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Reply #2085 on: February 10, 2010, 01:51:19 pm
Quote from: battle on February 10, 2010, 01:33:12 pm
Alot of funny things i've gotten, but here we go, little warning might be some harsh words along, but i think they are censored automatically else i will remove them.

[AV]JDC_Kolta : ANTI DM PATROL

=AV=Nexxt[CS] Police Radio Requesting airsupport on a shemale at LSAP

[Rstar]Pancher Police Radio : R o G e R

CBFasi was banned by [Rstar]Pancher Reason : Impoister

**xxxx**[Rstar]Sammir: no she is professional body seller
**xxxx**TCL]Twenty Yarly

[AV]Goobi was suspected by officer [XC]RandyRandy for going to fast = you orangeman

[Rstar]CBFasi How to get annoyed use /q to exit building!

[WS]Wyclef] Was suspected by officer RoBin_GhETTo for assaulting hitted a officer with flowers, very sharp flowers

**Chase_Greggor Omg i got a sms saying
**Chase_Greggor Meet a sexy girl at downtown los santos

biggo YOU LOOK LIKE A BABY
Post Merge: February 10, 2010, 01:35:19 pm
[WS]Smey TO Whoever suspect just killed himself : BOEEEHHHH

[WS]Gregersen[CS] panpan!
[XU]Panpan WEOEOWEOOEOEOEOEOWOEWOWEOOOOOOO

Lau_Corleone notices the fads

[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts : WAHT THE f**k ARE YOU THINKING!!
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts SIR!!
[TCL]BattleKolta says: What?
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts DO YOU KNOW WHAT SPEED YOU WHERE ?!!
[TCL]BattleKOlta says No?
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts  you we're like!!
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts 70km/h
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts DUDE!!
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts WTF!!
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts  with this car you should be going at like 130 km/h
[TCL]BattleKolta says the limit is 80 km/h!
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts SO speed the f**k up!!

Drew[Norway] Police radio : Hambuger this is chicken mac nugets.. are you there i repeat are you there ?


Manish_Krisha was banned by Team_Wayne for trying to be richie rich, money hacking

Urs_Diablos happy PAYDAY TO YOU! HAPPY PAYDAY TOOOO YOUU

****Twenty BATTLE f**k YOU
****[TCl]BattleKolta WHAT
****Twenty** YOU PAINTED MY INFERNUS PINK AGAIN
****[TCL]BattleKolta** i haven't painted your infernus
today!
****Louis_Keyl** HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
****Twenty** YOU DID YESTERDAY bad guy ASS
****Twenty** I was driving to a crime delict, with a f**king pink infernus

[AV]JDC_Kolta "i'm sorry, you are denied from stealing agen' pancakes" "FFFFFUUUUU-"

[WS]Thomas_C Police radio Uhm... take the big grey bridge, then go right... you'll notice some idior wacing : thats me


****Chase** Used to be argonath incorporated
****[TCL]Rock_Kolta Armed idiot

Lennie_briscoe shouts this is the long dick of the law!!

Crime of Ryan_Dunn Suspected by [NP]Curse For being mean to car, he kicked it

James_hunter says : Go, GO!
[AV]Vince kicks the seat
[AV]Vince kicks the seat harder
[AV]Vince shouts : DIE!
James hunter Rips vinces's tonque out.
Post Merge: February 10, 2010, 01:35:56 pm
****[AV]Pazienza I did /Suegate lol

Maruouan_Koltstov -cbalear IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRE EEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDD

[Rstar]Charger me + payday = everyone happy

Aragorn Aragorn + Vodka = epic

****Chase_Greggor ima attend the DD with a hippie van

[AV]JDC_Kolta .cb No, 7 Corleones shooting my ass is NOT my idea of new year fireworks!

Victor_Corleone was suspected by officer [XU]CowCow for Sir u have your genital n me no want sucky sucky pls ok put awa

Owen_Rodridques Shouts Lets play hide and seek, you starts!!
Mafs_Corleone shouts Lets play darts!!
Mafs_Corleone shouts You'll be the board i'll use bullets
Owen_Rodridques Shouts ok

TeaM_SugarD shouts OH HELL NO! YOU VOMIT ON ME, YOU PUNCH MY NEMISIS IN THE BALLS, YOU ATTACK MY COMPRADERES... YOUR GOING DOWN!!


LOL!  :rofl:


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Reply #2086 on: February 10, 2010, 02:00:58 pm
Quote from: battle, spelling errors fixed
[AV]JDC_Kolta : ANTI DM PATROL

[AV]JDC_Kolta "I'm sorry, you are denied from FBI for stealing Agents' pancakes." "FFFFFUUUUU-"

[AV]JDC_Kolta .cb No, 7 Corleones shooting my ass is NOT my idea of new year fireworks!

Good times! :lol:

And yes, during New Years', I was in a shootout that had 4 or more Corleones shooting at my ass with M4s. :)

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The most important part is interacting with others and meeting people from around the world.

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Reply #2087 on: February 10, 2010, 02:57:46 pm
Quote from: battle on February 10, 2010, 01:33:12 pm
[WS]Gregersen[CS] panpan!
[XU]Panpan WEOEOWEOOEOEOEOEOWOEWOWEOOOOOOO
My name is [WS]Gregerz[CS] duuude :(

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Gregersen: A guy who, as he says, decided to stay in Argonath because of the hand I gave to him in the beggining. I feel responsible for him and I am very proud watching how huge progress he's achieved. Proud like for my son :)

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Reply #2088 on: February 10, 2010, 03:14:01 pm
Quote from: battle on February 10, 2010, 01:33:12 pm
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts : WAHT THE f**k ARE YOU THINKING!!
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts SIR!!
[TCL]BattleKolta says: What?
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts DO YOU KNOW WHAT SPEED YOU WHERE ?!!
[TCL]BattleKOlta says No?
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts  you we're like!!
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts 70km/h
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts DUDE!!
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts WTF!!
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts  with this car you should be going at like 130 km/h
[TCL]BattleKolta says the limit is 80 km/h!
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts SO speed the f**k up!!

****Twenty BATTLE f**k YOU
****[TCl]BattleKolta WHAT
****Twenty** YOU PAINTED MY INFERNUS PINK AGAIN
****[TCL]BattleKolta** i haven't painted your infernus
today!
****Louis_Keyl** HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
****Twenty** YOU DID YESTERDAY bad guy ASS
****Twenty** I was driving to a crime delict, with a f**king pink infernus


That made my morning... lol'd



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Reply #2089 on: February 11, 2010, 07:30:45 am
Quote from: battle on February 10, 2010, 01:33:12 pm
James_hunter says : Go, GO!
[AV]Vince kicks the seat
[AV]Vince kicks the seat harder
[AV]Vince shouts : DIE!
James hunter Rips vinces's tonque out.

That happens like three times a week.


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Reply #2090 on: February 11, 2010, 02:14:54 pm
Admin Mr.Chuck_Norris: xcasio dont dare to hunt me with hydra/hunter
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: don't you dare to roundhouse kick me then
[Rstar]xcasio killed by Collision
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: OMG

Where must we go... we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?

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Reply #2091 on: February 11, 2010, 03:07:26 pm
Quote from: EliteTerm on February 11, 2010, 02:14:54 pm
Admin Mr.Chuck_Norris: xcasio dont dare to hunt me with hydra/hunter
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: don't you dare to roundhouse kick me then
[Rstar]xcasio killed by Collision
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: OMG

LOL  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Didn't gimli just fly into a wall or something? XD

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As a result advertising in main chat is not permitted.
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Reply #2092 on: February 11, 2010, 06:16:23 pm
Quote from: battle on February 10, 2010, 01:33:12 pm

[WS]Thomas_C Police radio Uhm... take the big grey bridge, then go right... you'll notice some idiot waving : thats me

assuum! :D


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Reply #2093 on: February 11, 2010, 06:27:05 pm
Quote from: EliteTerm on February 11, 2010, 02:14:54 pm
Admin Mr.Chuck_Norris: xcasio dont dare to hunt me with hydra/hunter
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: don't you dare to roundhouse kick me then
[Rstar]xcasio killed by Collision
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: OMG
:lol:

Behold, mongrels!

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Reply #2094 on: February 12, 2010, 12:42:38 am
Quote from: battle on February 10, 2010, 01:33:12 pm
[WS]Wyclef Was suspected by officer RoBin_GhETTo for assaulting hitted a officer with flowers, very sharp flowers

Oh yes, I remember that.


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Reply #2095 on: February 12, 2010, 09:22:22 am
Quote from: EliteTerm on February 11, 2010, 02:14:54 pm
Admin Mr.Chuck_Norris: xcasio dont dare to hunt me with hydra/hunter
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: don't you dare to roundhouse kick me then
[Rstar]xcasio killed by Collision
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: OMG

 :rofl:
Post Merge: February 13, 2010, 03:58:32 am
[AV]Janek has been suspected by officer [Rstar]Austin for: shouting pigeons



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Reply #2096 on: February 13, 2010, 05:45:35 pm
Those chats make me ROFL.


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Reply #2097 on: February 15, 2010, 01:33:59 am
Quote from: EliteTerm on February 11, 2010, 02:14:54 pm
Admin Mr.Chuck_Norris: xcasio dont dare to hunt me with hydra/hunter
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: don't you dare to roundhouse kick me then
[Rstar]xcasio killed by Collision
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: OMG
Haha  :rofl:


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Reply #2098 on: February 15, 2010, 04:51:36 am
Crime of [Rstar]IcyAero(62): suspected by officer [NP]Curse(10) for suspected to be alien - try to invade, please stop!

Jason_Earles: OMG OMG
Jason_Earles: I found house with no info!!
Jason_Earles: how do i buy this house? i typed /buy
some secs later...
Jason_Earles: wtf is a passport for
- Hes Banned for cash hax after.

JunkMan: driving isnt allowed

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Reply #2099 on: February 15, 2010, 07:42:20 am
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Pm to [BRC]Lewis: Want to be my personal assistant that gives me blowjobs?
Pm from [BRC]Lewis: Yes
Pm from [BRC]Lewis: wait, Do i get paid?


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