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Reply #2070 on: February 05, 2010, 11:36:52 pm
Geezer_Butler: (XX) I tried to insert /b/ but it said Unknown command

I remember when I said that,I did not consider it funny though  :D

Here are some other quotations

[Rstar]Rusty(xx) says:Go suck off your dildo

Donatas_Acus(xx) was suspected by officer [TCL]Rock[FBI](xx) for RUN RABBIT RUN

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Reply #2071 on: February 06, 2010, 12:15:52 pm
I was in a good mood yesterday  :pop:

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Reply #2072 on: February 06, 2010, 09:38:19 pm

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Reply #2073 on: February 06, 2010, 11:32:32 pm
Twenty(xx) Looks up
Chase_Greggor(xx) looks up
[Rstar]Fernando(xx) looks up
[Rstar]Sammir(xx) looks up
I am an eye in the sky, looking at you!



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Reply #2074 on: February 06, 2010, 11:39:07 pm
That happened today at JayL's funeral, it was like this..

(...we were talking about JayL, memories and stuff...)

[Rstar]Sammir(xx) says: I hope he can hear us now.
Twenty(xx) Looks up
Chase_Greggor(xx) looks up
[Rstar]Fernando(xx) looks up
[Rstar]Sammir(xx) looks up

I am an eye in the sky, looking at you!

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Reply #2075 on: February 07, 2010, 02:46:26 am
lol'd at above

sauron is watching us masturbate D:






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Reply #2076 on: February 07, 2010, 08:55:40 am
sauron is watching us masturbate D:

If he was watching you take care of business he'd be intentionally blind by now.



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Reply #2077 on: February 07, 2010, 11:38:05 am
If he was watching you take care of business he'd be intentionally blind by now.

Sauron cannot zoom that small Oliver

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Reply #2078 on: February 10, 2010, 04:01:35 am
Sauron cannot zoom that small Oliver

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Reply #2079 on: February 10, 2010, 07:01:42 am
I don't see how CBFasi's comment is funny about the last time he was in school.

It's like Sauron telling his story how he graduated from How-To-Be-Evil school 4,000 years ago.

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Reply #2080 on: February 10, 2010, 07:58:42 am
I don't see how CBFasi's comment about the last time he was in school.

No but CBF is a high admin which means everything he says is funny.



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Reply #2081 on: February 10, 2010, 11:25:26 am
No but CBF is a high admin which means everything he says is funny.


so true  :trust:




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Reply #2082 on: February 10, 2010, 11:42:13 am
Bruno_Pain.....AGAIN!

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Reply #2083 on: February 10, 2010, 11:55:39 am
TYPE OUT YOUR CHAT LOLGS



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Reply #2084 on: February 10, 2010, 01:33:12 pm
Alot of funny things i've gotten, but here we go, little warning might be some harsh words along, but i think they are censored automatically else i will remove them.

[AV]JDC_Kolta : ANTI DM PATROL

=AV=Nexxt[CS] Police Radio Requesting airsupport on a shemale at LSAP

[Rstar]Pancher Police Radio : R o G e R


CBFasi was banned by [Rstar]Pancher Reason : Impoister

**xxxx**[Rstar]Sammir: no she is professional body seller
**xxxx**TCL]Twenty Yarly


[AV]Goobi was suspected by officer [XC]RandyRandy for going to fast = you orangeman

[Rstar]CBFasi How to get annoyed use /q to exit building!

[WS]Wyclef] Was suspected by officer RoBin_GhETTo for assaulting hitted a officer with flowers, very sharp flowers

**Chase_Greggor Omg i got a sms saying
**Chase_Greggor Meet a sexy girl at downtown los santos


biggo YOU LOOK LIKE A BABY

Post Merge: February 10, 2010, 01:35:19 pm
[WS]Smey TO Whoever suspect just killed himself : BOEEEHHHH

[WS]Gregersen[CS] panpan!
[XU]Panpan WEOEOWEOOEOEOEOEOWOEWOWEOOOOOOO

Lau_Corleone notices the fads

[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts : WAHT THE f**k ARE YOU THINKING!!
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts SIR!!
[TCL]BattleKolta says: What?
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts DO YOU KNOW WHAT SPEED YOU WHERE ?!!
[TCL]BattleKOlta says No?
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts  you we're like!!
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts 70km/h
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts DUDE!!
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts WTF!!
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts  with this car you should be going at like 130 km/h
[TCL]BattleKolta says the limit is 80 km/h!
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts SO speed the f**k up!!

Drew[Norway] Police radio : Hambuger this is chicken mac nugets.. are you there i repeat are you there ?


Manish_Krisha was banned by Team_Wayne for trying to be richie rich, money hacking


Urs_Diablos happy PAYDAY TO YOU! HAPPY PAYDAY TOOOO YOUU

****Twenty BATTLE f**k YOU
****[TCl]BattleKolta WHAT
****Twenty** YOU PAINTED MY INFERNUS PINK AGAIN
****[TCL]BattleKolta** i haven't painted your infernus
today!
****Louis_Keyl** HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
****Twenty** YOU DID YESTERDAY bad guy ASS
****Twenty** I was driving to a crime delict, with a f**king pink infernus


[AV]JDC_Kolta "i'm sorry, you are denied from stealing agen' pancakes" "FFFFFUUUUU-"

[WS]Thomas_C Police radio Uhm... take the big grey bridge, then go right... you'll notice some idiot waving : thats me


****Chase** Used to be argonath incorporated
****[TCL]Rock_Kolta Armed idiot

Lennie_briscoe shouts this is the long dick of the law!!

Crime of Ryan_Dunn Suspected by [NP]Curse For being mean to car, he kicked it

James_hunter says : Go, GO!
[AV]Vince kicks the seat
[AV]Vince kicks the seat harder
[AV]Vince shouts : DIE!
James hunter Rips vinces's tonque out.

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****[AV]Pazienza I did /Suegate lol

Maruouan_Koltstov -cbalear IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRE EEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDD

[Rstar]Charger me + payday = everyone happy

Aragorn Aragorn + Vodka = epic

****Chase_Greggor ima attend the DD with a hippie van

[AV]JDC_Kolta .cb No, 7 Corleones shooting my ass is NOT my idea of new year fireworks!

Victor_Corleone was suspected by officer [XU]CowCow for Sir u have your genital n me no want sucky sucky pls ok put awa

Owen_Rodridques Shouts Lets play hide and seek, you starts!!
Mafs_Corleone shouts Lets play darts!!
Mafs_Corleone shouts You'll be the board i'll use bullets
Owen_Rodridques Shouts ok

TeaM_SugarD shouts OH HELL NO! YOU VOMIT ON ME, YOU PUNCH MY NEMISIS IN THE BALLS, YOU ATTACK MY COMPRADERES... YOUR GOING DOWN!!


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