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Offline Matthew_Cipricla

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Reply #30 on: February 16, 2009, 05:12:40 am
Some dont, but most do. But most of them I heard.


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Reply #31 on: February 16, 2009, 05:14:55 am
Quote from: Matthew_Cipricla on February 16, 2009, 05:12:40 am
Some dont, but most do. But most of them I heard.

Modified my post, added some new ones.

Edit: Some more...

1. Give me an x, I'll stand to face you.
Give me a cross, I'll turn my back on you.
What am I?

2. I have a heart that never beats,
I have a home but I never sleep.
I can take a mans house and build anothers,
And I love to play games with my many brothers.
I am a king among fools.
Who am I?

3. Name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday.

4. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

5. I am slim and tall,
Many find me desirable and appealing.
They touch me and I give a false good feeling.
Once I shine in splendor,
But only once and then no more.
For many I am "to die for".
What am I?


"When you want to succeed as bad as you want to breathe, then you will be successful."

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Reply #32 on: February 16, 2009, 05:59:41 am
Quote from: Cane on February 16, 2009, 05:14:55 am
5. I am slim and tall,
Many find me desirable and appealing.
They touch me and I give a false good feeling.
Once I shine in splendor,
But only once and then no more.
For many I am "to die for".
What am I?

Zun's sister.. :D (jk)

women?


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Reply #33 on: February 16, 2009, 06:17:17 am


"When you want to succeed as bad as you want to breathe, then you will be successful."

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Reply #34 on: February 16, 2009, 04:59:45 pm
5. cigarette

Quote from: Gandalf on August 29, 2012, 07:01:29 pm
And we do not try to be real life, as why would you ever play real life if you have one ? We play the GTA universe, and our players should try to live in the GTA world, not the real one.


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Reply #35 on: February 16, 2009, 05:01:59 pm
Quote from: Wash on February 16, 2009, 05:59:41 am
Zun's sister..
LOL! Good one. Hi-5!

Quote from: Jubin on February 16, 2009, 04:59:45 pm
5. cigarette
Goddamnit, Jubin!

Quote from: Cane on February 16, 2009, 05:14:55 am
2. I have a heart that never beats,
I have a home but I never sleep.
I can take a mans house and build anothers,
And I love to play games with my many brothers.
I am a king among fools.
Who am I?
Some kind of freak zombie. Yeah, definately a zombie..


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Reply #36 on: February 16, 2009, 07:10:15 pm
Nice one, Jubin! :D

Quote from: tiderman on February 16, 2009, 05:01:59 pm
Some kind of freak zombie. Yeah, definately a zombie..

No, not a zombie ^^


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Reply #37 on: February 16, 2009, 11:26:01 pm
Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?


Quote from: Gandalf on August 29, 2012, 07:01:29 pm
And we do not try to be real life, as why would you ever play real life if you have one ? We play the GTA universe, and our players should try to live in the GTA world, not the real one.


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Reply #38 on: February 16, 2009, 11:31:11 pm
Quote from: Jubin on February 16, 2009, 11:26:01 pm
Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?


Wait.. that's not a riddle, that's just terrible...


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Reply #39 on: February 16, 2009, 11:39:57 pm
Quote from: Jubin on February 16, 2009, 11:26:01 pm
Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?

Is the homicidal murderer one of her children?


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Reply #40 on: February 16, 2009, 11:42:16 pm
Quote from: Cane on February 16, 2009, 11:39:57 pm
Is the homicidal murderer one of her child?
WRONG It's the ugly one!


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Reply #41 on: February 17, 2009, 08:10:00 am
I was framed, yet I didn't commit a crime, and the person who framed me committed no crime. How is this possible?

REPLICA.

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Reply #42 on: February 17, 2009, 08:13:36 am
Quote from: Squeak on February 16, 2009, 11:42:16 pm
WRONG It's the ugly one!
ta-ta-tatta-TAAA and Wendy tell her, what's she's won! "Well Jubin, Squeak has won a total of one bonus post committed just for him by you, Jubin."

Quote from: Gandalf on August 29, 2012, 07:01:29 pm
And we do not try to be real life, as why would you ever play real life if you have one ? We play the GTA universe, and our players should try to live in the GTA world, not the real one.


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Reply #43 on: February 17, 2009, 09:23:11 am
Why did King Kong climb to the top of the Empire State building?


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Reply #44 on: February 17, 2009, 10:54:32 pm
Quote from: Wayne on February 17, 2009, 09:23:11 am
Why did King Kong climb to the top of the Empire State building?
To be epic before he died

I'm not even angry
i'm being so sincere right now
even though you broke my heart and killed me.

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