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Offline Murt

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Reply #3330 on: April 12, 2011, 12:24:01 am
Good one  :rofl:


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Reply #3331 on: April 12, 2011, 07:04:27 am
During the role reversal week:

HQ: All units APB: Reporter: [GSF]Trane_Kiedis check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: CODE PURPLE 50 BALLAS VS 70 GROVE CODE PURPLE SEND VIOLET
HQ: Suspect: Unknown


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Reply #3332 on: April 12, 2011, 12:12:00 pm
This happened now  :lol:

[12:07:47] Jcstodds(33) says: May the Holy Sauron bless this dildo, unlock its true power
[12:07:55] Jcstodds(33) says: and may it be used to smite all evil against the church
[12:07:56] Jcstodds(33) says: ahmen
[12:08:02] Jcstodds(33) pours holy water on the dildo
[12:08:08] Jcstodds(33) says: There you are sir
[12:08:14] [BW]Max(11) says: thank you
[12:08:17] Jcstodds(33) says: Now you may smite and crush the heratics
[12:08:40] Jcstodds(33) says: Although, with great power comes great responsibility



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Reply #3333 on: April 12, 2011, 12:41:26 pm
Quote from: Murtaugh on April 12, 2011, 12:12:00 pm
This happened now  :lol:

[12:07:47] Jcstodds(33) says: May the Holy Sauron bless this dildo, unlock its true power
[12:07:55] Jcstodds(33) says: and may it be used to smite all evil against the church
[12:07:56] Jcstodds(33) says: ahmen
[12:08:02] Jcstodds(33) pours holy water on the dildo
[12:08:08] Jcstodds(33) says: There you are sir
[12:08:14] [BW]Max(11) says: thank you
[12:08:17] Jcstodds(33) says: Now you may smite and crush the heratics
[12:08:40] Jcstodds(33) says: Although, with great power comes great responsibility

Ok this made my day :lol:


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Reply #3334 on: April 12, 2011, 01:33:17 pm
Quote from: Patton on April 12, 2011, 07:04:27 am
During the role reversal week:

HQ: All units APB: Reporter: [GSF]Trane_Kiedis check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: CODE PURPLE 50 BALLAS VS 70 GROVE CODE PURPLE SEND VIOLET
HQ: Suspect: Unknown
lol

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Reply #3335 on: April 12, 2011, 06:29:25 pm
Jcs was indeed more than fit to replace me as LS Archbishop. :lol:

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Reply #3336 on: April 13, 2011, 12:46:50 am
Quote from: Cephalectomy on April 11, 2011, 09:09:42 pm
Some fairly lame ones I found. They weren't HAHA funny, they were more "OH I GET IT" funny.

*removed* This is a funny chat logs...

I found them funny, sir admin.


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Reply #3337 on: April 13, 2011, 01:12:03 am
[Rstar]Taizor has been unsuspected by Jimmy_Bowling for Hostage
Kenny(on Teamspeak): Wait Jimmy, hes not a hostage, hes aiding and trespassing, resuspect him again!
Jimmy(on Teampspeak):Oh
[Rstar]Taizor has been suspected by Jimmy Bowling for Not hostage
Kenny(Teamspeak):oh my god

I found it really funny at the moment  :lol:

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Reply #3338 on: April 13, 2011, 01:41:33 am
Anyone notice how someone Tai'd on Tai? :lol:

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Reply #3339 on: April 13, 2011, 06:51:02 am
Quote from: Patton on April 12, 2011, 07:04:27 am
During the role reversal week:

HQ: All units APB: Reporter: [GSF]Trane_Kiedis check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: CODE PURPLE 50 BALLAS VS 70 GROVE CODE PURPLE SEND VIOLET
HQ: Suspect: Unknown

LMFAO was that a cop using /call 911? xD

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Reply #3340 on: April 13, 2011, 06:55:31 am
Quote from: Webster on April 13, 2011, 01:12:03 am
[Rstar]Taizor has been unsuspected by Jimmy_Bowling for Hostage
Kenny(on Teamspeak): Wait Jimmy, hes not a hostage, hes aiding and trespassing, resuspect him again!
Jimmy(on Teampspeak):Oh
[Rstar]Taizor has been suspected by Jimmy Bowling for Not hostage
Kenny(Teamspeak):oh my god

I found it really funny at the moment  :lol:

Hahahahahaha


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Reply #3341 on: April 13, 2011, 09:22:05 am
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Reply #3342 on: April 13, 2011, 10:17:20 am
Quote from: Webster on April 13, 2011, 01:12:03 am
[Rstar]Taizor has been unsuspected by Jimmy_Bowling for Hostage
Kenny(on Teamspeak): Wait Jimmy, hes not a hostage, hes aiding and trespassing, resuspect him again!
Jimmy(on Teampspeak):Oh
[Rstar]Taizor has been suspected by Jimmy Bowling for Not hostage
Kenny(Teamspeak):oh my god

I found it really funny at the moment  :lol:

hahah :D

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Reply #3343 on: April 13, 2011, 08:18:57 pm
Quote from: Webster on April 13, 2011, 01:12:03 am
[Rstar]Taizor has been unsuspected by Jimmy_Bowling for Hostage
Kenny(on Teamspeak): Wait Jimmy, hes not a hostage, hes aiding and trespassing, resuspect him again!
Jimmy(on Teampspeak):Oh
[Rstar]Taizor has been suspected by Jimmy Bowling for Not hostage
Kenny(Teamspeak):oh my god

I found it really funny at the moment  :lol:

That made my day  :lol:


To be brutally honest, it didn't make my day, but as I'm on a forum I exaggerate these things to feel special. But it was still funny though :D


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Reply #3344 on: April 13, 2011, 08:44:12 pm
Caught this recently in the mainchat, found it funny  :lol:

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