[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Dan_The_Noob]

maddog123(4): Police Radio: i gambled all my money, oficer down, Over.

LOLWUT

[FastSh00T]

maddog123(4): Police Radio: i gambled all my money, oficer down, Over.

[Reece]

When 7 People win a 100k lotto:

[22:55:26] ------------------------------ IMPORTANT INFORMATION ------------------------------

[22:55:26] ATTENTION: Lottery draw #4333 has started. The chosen number will be random.

[22:55:26] ATTENTION: Today the winning number is 22.

[22:55:26] Lottery News: Dan_Tzabari has won the jackpot of $101010.

[22:55:26] Lottery News: [ADF]Reece has won the jackpot of $101010.

[22:55:26] Lottery News: [NP]Comrey_Ancelotti has won the jackpot of $101010.

[22:55:26] Lottery News: Mikal_White has won the jackpot of $101010.

[22:55:26] Lottery News: Jonathan_Als has won the jackpot of $101010.

[22:55:26] Lottery News: Nikos_Galapagos has won the jackpot of $101010.

[22:55:26] Lottery News: [MKD]Lucky has won the jackpot of $101010.

[22:55:26] The new jackpot has been started with $41330.

[22:55:26] ---------------------------------- ------------------------------------
[22:55:28] <[NP]Comrey_Ancelotti> (17) W00t

[22:55:29] <[ADF]Reece> (9) YES

[22:55:29] <Badandy> (28) Holy shit

[22:55:29] <Kris_Sanders> (48) LOL!

[22:55:29] <Mikal_White> (22) YEAhhhhh

[22:55:30] <[NP]Comrey_Ancelotti> (17) LOLOLO

[22:55:30] <SirSir> (61)

[22:55:30] <Beretta_Tsuyoshi> (33) LOL

[22:55:31] <Petar_Gvardia> (50) WoW

[22:55:31] <[ADF]Reece> (9) THANKS

[22:55:31] <Jonathan_Als> (36) LOOL

[22:55:31] <Mash_Gordon> (27) LOOOOL

[22:55:32] <Dan_Tzabari> (7) HOLY

[22:55:33] <[ADF]Reece> (9) OMG

[22:55:34] <[ADF]Rob_Collin[AF]> (34) wtf?

[22:55:34] <[MKD]Lucky> (84) yess

[22:55:35] <Badandy> (28) Holy shit..

[22:55:36] <[ADF]Rob_Collin[AF]> (34) srsky

[22:55:36] <Ghostx> (25) wtf

[22:55:38] <[NP]Comrey_Ancelotti> (17) I fucking screenies that

[22:55:39] <Kirby> (0) dat swag

[22:55:40] <[ADF]Rob_Collin[AF]> (34) Corruption

[22:55:40] <Leroy_Hudson> (21) Shit, had 21.

[22:55:40] <Mister_Roy> (31) WTF

[22:55:41] <Vinny_Martucci> (41) shitstorm of lol's incoming lol

[22:55:42] <Jonathan_Als> (36) lmfaooo

[22:55:42] <SIG> (3)  WTF ???

[22:55:43] <Drix_Demarest> (38) lol

[22:55:43] <Johnny_Maff> (70) o.OOOO

[22:55:43] <Beretta_Tsuyoshi> (33) Congrats.

[22:55:45] <Mikal_White> (22) AHAHAHAHA

[22:55:45] <Vincent_Berluccini> (4) FRAME LOTTO

[22:55:45] <Alan_Demarest> (13) I'm giving up

[22:55:47] <Kaiburr.> (11) xD

[22:55:47] <Alan_Demarest> (13) Don't shoot

[22:55:47] <Drix_Demarest> (38) no not me

[22:55:48] <[NP]Comrey_Ancelotti> (17) I FUCKING screenied that

[22:55:49] <Dan_Tzabari> (7) some one say he make 22 so i do like him!

[22:55:49] <Mikal_White> (22) Comrey!

[22:55:50] <Vincent_Berluccini> (4) FRAME LOTTO

[22:55:51] <Vincent_Berluccini> (4) FRAME LOTTO

[22:55:53] <Muhammad_Ghanem> (24) holy fuck

[22:55:55] <Muhammad_Ghanem> (24) I had 23

[22:55:56] <Johnny_Maff> (70) damn

[22:55:56] <Mash_Gordon> (27) Haha, That was made up

[22:55:57] <Muhammad_Ghanem> (24) fuck me

[22:55:58] <hank_blayer> (23) 99m

[22:55:59] <Badandy> (28) me never got

[22:56:02] <Vinny_Martucci> (41) The lotto is a lie.

[22:56:03] <Mikal_White> (22) HAHAHAHAHAHA Comrey

[22:56:10] <[NP]Comrey_Ancelotti> (17) EVERYBODY stole my number

[22:56:11] <Mikal_White> (22) "Thats my number"!

[22:56:11] <[NP]Comrey_Ancelotti> (17) lololo

[22:56:12] <Beretta_Tsuyoshi> (33) Pay days are better.. :-)

[22:56:21] <[ADF]Reece> (9) I always use 22 its my birthday xD

[22:56:21] Kris_Sanders(48) says: Nah...

[22:56:33] <[NP]Comrey_Ancelotti> (17) Imma go post this at forums

[22:56:37] <[NP]Comrey_Ancelotti> (17) fucking hillarious

[22:56:38] <Beretta_Tsuyoshi> (33) 22ed is my birthday

[22:56:41] <SIG> (3) was it realy random ?

[22:56:42] <[ADF]Reece> (9) Me too

[22:56:44] <Dan_Tzabari> (7) i tought it was 1M haha and i win i was so happy but 100k its good again

[22:56:45] <[ADF]Reece> (9)

Not that funny but I was like lul wut? 7 People :O

[Dan_The_Noob]

When 7 People win a 100k lotto:

[22:55:26] ------------------------------ IMPORTANT INFORMATION ------------------------------

[22:55:26] ATTENTION: Lottery draw #4333 has started. The chosen number will be random.

[22:55:26] ATTENTION: Today the winning number is 22.

[22:55:26] Lottery News: Dan_Tzabari has won the jackpot of $101010.

[22:55:26] Lottery News: [ADF]Reece has won the jackpot of $101010.

[22:55:26] Lottery News: [NP]Comrey_Ancelotti has won the jackpot of $101010.

[22:55:26] Lottery News: Mikal_White has won the jackpot of $101010.

[22:55:26] Lottery News: Jonathan_Als has won the jackpot of $101010.

[22:55:26] Lottery News: Nikos_Galapagos has won the jackpot of $101010.

[22:55:26] Lottery News: [MKD]Lucky has won the jackpot of $101010.

[22:55:26] The new jackpot has been started with $41330.

[22:55:26] ---------------------------------- ------------------------------------
<whole bunch of chat>

[22:55:40] <Leroy_Hudson> (21) Shit, had 21.
<More Chat>

[22:55:55] <Muhammad_Ghanem> (24) I had 23
<Last Bit of Chat>

Not that funny but I was like lul wut? 7 People :O

lol i love when people say that as if they are close ;D

[Badandy]

^ ^

I was the one that was saying holy shit !!!!  :banana:

[Julio.]

Actually, using my Birthday may be a good idea

[Dutchy]

------------------------------ IMPORTANT INFORMATION ------------------------------
ATTENTION: Lottery draw #4308 has started. The chosen number will be random.
ATTENTION: Today the winning number is 26.
Lottery News: Dutchy has won the jackpot of $2600000.
Lottery News: [MKD]Dover has won the jackpot of $2600000.
The new jackpot has been started with $35780.
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HAHAHahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahah funny chatlog to me

[Dan_The_Noob]

------------------------------ IMPORTANT INFORMATION ------------------------------
ATTENTION: Lottery draw #4308 has started. The chosen number will be random.
ATTENTION: Today the winning number is 26.
Lottery News: Dutchy has won the jackpot of $2600000.
Lottery News: [MKD]Dover has won the jackpot of $2600000.
The new jackpot has been started with $35780.
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HAHAHahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahah funny chatlog to me

you won TWO POINT SIX MILLION?!!! ZOMG

[Julio.]

I usually pick 26


f**k I should have been there D:


A funny chatlog from my passport test back in July 2009

[AV]Traser: Who is the President of Argonath
joedaman633: Uhm, can I have a clue?
[AV]Traser: Wizard in lor of the rings, has a beard
joedaman633: Sauron?
[AV]Traser: No, close though
joedaman633: Gandalf?
[AV]Traser: Nice one.



Or something like that, forgot the exact wording

[Dutchy]

I usually pick 26

I've been picking 26 since late 2009.

[Julio.]

I picked 37 from July 2009 until about mid 2010, then changed to 26

[Dutchy]

I picked 37 from July 2009 until about mid 2010, then changed to 26

I once won $1 with 26

I then gave it away to the first person who'd call me.

[JDC]

I remember how someone once said in a passport test that the president of Argonath is [Rstar]Flameman.
 
Ah, good times.

[Murt]

Crime of TeaM_Patton(44): suspected by officer Gigi_Becali(36) for atcak a cop with sabia ninja

This one made my day, haha. 

[Altair_Carter]

I remember how someone once said in a passport test that the president of Argonath is [Rstar]Flameman.
 
Ah, good times.

Nonono, [Rstar]FlameMan was said in an unban request by a guy who was banned by Flameman.