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Reply #1980 on: January 15, 2010, 05:57:15 pm
Truth: Stracci = Cems with suits


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Reply #1981 on: January 15, 2010, 07:08:23 pm
Quote from: 9r2e5i3k on January 15, 2010, 04:50:56 pm
He should've written that in all caps, because Billy Mays was always speaking in caps.

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Reply #1982 on: January 15, 2010, 10:26:40 pm
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Reply #1983 on: January 16, 2010, 12:18:24 pm

Sagon (63) : I lost my CASH, MONEY and RESPECT cos of sum NIGGAZ



Though much is taken, much abides; and though we are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are; One equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.

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Reply #1984 on: January 16, 2010, 12:30:03 pm
Quote from: Altair_Carter on January 15, 2010, 02:35:34 pm
Quote from: JDCdesigns on January 15, 2010, 12:53:27 pm
Once Canada gets annexed, Australia will follow. Not going to happen. :D

And after that, Phillipines with Brazil get annexed too. Not going to happen. :D

I wonder when Poland is going to get annexed with the US.

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Reply #1985 on: January 16, 2010, 01:07:29 pm
Quote from: kayo12 on January 15, 2010, 05:42:34 pm
i'd be warned for caps D:

Warned for caps is better than banned for advertising hacks, isn't it? If you do something that will get you banned, do it like a man.


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Reply #1986 on: January 16, 2010, 04:48:07 pm


ROFL This Was So Funny XD



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Reply #1987 on: January 16, 2010, 08:51:20 pm
Quote from: newton on January 16, 2010, 04:48:07 pm


ROFL This Was So Funny XD

I stopped laughing at Jeffrey jokes



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Reply #1988 on: January 16, 2010, 09:22:48 pm


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Reply #1989 on: January 17, 2010, 10:59:36 am

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FERNANDO REYES

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Reply #1990 on: January 17, 2010, 12:35:46 pm
This topic's name is no longer true.
If you are in doubt at something's funniness, do NOT post it, please...
Do not post inside jokes, that nobody will get, do not post your own jokes, none of this is funny....
I want this topic to be funny again!!!!! :(


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Reply #1991 on: January 17, 2010, 01:36:45 pm
Admin MrNeo(26): Chuck, stay there..
Admin Mr.Chuck_Norris(12): huh?
Admin MrNeo(26) : keep watching them because i know they are scared on your moustache + beard
Adnub Mr.Chuck_Norris(12) : yeah i know.



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Reply #1992 on: January 17, 2010, 01:41:50 pm
It wasn't funny till the moment i noticed :rofl:

Quote from: MasterNeo on January 17, 2010, 01:36:45 pm

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Reply #1993 on: January 17, 2010, 09:09:43 pm
Quote from: Gregersen on January 13, 2010, 02:28:52 pm
Melvin wanted to bid on my donut shop, so I asked what he wanted to offer.. Like 2 minutes after I got this message..
PM from Melvin_Gambetti(49): I CAN NOT OFFER BECAUSE I GOT A DILDO IN MY MOUTH
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PM from Melvin_Gambetti(49:) oops..
I LMAO'D SO HARD AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A


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Reply #1994 on: January 18, 2010, 05:03:22 pm
HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: [EDGE] check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: GIVE ME 10K NOW OR I WILL BLOW UP LOS SANTOS THROUGH A BOMB IN THE oCEAN
HQ: Suspect: [EDGE]
Bryan_Ridge(55): Police Radio: Lol wtf.., Over.
[AV]Nexxt[CS]: (37) lol
Darren_Flier(10): Police Radio: retarded 911 call, Over.
[WS]Leonardo: (3) lol Edge,no.
[AV]Nexxt[CS]: (37) EDGE
Darren_Flier(10): Police Radio: 10-22, Over.


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