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Reply #3300 on: March 31, 2011, 02:31:49 pm
Never heard of that unban, but I do remember a passport test including [Rstar]Flameman.

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Reply #3301 on: March 31, 2011, 02:42:39 pm
Quote from: JDCdesigns on March 31, 2011, 02:31:49 pm
Never heard of that unban, but I do remember a passport test including [Rstar]Flameman.

Perhaps it was [Rtard]? :D
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Reply #3302 on: March 31, 2011, 02:54:43 pm
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PM from Andy_saes(16): who would have expected a plane on a runway... oh yeah[/b][/color][/glow]

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Reply #3303 on: March 31, 2011, 06:16:35 pm
Quote from: Murtaugh on March 30, 2011, 11:46:32 pm
Crime of TeaM_Patton(44): suspected by officer Gigi_Becali(36) for atcak a cop with sabia ninja

This one made my day, haha.  :lol:

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Reply #3304 on: March 31, 2011, 06:58:35 pm
@Shejken

I find it funny since ninjas didn't use katanas but tempos.

http://argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=46601.0
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Reply #3305 on: April 01, 2011, 02:41:32 am
Quote from: Altair_Carter on March 31, 2011, 06:58:35 pm
@Shejken

I find it funny since ninjas didn't use katanas but tempos.

LOL i like how you say this as if Ninjas talk to you all the time :roll:

Ninjas used multiple types of sword... "Ninja"  is just a type of "Assassin"
Samurai used, Katana, Dai-Katana, Wakazashi, spears etc.

they don't got fixed loadouts like Argonath assassins <<< :rofl:  if u get this

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Reply #3306 on: April 01, 2011, 07:45:21 am
DeeJay: Senshi, if you wanna try to rob the bank, maybe you should rob the right place and not the museum.


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Reply #3307 on: April 01, 2011, 07:47:30 am
Quote from: KhornateMonkey on April 01, 2011, 07:45:21 am
DeeJay: Senshi, if you wanna try to rob the bank, maybe you should rob the right place and not the museum.

:rofl:  Intense

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Reply #3308 on: April 01, 2011, 09:22:25 am
Quote from: KhornateMonkey on April 01, 2011, 07:45:21 am
DeeJay: Senshi, if you wanna try to rob the bank, maybe you should rob the right place and not the museum.

Oh my God, that's epic  :rofl:


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Reply #3309 on: April 01, 2011, 10:03:24 am
Quote from: joedaman633 on April 01, 2011, 09:22:25 am
Oh my God, that's epic  :rofl:

I agree, one of the best comments ever  :lol:


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Reply #3310 on: April 01, 2011, 02:28:58 pm
Quote from: Dan_The_Noob on April 01, 2011, 02:41:32 am
LOL i like how you say this as if Ninjas talk to you all the time :roll:

Ninjas used multiple types of sword... "Ninja"  is just a type of "Assassin"
Samurai used, Katana, Dai-Katana, Wakazashi, spears etc.
.....you are...wait, why should i even bother.

To keep in note, really, study before you go out in the internet. Ninja =/= samurai

http://argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=46601.0
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Reply #3311 on: April 02, 2011, 12:12:59 am
Quote from: Altair_Carter on April 01, 2011, 02:28:58 pm
.....you are...wait, why should i even bother.

To keep in note, really, study before you go out in the internet. Ninja =/= samurai

i know Ninja =/= Samurai

i was showing what DOES use Katana O_o

also Ninjas did use Katana sometimes (according to Leather books)

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Reply #3312 on: April 02, 2011, 12:40:08 pm
*watches wikipedia*

Ugh, my bad, they did use katanas.

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Reply #3313 on: April 02, 2011, 01:01:44 pm
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Reply #3314 on: April 02, 2011, 01:14:47 pm
Quote from: 9r2e5i3k on April 02, 2011, 01:01:44 pm
Mario_GoodFellaz: Whats happening at lspd apprantley some one planted c4 ?
Jim_Street[AF]: c4 is code 4 :P It means that everything is under control :P

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Admin [Rstar]RON: FFS lol
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