[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[BlackEagle]

Truth: Stracci = Cems with suits

[MisterSjeiks]

He should've written that in all caps, because Billy Mays was always speaking in caps.

Billy Mays -- Big City Slider

Have ...to buy ...Big City slider O.O

[Fritz]

[AV]Flameman(XX) says(phone): Robert Longstreet's automated secretary. Leave a messege after th
[AV]Flameman(XX) says(phone): BEEEEEEEEE f**king P!!


Lol 

LOL 

[Frank_Hawk]

Sagon (63) : I lost my CASH, MONEY and RESPECT cos of sum NIGGAZ

[FlameMan]

Once Canada gets annexed, Australia will follow. Not going to happen.

And after that, Phillipines with Brazil get annexed too. Not going to happen.

I wonder when Poland is going to get annexed with the US.

[Oliver]

i'd be warned for caps D:

Warned for caps is better than banned for advertising hacks, isn't it? If you do something that will get you banned, do it like a man.

[newton]

ROFL This Was So Funny XD

[Negative]

ROFL This Was So Funny XD

I stopped laughing at Jeffrey jokes

[MisterSjeiks]

I stopped laughing at Jeffrey jokes

[RailWayGuy]

Truth: Stracci = Cems with suits

lol

[rJCaiG]

This topic's name is no longer true.
If you are in doubt at something's funniness, do NOT post it, please...
Do not post inside jokes, that nobody will get, do not post your own jokes, none of this is funny....
I want this topic to be funny again!!!!!

[MasterNeo]

Admin MrNeo(26): Chuck, stay there..
Admin Mr.Chuck_Norris(12): huh?
Admin MrNeo(26) : keep watching them because i know they are scared on your moustache + beard
Adnub Mr.Chuck_Norris(12) : yeah i know.



Sorry if its not funny, its funny for me  :IQ:

[Altair_Carter]

It wasn't funny till the moment i noticed

Adnub Mr.Chuck_Norris(12) :

[greekmike]

Melvin wanted to bid on my donut shop, so I asked what he wanted to offer.. Like 2 minutes after I got this message..
PM from Melvin_Gambetti(49): I CAN NOT OFFER BECAUSE I GOT A DILDO IN MY MOUTH
..
PM from Melvin_Gambetti(49:) oops..

I LMAO'D SO HARD AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A

[Kitsune]

HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: [EDGE] check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: GIVE ME 10K NOW OR I WILL BLOW UP LOS SANTOS THROUGH A BOMB IN THE oCEAN
HQ: Suspect: [EDGE]
Bryan_Ridge(55): Police Radio: Lol wtf.., Over.
[AV]Nexxt[CS]: (37) lol
Darren_Flier(10): Police Radio: retarded 911 call, Over.
[WS]Leonardo: (3) lol Edge,no.
[AV]Nexxt[CS]: (37) EDGE
Darren_Flier(10): Police Radio: 10-22, Over.