The Rock band of SA-Rocker Ponkers!

[Cutt3r]

The Rocker Ponkers!!

Argonath's very own rock band, the Rocker Ponkers, is rockin the city of SA. See below for details! We are a team of professional rockers and promise to give you a fun filled night/day with our songs being made exclusively for the occasion! We do gigs almost anywhere, provided that we have a convenient date. Bookings for the band are open.

The members of the band:

[ER]Cutter - Lead vocals

[ER]Gird3r - Lead Guitarist, Backing vocals

[AV]Matthew - Drums, Backing vocals

Events done

Date : 01.03.2009

Place : V Rock hotel, LV

Event : Release of "Look at my ping!"

Date: 21.03.2009

Place: Disneyland

Event: ALS 2nd anniversary

Bookings

None

[SeanC]

Maybe you need Armed Limo Service?If then go to our site www.lv-als.argonathrpg.com/forum to order for limo,and i will try to be there

Regard,
Armed Limo Service Officer
Mawi Izumi
(Mawi Izumi)

[Malcolm]

*Malcolm screams like a teenage girl*
Woho Rocker Ponkers, we love you!

Seriously, seems like fun

[Caltson]

One issue tough : You have exactly the same date as the SAPD Ceremony.

[Cutt3r]

Due to the ARPD ceremony on Saturday, the event is postponed to Sunday at the same time!

[cDa]

May i book band for 5th march? R* hotel, time to be announced (probbably 20h)

[Cutt3r]

Sure thing! If you can name the event, we will try and make a song with relation to that event!

[cDa]

Just a b-day parteh for one senile old fart...

[Cutt3r]

Consider us booked for March 5th!

[Matthew_Cipricla]

'Ello there cuta' my 'ate. I 'all be there on march fiwst. I hup we weel rock out YEAH'!!!

This will be great. 

[TruthSvensson]

Oh cool, i'd like to join the band as lead guitars or something if i heard about this earlier :P I'll come to the gig

[Cutt3r]

The concert rocked, we had massive support, thank you guys
The lyrics of the released song, "Look at my ping" are below:

On a lonely saturday night
When things in real life didnt go right
I took to my favourite past time
With a glass of soda and lime
Logged onto the best SA server
Which hardly crashes, if not never

But then there seems to be a lag problem
"Is it just me?" I ask 'em
And I press tab to see the dreaded horror and SCREAMMM!

"Look at my ping!!" (Chorus : Ping!)
"Aaaaoooo!! Look at my ping!!" (Chorus : Ping!)
Its ping, its ping its ping its ping (Chorus : Your ping your ping its maddening!) x 2
"Helllll!! Look at my pingggggg!!!” Yeahhhhh!!

[Fabio]

Ponkers? Lol :P

Ponk.

[Caltson]

Dear Rocker Ponkers,

Hereby i would like to hire you on 23/3/2009 on the ALS 2nd Birthday Party.

If you are interested, please send me message (PM or something.. )

[Cutt3r]

Though the song couldnt be performed, here are the lyrics that we made for cDa's bday song

On a sunny afternoon of March 5th, 1984.
A young gun, arrived on earth and knocked on the door.
‘Time for me to take this world by storm!’ he said
‘And make rulebreakers on Argonath fear and dread!’

He will watch, he will spectate,
If he sees a DMer, he doesn’t hesitate
So lets wish Argonath’s favourite cat by sayin’!

Hey cDa, (Chorus: its your birthday),
But how did it fall on a Thursday,
Hey cDa, (Chorus: cuz its your day!),
It should have been on a Caturday!