[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[saberman]

I remember one that will at least make you smile: [i9]Frank_Hawk(23) was suspected by officer Charles_Carter(1) for eating big macs

Another one:
[136]Kalvin(31): Police Radio: Su53 Down, Leagle Force Used, Over.

[Altair_Carter]

I remember one that will at least make you smile: [i9]Frank_Hawk(23) was suspected by officer Charles_Carter(1) for eating big macs

nope.avi

[FlameMan]

[Rstar]RON: a The old applications will be removed as many inactive... and new opened
Admin [Rstar]RON: /a OMFG!!
Admin Salmonella: big news revealed too early
Admin [Rstar]RON: FFS lol
Admin =AV=9r2e5i3k: wait a sec ron I'll fix it
Admin =AV=9r2e5i3k announce: ha ha april fools guys! noany admins

Oscar 2011 for getting out from difficult situations

[Nexxt]

Lol nice job 9253 :p

[FastSh00T]

Mario_GoodFellaz: Whats happening at lspd apprantley some one planted c4 ?
Jim_Street[AF]: c4 is code 4 :P It means that everything is under control :P

 

[Aragorn]

[Rstar]RON: a The old applications will be removed as many inactive... and new opened
Admin [Rstar]RON: /a OMFG!!
Admin Salmonella: big news revealed too early
Admin [Rstar]RON: FFS lol
Admin =AV=9r2e5i3k: wait a sec ron I'll fix it
Admin =AV=9r2e5i3k announce: ha ha april fools guys! noany admins

That was a great cover because I was already ready to leave server with its flood in private messages... 

[FastSh00T]

That was a great cover because I was already ready to leave server with its flood in private messages... 

Don't cry boss, you can always give me your rights to handle everything you can do on the server  :razz:

[Dan_The_Noob]

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That was a great cover because I was already ready to leave server with its flood in private messages... 

/pm off 
Lol jk

[JDC]

For WAP mobile users, this is the 666th page of the topic. :devroll:

[Mike_Peterson]

As i was checking through some screens i found the following log

Ice_Road_Trucker(xx) shouts: STOP HUMPING MY FUCKING YTRUCK YOU MADE ME SPIN ALL OVER THE ASS!!

LOL 

[CaptainCrazy]

[05:24:11] Ghostx(1): Police Radio: we need fireman with flamethrower`*, Over.

[Michele_Noord]

[05:24:11] Ghostx(1): Police Radio: we need fireman with flamethrower`*, Over.

LOL

[Leon.]

Some fairly lame ones I found. They weren't HAHA funny, they were more "OH I GET IT" funny.

*removed* This is a funny chat logs...

[[SE]Dr_Pepper27]

Leon_Gvardia: (13) i killed him
Pepito_Hernandez: (0) bad leon
Pepito_Hernandez: (0) CORNER TIME
Leon_Gvardia: (13) GOD f**kING DAMNIT
<banana>




<I get in the car casually, followed by a hello>
Daniel_Hernandez(93) LOOKS f**kING OVER
Daniel_Hernandez(93) says: WHO IN THE FLYING f**k ARE YOU

/ME LOOKS FUCKING OVER



i love you

[Matthew_Green]

This happened to me Saturday:

[DRGN]Matthew_Green(70): ADMINS!!!! Emergency TP needed!!! I'm bugged and stuck INSIDE OF A BUILDING!!! /exit doesn't work, and /helpmeup makes it even worse!!!

[DRGN]Matthew_Green(70) has been suspected by (I forgot the cop's name) for "BREAKING MULTIPLE LAWS OF PHYSICS AND LOGIC OMFG!!!"