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Reply #3765 on: December 01, 2011, 12:44:15 am
I can imagine them...
"Oshit, it's the fucking chief!! Give up quick before he traps us in the hole of a huge donut!"


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Reply #3766 on: December 01, 2011, 01:45:06 am
Quote from: miniman622 on December 01, 2011, 12:44:15 am
I can imagine them...
"Oshit, it's the f**king chief!! Give up quick before he traps us in the hole of a huge donut!"

Hahahaha  :lol:


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Reply #3767 on: December 01, 2011, 08:08:38 am
Quote from: miniman622 on December 01, 2011, 12:44:15 am
I can imagine them...
"Oshit, it's the f**king chief!! Give up quick before he traps us in the hole of a huge donut!"

 :rofl: :hah:


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Reply #3768 on: December 01, 2011, 12:04:15 pm


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Reply #3769 on: December 01, 2011, 08:34:21 pm
Quote from: Mashgash on November 30, 2011, 11:07:50 pm
[22:44:41] [Rstar]Leroy(42) shouts: This is the LAW ... STOP and SURRENDER now!
[22:44:44] Criminal Bobs_Falcone(10) surrendered. DO NOT KILL THEM, cuff then jail them
[22:44:45] Criminal Moreti(31) surrendered. DO NOT KILL THEM, cuff then jail them

Respect yo  :D
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Reply #3770 on: December 01, 2011, 08:56:28 pm
Quote from: Jack White on December 01, 2011, 08:34:21 pm
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, A SUSPECT GAVE UP WHEN A COP ASKED HIM TO SURRENDER. HILLARIOUS  :banana: :banana: :banana:


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Reply #3771 on: December 02, 2011, 03:55:41 am
ARGHNATH RPG IN A NUTHSELL

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Reply #3772 on: December 02, 2011, 12:38:20 pm
Quote from: miniman622 on December 01, 2011, 12:44:15 am
I can imagine them...
"Oshit, it's the f**king chief!! Give up quick before he traps us in the hole of a huge donut!"

Hahaha :lol:


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Reply #3773 on: December 03, 2011, 12:00:44 am
Quote from: Mashgash on November 30, 2011, 11:07:50 pm
[22:44:41] [Rstar]Leroy(42) shouts: This is the LAW ... STOP and SURRENDER now!
[22:44:44] Criminal Bobs_Falcone(10) surrendered. DO NOT KILL THEM, cuff then jail them
[22:44:45] Criminal Moreti(31) surrendered. DO NOT KILL THEM, cuff then jail them

Respect yo  :D
Quote from: miniman622 on December 01, 2011, 12:44:15 am
I can imagine them...
"Oshit, it's the f**king chief!! Give up quick before he traps us in the hole of a huge donut!"

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Reply #3774 on: December 03, 2011, 01:25:27 am
If it was asslicking, I'd have said the chief was pro...it was a joke dumbass.


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Reply #3775 on: December 03, 2011, 11:46:21 am
[07:42:14] <Reno_Carnell> (18) Doggi, /ajail is for mods?
[07:42:18] <Reno_Carnell> (18) and above?
[07:42:23] You have been admin jailed for 15 seconds.
[07:42:23] Reason: Yep.
[07:42:23] Weapons removed during imprisonment.

[07:57:24] Albert_smith(2) was warned by Ded_Mopo3(10) for driving on top of the car.

[08:04:03] ADVERTISEMENT: [NEWS]Terrorsits have hijacked the plane. If they won't, contact Rintilione_Colombo(Phone:8881)
[08:04:03] ADVERTISEMENT: receive 1.000.000$ they will throw melons on LSPD OH NO!!, contact Rintilione_Colombo(Phone:8881)

[08:04:20] <Ded_Mopo3> (10) 1.000.000 is $1
[08:04:24] <Ded_Mopo3> (10) 1,000,000 is a million
[08:04:25] <Ded_Mopo3> (10) duh
[08:04:33] <Rintilione_Colombo> (16) Well give me 1$ then :D




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Reply #3776 on: December 03, 2011, 08:13:33 pm
Lol,specially at that warning  :lol:


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Reply #3777 on: December 11, 2011, 10:26:25 am
[10:20:19] [Help Chat] frank_boss(28): how to become afk?


[PB]Crazyboyboy.Dogg: (59) help please
[PB]Crazyboyboy.Dogg: (59) id 37 dm
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Reply #3778 on: December 11, 2011, 02:26:17 pm
Quote from: Daniel_Bradford on December 11, 2011, 10:26:25 am
[PB]Crazyboyboy.Dogg: (59) help please
[PB]Crazyboyboy.Dogg: (59) id 37 dm
[PB]Crazyboyboy.Dogg: (59) on me
[WS]SeanC: (36) Crazy, you're a suspect.
Not funny and even if you're a suspect, you can still be deathmatched. Being a suspect does not mean anyone can attack you.


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Reply #3779 on: December 11, 2011, 06:03:59 pm
Quote from: 9r2e5i3k on December 11, 2011, 02:26:17 pm
Not funny and even if you're a suspect, you can still be deathmatched. Being a suspect does not mean anyone can attack you.

Unless someone = cop

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