[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[McGarrett]

After several hacks and attacks to the server.........



Failz0r 

Awesome! xD

[chichibung]

[09:42:14] Marius_Laru (25) <===doing rescue atm

[09:42:21] Marius_Laru (25) <=====ID 19

[09:42:37] ChiChi_LucianoT (17) <-----doing stunts at LSCH

[09:42:56] Christopher_GvardiaT (9) <---- Doing a shit.

[09:43:01] ChiChi_LucianoT (17) lol?

[09:43:03] Marius_Laru (25) doing a shit....LOL

[09:43:17] Alex_SopranoT (23) <--- Giving a blowjob

[09:43:26] EdwardC (3) O_O

[09:43:26] Christopher_GvardiaT (9) ^dafuq

[09:43:27] ChiChi_LucianoT (17) blowjob?

[09:43:30] Chief_Hardy (12) Doesnt look like its even hitting lol

[09:43:39] Connor_Ancelotti (38) oweee

[Krueger]

Not funny. Just.. something usual in Argonath.

[Shorty.]

After several hacks and attacks to the server.........



Failz0r 

Hahah , that's Really Funny!

[Rusty]

From old logs ... courtesy of JayL.
Read this four times now and I still laugh.  Oh my.

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Nacheing: (22) i think i will be accepted IN [RSTAR]
Nacheing: (22) they say this
Nacheing: (22) listen guys
Nacheing: (22) "we want you on the team cuz ur the best rp ever"
Nacheing: (22) they say they are thinking and will accept me
Nacheing: (22) cuz im to much for RSTAR
MrEcks: (14) ... who says that?
Nacheing: (22) a friend
Nacheing: (22) ferchu

* Everyone laughs in main chat... *

Nacheing: (22) he told me im will be accepted at RSTAR
Nacheing: (22) i didnt applt

[...]

Nacheing: (22) im a cangarou

[...]

Cane_Martinez: (2) Every1 want you not to join them..
Panda_Araatus: (28) Apart from EVERY MAFIA THAT DENIED YOU
Panda_Araatus: (28) You know
Panda_Araatus: (28) All of them.
Nacheing: (22) yes thats why i got denied everywhere i go
Nacheing: (22) he sent a pm :O
Nacheing: (22) i think guys 1 i think
Nacheing: (22) every team wanna me
Nacheing: (22) ppl fight for ahve me on a team

[...]

John_Lobhin: (23) he cant even type Araatus correctly and wants to apply for it
Nacheing: (22) cuz i dont like the name
Nacheing: (22) im the best cangarou jumper ever
Panda_Araatus: (28) Any Mafia with any substance will not accept you any longer
Nacheing: (22) thanks panda
Nacheing: (22) i as thinking on apply in aratus

[...]

Cane_Martinez: (2) Nach
Cane_Martinez: (2) If you get accepted into R*
Cane_Martinez: (2) I swear to god
Nacheing: (22) i will
Nacheing: (22) cuz im better than aratus
Nacheing: (22) cuz aratus is worst than Free cangarous

[...]

Nacheing: (22) "cagarous_Mafia"

[...]

Panda_Araatus: (28) But why can't you spell "Araatus" properly?
Nacheing: (22) cuz is to long

[...]

Nacheing: (22) stop bothering me or i will reprot with panda aratus
Nacheing: (22) i own the best car ingame

[...]

Nacheing: (10) finland isnt on the map
Nacheing: (10) austraila is a alone country
Nacheing: (10) them dont have cell phoes
Nacheing: australia= cangarous
Nacheing: (10) the animal who lives on australia and jumps all the time like jasska


[McGarrett]

From old logs ... courtesy of JayL.
Read this four times now and I still laugh.  Oh my.

Code: [Select]

Nacheing: (22) i think i will be accepted IN [RSTAR]
Nacheing: (22) they say this
Nacheing: (22) listen guys
Nacheing: (22) "we want you on the team cuz ur the best rp ever"
Nacheing: (22) they say they are thinking and will accept me
Nacheing: (22) cuz im to much for RSTAR
MrEcks: (14) ... who says that?
Nacheing: (22) a friend
Nacheing: (22) ferchu

* Everyone laughs in main chat... *

Nacheing: (22) he told me im will be accepted at RSTAR
Nacheing: (22) i didnt applt

[...]

Nacheing: (22) im a cangarou

[...]

Cane_Martinez: (2) Every1 want you not to join them..
Panda_Araatus: (28) Apart from EVERY MAFIA THAT DENIED YOU
Panda_Araatus: (28) You know
Panda_Araatus: (28) All of them.
Nacheing: (22) yes thats why i got denied everywhere i go
Nacheing: (22) he sent a pm :O
Nacheing: (22) i think guys 1 i think
Nacheing: (22) every team wanna me
Nacheing: (22) ppl fight for ahve me on a team

[...]

John_Lobhin: (23) he cant even type Araatus correctly and wants to apply for it
Nacheing: (22) cuz i dont like the name
Nacheing: (22) im the best cangarou jumper ever
Panda_Araatus: (28) Any Mafia with any substance will not accept you any longer
Nacheing: (22) thanks panda
Nacheing: (22) i as thinking on apply in aratus

[...]

Cane_Martinez: (2) Nach
Cane_Martinez: (2) If you get accepted into R*
Cane_Martinez: (2) I swear to god
Nacheing: (22) i will
Nacheing: (22) cuz im better than aratus
Nacheing: (22) cuz aratus is worst than Free cangarous

[...]

Nacheing: (22) "cagarous_Mafia"

[...]

Panda_Araatus: (28) But why can't you spell "Araatus" properly?
Nacheing: (22) cuz is to long

[...]

Nacheing: (22) stop bothering me or i will reprot with panda aratus
Nacheing: (22) i own the best car ingame

[...]

Nacheing: (10) finland isnt on the map
Nacheing: (10) austraila is a alone country
Nacheing: (10) them dont have cell phoes
Nacheing: australia= cangarous
Nacheing: (10) the animal who lives on australia and jumps all the time like jasska


[Hugo.]

From old logs ... courtesy of JayL.
Read this four times now and I still laugh.  Oh my.

Code: [Select]

Nacheing: (22) i think i will be accepted IN [RSTAR]
Nacheing: (22) they say this
Nacheing: (22) listen guys
Nacheing: (22) "we want you on the team cuz ur the best rp ever"
Nacheing: (22) they say they are thinking and will accept me
Nacheing: (22) cuz im to much for RSTAR
MrEcks: (14) ... who says that?
Nacheing: (22) a friend
Nacheing: (22) ferchu

* Everyone laughs in main chat... *

Nacheing: (22) he told me im will be accepted at RSTAR
Nacheing: (22) i didnt applt

[...]

Nacheing: (22) im a cangarou

[...]

Cane_Martinez: (2) Every1 want you not to join them..
Panda_Araatus: (28) Apart from EVERY MAFIA THAT DENIED YOU
Panda_Araatus: (28) You know
Panda_Araatus: (28) All of them.
Nacheing: (22) yes thats why i got denied everywhere i go
Nacheing: (22) he sent a pm :O
Nacheing: (22) i think guys 1 i think
Nacheing: (22) every team wanna me
Nacheing: (22) ppl fight for ahve me on a team

[...]

John_Lobhin: (23) he cant even type Araatus correctly and wants to apply for it
Nacheing: (22) cuz i dont like the name
Nacheing: (22) im the best cangarou jumper ever
Panda_Araatus: (28) Any Mafia with any substance will not accept you any longer
Nacheing: (22) thanks panda
Nacheing: (22) i as thinking on apply in aratus

[...]

Cane_Martinez: (2) Nach
Cane_Martinez: (2) If you get accepted into R*
Cane_Martinez: (2) I swear to god
Nacheing: (22) i will
Nacheing: (22) cuz im better than aratus
Nacheing: (22) cuz aratus is worst than Free cangarous

[...]

Nacheing: (22) "cagarous_Mafia"

[...]

Panda_Araatus: (28) But why can't you spell "Araatus" properly?
Nacheing: (22) cuz is to long

[...]

Nacheing: (22) stop bothering me or i will reprot with panda aratus
Nacheing: (22) i own the best car ingame

[...]

Nacheing: (10) finland isnt on the map
Nacheing: (10) austraila is a alone country
Nacheing: (10) them dont have cell phoes
Nacheing: australia= cangarous
Nacheing: (10) the animal who lives on australia and jumps all the time like jasska


"ppl fight for ahve me on a team"

[Yao]

Making fun of someone's English is as pathetic as breaking rules on purpose. Many of the players in this community does not have english as native language and they should not be commented at because they have poor understanding of the same. Help and teach instead of comment what they do bad.

Great chatlogs!

we gave him 3 oportunities

the first one was that one

the second he answered "i asked my mom and said it ok

the 3rd one was i dont know

so we couldnt know the correct answer and we didnt have a natice sSwedish person who could help him

[Mikal]

From old logs ... courtesy of JayL.
Read this four times now and I still laugh.  Oh my.

Code: [Select]

Nacheing: (22) i think i will be accepted IN [RSTAR]
Nacheing: (22) they say this
Nacheing: (22) listen guys
Nacheing: (22) "we want you on the team cuz ur the best rp ever"
Nacheing: (22) they say they are thinking and will accept me
Nacheing: (22) cuz im to much for RSTAR
MrEcks: (14) ... who says that?
Nacheing: (22) a friend
Nacheing: (22) ferchu

* Everyone laughs in main chat... *

Nacheing: (22) he told me im will be accepted at RSTAR
Nacheing: (22) i didnt applt

[...]

Nacheing: (22) im a cangarou

[...]

Cane_Martinez: (2) Every1 want you not to join them..
Panda_Araatus: (28) Apart from EVERY MAFIA THAT DENIED YOU
Panda_Araatus: (28) You know
Panda_Araatus: (28) All of them.
Nacheing: (22) yes thats why i got denied everywhere i go
Nacheing: (22) he sent a pm :O
Nacheing: (22) i think guys 1 i think
Nacheing: (22) every team wanna me
Nacheing: (22) ppl fight for ahve me on a team

[...]

John_Lobhin: (23) he cant even type Araatus correctly and wants to apply for it
Nacheing: (22) cuz i dont like the name
Nacheing: (22) im the best cangarou jumper ever
Panda_Araatus: (28) Any Mafia with any substance will not accept you any longer
Nacheing: (22) thanks panda
Nacheing: (22) i as thinking on apply in aratus

[...]

Cane_Martinez: (2) Nach
Cane_Martinez: (2) If you get accepted into R*
Cane_Martinez: (2) I swear to god
Nacheing: (22) i will
Nacheing: (22) cuz im better than aratus
Nacheing: (22) cuz aratus is worst than Free cangarous

[...]

Nacheing: (22) "cagarous_Mafia"

[...]

Panda_Araatus: (28) But why can't you spell "Araatus" properly?
Nacheing: (22) cuz is to long

[...]

Nacheing: (22) stop bothering me or i will reprot with panda aratus
Nacheing: (22) i own the best car ingame

[...]

Nacheing: (10) finland isnt on the map
Nacheing: (10) austraila is a alone country
Nacheing: (10) them dont have cell phoes
Nacheing: australia= cangarous
Nacheing: (10) the animal who lives on australia and jumps all the time like jasska


Derp.

[James_Webb]

we gave him 3 oportunities

the first one was that one

the second he answered "i asked my mom and said it ok

the 3rd one was i dont know

so we couldnt know the correct answer and we didnt have a natice sSwedish person who could help him

now we have

[FrankBlaze]

Huskar: (16) .a wazap sttztztztz
=AV=StZ: (29) .a leave me alone huskar
=AV=StZ: (29) oops
Huskar: (16) hey ! , they will think i do soemthing to you
MikeBlaze: (11) .a leave the britney spears alone huskar!
Huskar: (16) britney sux
=AV=StZ: (29) oh yes she does
=AV=StZ: (29) =D

[Mukdk]

So i was talking to [WS]Al about him joining WS and stuff. Which led to this rather odd conversation.

[01:48:18] PM to [WS]Al(0): Nah im just mentally unstabile <3
[01:48:38] PM from [WS]Al(0): YOU CRAZY! Love ya
[01:49:04] PM to [WS]Al(0): Well ive been hanging out with Tony alot on Skype so i cant really help it ^^
[01:49:59] PM from [WS]Al(0): aw chea. he a cool mofo
[01:50:23] PM to [WS]Al(0): Indeed. An insane mofo
[01:50:34] PM to [WS]Al(0): But thats how i like my mofo's
[01:50:55] PM from [WS]Al(0): you never seen an insane mofo then
[01:51:06] PM to [WS]Al(0): Ive seen you dont i?
[01:51:30] PM from [WS]Al(0): but im a retarded mofo, the insane mofo is my brother billy
[01:51:36] PM from [WS]Al(0): he's right here
[01:51:42] PM from [WS]Al(0): ANIAGUAYGAAYGAUGAYUAGYGAUAGUAYGAUYGBHJB SHUBSJABHBSJABJSBSJ
[01:51:48] PM from [WS]Al(0): know what im sayin?
[01:51:51] PM to [WS]Al(0): Hahahaha xD
[01:51:57] PM to [WS]Al(0): Yeah i think i got the idea xD

Needless to say i was close to laughing my self to death     

[Astaroth]

You reported Zgjimi(ID:24) to admins for attempt to DM
iMarkz(5) is looking into your report
*2 minutes later*

PM from iMarkz(5): Hi Astaroth, one of your abuser has been abused.

[Mashgash]

You reported Zgjimi(ID:24) to admins for attempt to DM
iMarkz(5) is looking into your report
*2 minutes later*

PM from iMarkz(5): Hi Astaroth, one of your abuser has been abused.

Gotta love that typo!

We abuse the abusers.. That how we do in admin team yo!

[Pagon]

DonK was hanging out at GS9 with his pimp bicycle and a motorcycle helmet

PM to DonK: You look hilarious with that helmet and the bicycle, no offence, its just super funny xD
PM from DonK: U LAUGH AT FREE KUP?



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