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Reply #3270 on: March 15, 2011, 02:03:48 pm
This was long time ago

James_Hunter: You will be copbanned in
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Reply #3271 on: March 15, 2011, 04:41:47 pm
Quote from: Lulo_B on March 15, 2011, 02:03:48 pm
This was long time ago

James_Hunter: You will be copbanned in
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James_Hunter was kicked for flooding

Good one  :lol:


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Reply #3272 on: March 15, 2011, 04:53:40 pm
Quote from: Lulo_B on March 15, 2011, 02:03:48 pm
This was long time ago

James_Hunter: You will be copbanned in
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James_Hunter: 9
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James_Hunter: 7
James_Hunter: 6

[NP]ForceCarson: Hey James!!

James_Hunter: What?!

James_Hunter was kicked for flooding
Just copban him already xd


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Reply #3273 on: March 20, 2011, 06:53:19 pm
[19:58:18]Mafs_Corleone (75) Ima be James Bond. Where is my DB5
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Reply #3274 on: March 21, 2011, 03:13:41 am
Quote from: killer_Style on March 20, 2011, 06:53:19 pm
[19:58:18]Mafs_Corleone (75) Ima be James Bond. Where is my DB5
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LOL the f**k

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Reply #3275 on: March 21, 2011, 04:22:40 pm
Quote from: killer_Style on March 20, 2011, 06:53:19 pm
[19:58:18]Mafs_Corleone (75) Ima be James Bond. Where is my DB5
[19:58:20]James.Bond (96) Has joined the server from Pakistan

Lol


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Reply #3276 on: March 21, 2011, 07:31:18 pm
[19:38:44] Keniishi.(10): Police Radio: (Officer in danger) at Las colinas, Over.
[19:38:49] Keniishi.(10): Police Radio: Requesting backup fast, Over.
[19:38:59] Jack_Martin(25): Police Radio: FBI (Responding to Las colinas), Over.
[19:39:09] Max_Pain(4): Police Radio: U4 responding to (Las colinas), Over.
[19:39:31] Keniishi.(10): Police Radio: Fast, Over.

[19:40:13] [BF]MIkro(15) shouts megaphone): This is the FBI, the last thing you will see in your live
[19:40:14] [WS]Aimzz_Kolta(34) shouts megaphone): This is the LAW ... STOP and SURRENDER now!


FBI agents and SAPD/ARPD officers were shooting the suspects, then he stepped in a car, and he tried to escape but we blow up his car.


[19:40:50] Player cuffed


[19:40:51] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: I'm innocent.
[19:40:56] [BF]MIkro(15) shouts: Whahahahaht!!
[19:41:04] [BF]MIkro(15) rolls over the ground from the laughing
[19:41:06] [BF]MIkro(15) shouts: Innocent!!
[19:41:08] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: I didn't do shit
[19:41:08] [BF]MIkro(15) shouts: Whahahaaha!!
[19:41:18] [BF]MIkro(15) says: You evaded us atleast twice.
[19:41:22] [BF]MIkro(15) says: You were shooting.
[19:41:27] [BF]MIkro(15) says: And you had a gun in your hand.
[19:41:28] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: It was an accident
[19:41:38] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: My foot slipped and hit the gas pedal
[19:41:43] [BF]MIkro(15) says: Twice?
[19:41:47] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: Yes sir
[19:41:49] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: I have Parkinson
[19:41:58] [BF]MIkro(15) says: And you twice stepped in a car by accident?
[19:42:05] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: Correct sir
[19:42:17] [BF]MIkro(15) says: And you shot some rounds... by accident?

[19:42:26] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: Why are you stopping, is this some kind of execution?
[19:42:55] [BF]MIkro(15) says: You know what?
[19:43:02] [BF]MIkro(15) says: We will execute you!
[19:43:04] [BF]MIkro(15) says: By accident!
[19:43:31] [BF]MIkro(15) says: You like that?
[19:43:33] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: No rape.
[19:43:46] [BF]MIkro(15) says: Rape and execution, yes.
[19:43:49] [BF]MIkro(15) says: We will do that!
[19:43:54] [BF]MIkro(15) says: By accident ofcourse.

[19:43:57] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) get's turned on
[19:44:18] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: Eyyy, where we going?
[19:44:41] [BF]MIkro(15) says: We are scratching the rape.

[19:44:43] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: Is this going to be some Guantanamo?
[19:44:52] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: I'm innocent, I tell you

One minute passed...

[19:45:19] [BF]MIkro(15) opens the door and drags the suspect out

One minute passed...

[19:46:00] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: Please...

10 seconds passed...

[19:46:15] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: Please sir

25 seconds passed...

[19:46:55] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: I've got 3 wives and multiple children, please sir
[19:47:07] [BF]MIkro(15) says: You shot them too? by accident?
[19:47:19] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: The children were made by accident, yes...

[19:47:53] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: Please...
[19:47:59] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: Will you atleast rape me safe?
[19:48:06] [BF]MIkro(15) says: Maybe.
[19:48:11] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: Use Vaseline

[19:48:20] [BF]MIkro(15) says: Woops..
[19:48:25] [BF]MIkro(15) says: I took the wrong way by accident.



[19:48:35] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) has been jailed by Jack_Martin(25)
[19:48:37] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: That looks scary... I don't wanna go
[19:48:44] Jack_Martin(25) says: Sorry, I jailed you by accident.


[19:48:46] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: Come onnnnn
[19:48:52] [BF]MIkro(15) closes the jail door
[19:48:57] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) swaffles the officer by accident
[19:49:05] [BF]MIkro(15) takes the mans dick
[19:49:08] [BF]MIkro(15) says: Yummy

[19:49:35] [BF]MIkro(15) says: gotta go irl :S cu
[19:49:38] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: Bye ))

49 seconds passed...

[19:50:17] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) shouts: Open the door!!

1 minute passed...

[19:51:11] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) shouts: Open the door!!!!



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Reply #3277 on: March 22, 2011, 01:26:35 pm
I just remembered that Agent was trained in my Division. :D

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Reply #3278 on: March 22, 2011, 02:28:06 pm
Quote from: JDCdesigns on March 22, 2011, 01:26:35 pm
I just remembered that Agent was trained in my Division. :D
I was loling IRL and I couldn't stop laughing until we jailed him  :rofl:


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Reply #3279 on: March 22, 2011, 05:49:30 pm
Lol kids was made by accident lol


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Reply #3280 on: March 23, 2011, 12:21:25 am
Quote from: [SE]Dr_Pepper27 on December 04, 2009, 09:00:41 pm
Maybe not the funniest, but a good coincidence.
ADVERTISMNET: You drink. You drive. You lose.Brought to you by the SAPD, Conatc Lennie_Briscoe(xxx)
ADVERTISMENT: [FUN and BEER] ARPD Police Bar | Near Dillimore |Get your beers and Vodka | CHEAP!| Onlt $99 Entery!, Contact, [SASD]Frednox,(xxxx)
The funny part was, it was at the same time, both on duty  :)


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Reply #3281 on: March 23, 2011, 01:27:33 am
Quote from: [SE]Dr_Pepper27 on March 23, 2011, 12:21:25 am
Maybe not the funniest, but a good coincidence.
ADVERTISMNET: You drink. You drive. You lose.Brought to you by the SAPD, Conatc Lennie_Briscoe(xxx)
ADVERTISMENT: [FUN and BEER] ARPD Police Bar | Near Dillimore |Get your beers and Vodka | CHEAP!| Onlt $99 Entery!, Contact, [SASD]Frednox,(xxxx)
The funny part was, it was at the same time, both on duty  :)

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Reply #3282 on: March 25, 2011, 09:10:58 pm
[NP]Jessica_N[GP]: omg why this pay nspray didnt fix my car
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Reply #3283 on: March 26, 2011, 09:28:00 am
maddog123(4): Police Radio: i gambled all my money, oficer down, Over.

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Reply #3284 on: March 26, 2011, 09:57:23 am
Quote from: EliteTerm on March 26, 2011, 09:28:00 am
maddog123(4): Police Radio: i gambled all my money, oficer down, Over.
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