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Reply #45 on: May 07, 2009, 10:18:42 pm
lol these made me laugh  :lol:

- buy a cheap Air Soft Gun and attempt to kidnap the first person you meet
- pretend you're a monkey: climb on a tree and eat bananas, then throw the peals at people passing by.
- go to the park, stand on some visible place and pretend you're a statue. If anyone asks what are you doing, tell them that you're AFK.
- spit above your head and catch.

That's would be funny  :lol:

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Reply #46 on: May 10, 2009, 12:13:46 pm
stupid... lol

why cant number 1 be GET A LIFE....

then you wont have to give some one a BJ

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Reply #47 on: May 10, 2009, 04:03:24 pm
stupid... lol

why cant number 1 be GET A LIFE....

then you wont have to give some one a BJ
I dont know about you, but even when Im home being a nolifer in front of my sexbox or PC, I dont give dudes blowjobs



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Reply #48 on: July 11, 2009, 04:04:59 pm
*Bump*

This topic is awesome... does anyone else have better ideas?

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Reply #49 on: July 12, 2009, 06:55:48 pm
Thanks for bumping... Did not see this topic before...  :rofl:
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58 - try to search and destroy the "PHP has encountered access violation xxxxxxxxx"

haha...

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Reply #50 on: July 13, 2009, 04:52:23 am
New one,

Do nothing.


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Reply #51 on: July 13, 2009, 06:45:44 am
Saw this topic. I laughed a lot irl.. :rofl:



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Reply #52 on: July 13, 2009, 09:23:11 am

43 - rob a bank


i rly like this idea ;)

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Reply #53 on: July 13, 2009, 09:50:43 am
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20 - spam admins at msn to be unbanned




ROFL LMAOOOOO :rofl:


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Reply #54 on: July 13, 2009, 01:51:47 pm
101 - Play Mud and Blood 2  :roll:

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Reply #55 on: July 15, 2009, 11:43:19 am
I used to love this topic!

Gay or straight / white or black / short or tall / thick or thin - I quote 2Pac on this -> "I don't give a f**k."
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Reply #56 on: July 15, 2009, 03:01:35 pm
Wow, Wayne.
How many times have you been banned to find this out?


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Reply #57 on: August 28, 2010, 02:15:04 pm
Bumpety Bump Bump :D

these are actually quite cool... I did some off them :D


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Reply #58 on: August 30, 2010, 03:59:43 pm
101 - Re-read this 101 Times
102 - Call your mom a slut....TWICE
103 - Miss-call your friends, when they call back, pickup then hangup quickly
104 - Go make out with the girl/boy that you like, if he/she was shocked and asked you why you did it,bring up 2012.
105 - Listen to justin bieber till you loose your ears.
106 - Moan about you being banned on fmylife.com
107 - Moan about you being banned on hatebook.com
108 - Kill Your mom, if anyone asked you why you did it, tell them you were just bored.
109 - Buy a cat, if you already got one buy an other one.
110 - Lock your self in your room, loose the key and call your emergency number screaming out loud for help.
111 - Break both of your legs, hide your parents money so they cannot afford a wheel chair nor an operation, and stay your whole god damn life on your PC.
112 - Ask your parents if they ever watched porn
113 - Go to your neighbors and ask them if you can borrow a condom
114 - Go to your principal's office in school, push him off his chair and then sit in his place, tell him he's fired.
115 - Shoot your dad in the nuts using a paintball gun.
116 - Go naked to school, if anyone asked you why you ain't wearing no clothes tell them to mind their own business
117 - Make a video on youtube about yourself being banned on argo.
118 - Stare at your dad and ask him if he is related to Justin bieber
119 - Each time one of your parent says a word, ask him/her to define it.
120 - Each day,knock on your neighbor's door, the moment they open it, walk in and sit on the couch without saying anything for 10 seconds, then walk out.


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Reply #59 on: August 30, 2010, 04:03:56 pm
Masturbate.


 


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