The Gvardia Family || San Fierro's Main Power || Best criminal group of 09/10/11

[Steve.]

I've been resting for a while from a games at all Maybe i stop by these days to say hi IG :P

Alessandro! Sup bro?
Come IG, long time no see..

[Michael.Robinson]

What's wrong with server?    :trust:

[Lincoln.]

It will be up soon. That's what Sauron said.

[Antonio.]

Alright what the f**k is going on with us guys, i mean porn actresses as our f**king profile pics, like alright it was funny when cofi done it the first time but now loads of people are jumping on the band wagon, well i dont like it, it makes us look unprofessional and pretty pathetic so if its not alot of trouble, can we please clean this shit up abit

It's our profiles, we can add anything we want to it, as long as it doesn't break forum rules. We're professional as long as we're not acting like idiots, or trolling.

Lisa Ann is no porn star. She's a lady. But yeah I understand your frustration. Tony, Toto and the rest of you, when you're over 18 you can place such pictures in your profiles. 

What else do you call a lady fucking in videos? Like I said, it's our profiles, we can place what ever we want on them. Months ago, I was the one adding these type of gifs on my profile anyways.

[Donnie]

Gvardia Mob Application
In-Game Name:Joe_Callahan
In-Game Age:21.
Age in real life:14.
List previous names you used:Susie,Heather,Susie_Gvardia, John_Richmond, Joe_West, Gstar Heather, Antonio_Capone
How long you been playing on Argonath?13th June 2009.
Do you have license and passport? Yes I do.
List assets you own(house,car,bizz) A house, Car and money.
Were you invited to join Gvardia, by who?N/A.
How active are you?Depends of the day, upto 6-7 hours straight.
In which time of day, do you play(CET)? I do not know  the exact hours, im on in the evenings and night.
How much criminal experience do you have?We'll let's say that I've almoust never been a cop, always in the dirty work, drugs.
Reasons for joining Gvardia?Cause I love this Group so much, I wan't to get to know you guys.And I miss the action.
Your opinion on your RP knowledge?9/10
What things are you specialized in?Shooting,Driving.
List previous mafias/gangs/clans you've been in:Gvardia,Gstar,Stracci too I think, mostly groupless RPing with my friends and dealing with drugs.
Have you read ALL Gvardia Mob rules?:Yes, I have.
Do you understand our rules of roleplay, dividing OOC/IC, brackets, spelling in IC chat, etc?:
If accepted, what will your name be with _GvardiaT tag?
Write a decent character story, to show us how serious into RP you are.
(character story must be 500 words or more)

Joe aka Joey was born in Estonia 1982, his mother died when she gave birth to Joe.He has never seen his father, because he left his mom when she told him about the pregnancy.So he was put out to adoption, it's sad, but true.When he turned 10 he was adopted by a Maffia family, he had a bright future ahead of him.When he turned to 18, he was presented with his first organized crime in Los Santos, America.They robbed a Money truck at 13 January 2000, but it went very wrong.His father and his brother were murdered by the cops.He gave up because he had no chance of escape.Few days later Joe was escorted to Mordor, it's like Alcatraz, but many many times worse.Joe was sentenced for 11 years in the prison.The first years were awful, he got stabbed and beaten up, but he managed to hang on.Joe spent 3 hours in the prison gym and an hour in the library a day.A year later he got tired of getting beaten up, he made a knife out of a toothbrush and murdered the worst raper in the prison, thought he didn't get caught with it.But the in-mates knew that he did it so they were scared of him.The other gang tried to kill me in the gym, but I managed to escape from them.On 18th January 2011 he was released from the Prison.

 

 

 

 

The first day out

The day when he was released, he got a check of Ten thousand dollars(10k$) for the work done in the prison.So the first thing he did was go to the nearby Burger shot and bought a cheeseburger.After that he called a cab and drove to San Fierro Victim, bought some new clothes and shoes.Though he loved Marijuana, he promised to himself that he will never smoke again.When it was getting late he went to the playground...What he saw was awful! Children were playing...And 10 metres away there were two guys injecting heroin into their veins.He went there and asked,

 

-Could I get a shot...

The guy asked 10 bucks from Joe and he said...

-okay.

Then the guy said that Okay, but im first.But he was drunk and couldnt inject himself.So I offered him some help.He handed me the Syringe, and as soon as he said

 

-Okay, inject me.

I put the Syringe in my right hand and pushed it through his arm.The other guy tried to attack  but he ran, because he didn't want any trouble.After running to a nearby Taxi.He drove to San Fierro, he was very tried so he stayed at a Gvardia Hotel.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Next Morning

 

 

In the morning he woke up and heard some guys talking in the lobby.He gave a sneak peek to them and heard something about Maffia things.Joe got caught watching them, so the guy pulled a gun out from his back.he put his hands up and said that he don't want any trouble, but he wants a job.So the guy said that you need to contact our boss for that.

What will your name in Gvardia?

[Cofiliano]

.What else do you call a lady f**king in videos?

You just don't get it, probably cause you're too young.

She's not a porn star, she's a lady. So is Jenna Jameson. The rest of them are just regular porn stars.

[Jaiden]

You just don't get it, probably cause you're too young.

She's not a porn star, she's a lady. So is Jenna Jameson. The rest of them are just regular porn stars.

Yo, Lady FUCKING in videos.

[Cofiliano]

Yo, Lady f**kING in videos.

I'm not expecting from you to understand the point, cause you obviously can't. 

[Jaiden]

I'm not expecting from you to understand the point, cause you obviously can't. 

If a girl has sex on a video(s), She's either one desperate son of a bitch or a porn star.

[Cofiliano]

If a girl has sex on a video(s), She's either one desperate son of a bad girl or a porn star.

And your age is 14  top right? Its obvious , you should debate with Pokemons , not with me. 

[Ratko Gavrilovic]

Lol Pantelic.

[Cofiliano]

One and only . = )

[Ratko Gavrilovic]

Vidic!

[BlackEagle]

Implying avatars have something to do with professionalism.
Implying ladies do not fuck.
/disappoint.
Howdy. My new phone has some sexy CPU that aint no much different from a PC. Will keep checking forums msn etc when/if I be bored, just not in game.

[Ratko Gavrilovic]

What phone? :O