Alex, if you are so inpatient you will never be accepted into Gvardia, you need to show interest but you show to much and that will only annoy them as Eugene stated.
Either be patient about it or don't join the group, listen to Cofiliano and re apply in 3 weeks, seems that you lack experience aswell and that can you build up in those 3 weeks.
And when you're changing name before asking them they will feel abit like "WTF", since it feels like you imposter there group.