[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Aimzz]

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Funny thing is..he will need another 500$ after this

[Murt]

Good one Aimzz, that people can be funny sometimes. 

[Mashgash]

[01:27:22] =AVt=Mash_Gordon(27):Emergency Radio: Austin, stop stalk us for godsake, Over.
[01:27:34] [ARFD]Delta_Alterlis(16):Emergency Radio: Shut up and call 911 for god sake, Over.
[01:27:42] =AVt=Mash_Gordon(27):Emergency Radio: We're 911, Over.
[01:27:51] [ARFD]Delta_Alterlis(16):Emergency Radio: no, u r not, Over.
[01:27:54] [ARFD]Delta_Alterlis(16):Emergency Radio: We're., Over.
[01:28:02] =AVt=Mash_Gordon(27):Emergency Radio: As I said, we're, Over.
[01:28:14] [ARFD]Delta_Alterlis(16):Emergency Radio: We are, but no you, you are Third Party EMS., Over.
[01:28:23] [DRGN]Matthew_Green(17):Emergency Radio: And god sake....WE ARE ALL 911!!!, Over.
[01:28:47] [ARFD]Delta_Alterlis(16):Emergency Radio: fk that, u r all 911, I am not., Over.

Found this discussion funny at the late night, some people didn't like our discuss on /e after some time  :roll:

[Dan_The_Noob]

[01:27:22] =AVt=Mash_Gordon(27):Emergency Radio: Austin, stop stalk us for godsake, Over.
[01:27:34] [ARFD]Delta_Alterlis(16):Emergency Radio: Shut up and call 911 for god sake, Over.
[01:27:42] =AVt=Mash_Gordon(27):Emergency Radio: We're 911, Over.
[01:27:51] [ARFD]Delta_Alterlis(16):Emergency Radio: no, u r not, Over.
[01:27:54] [ARFD]Delta_Alterlis(16):Emergency Radio: We're., Over.
[01:28:02] =AVt=Mash_Gordon(27):Emergency Radio: As I said, we're, Over.
[01:28:14] [ARFD]Delta_Alterlis(16):Emergency Radio: We are, but no you, you are Third Party EMS., Over.
[01:28:23] [DRGN]Matthew_Green(17):Emergency Radio: And god sake....WE ARE ALL 911!!!, Over.
[01:28:47] [ARFD]Delta_Alterlis(16):Emergency Radio: fk that, u r all 911, I am not., Over.

Found this discussion funny at the late night, some people didn't like our discuss on /e after some time  :roll:

LMFAO "u r all 9111, i am not!" says the FIREMAN!.. 

[Leon.]

*removed* This is a funny chat logs...

How fucking fascinating! Please come closer and tell me more!

Jesus christ. It's ironic that Aragorn deletes my and only my chatlogs directly after he posts in my unban request. I, for one, found them fairly humorous. If you want to delete mine for being "unfunny" or because of some opinionated remark, you might as well clear out the last 100 pages.

[Julio.]

If you want to delete mine for being "unfunny" or because of some opinionated remark, you might as well clear out the last 100 pages.

loled

[Reece]

[23:08:19] [i9]Gandalf_Gulucan(0) has joined the server from Serbia

[23:08:23] <BlackEagle.> (21) LOL

[23:08:23] <Zaraki_Taylor> (20) LOL

[23:08:24] <Emilio_Falcone> (60) lol

[23:08:25] <Pepito_Hernandez> (28) ;(

[23:08:26] <Gogo_Stracci> (26) lol

[23:08:26] <Jonny_OSullivan[GP]> (42) LOLOL

[23:08:27] <Jack_White> (31) LOL

[23:08:28] <Zaraki_Taylor> (20) ROFL

[23:08:29] <[ADF]Reece> (91) ROfl

[23:08:29] <Senshi> (103) LOLL

[23:08:30] <Antonio_Colombo> (1) LOL

[23:08:32] <Santino_Ferreira> (46) Sexy

[23:08:32] <Rob_Williams> (18) lol

[23:08:32] <Hero_Falcone> (34) hahhaha

[23:08:36] <[i9]Gandalf_Gulucan> (0) YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[23:08:36] <Luigi_Colombo> (47) LMAO

[23:08:38] <[i9]Gandalf_Gulucan> (0) YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[23:08:39] <Zachary_Colombo> (23) xD

[23:08:39] <[i9]Gandalf_Gulucan> (0) YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[23:08:40] <Louis_Keyl> (25) K that made my day.

[23:08:40] <Pepito_Hernandez> (28) yo

[23:08:40] <Hero_Falcone> (34) hahahhaha

[23:08:42] <hank_blayer> (29) lol kick your self

[23:08:48] <Eric_Santana> (51) Broooo

[23:08:49] [i9]Gandalf_Gulucan was banned by [WS]Ben_Samiir(72) for allez bye.

Ban evading it's self is not funny, nor is impersonating an admin never mind an owner, but when this happened, I honestly laughed, so did alot of other people, so I though I would share it with you guys.

Hope this isn't removed

[Jubin]

Guys if the chatlog you are going to post is more than 5 lines long, please consider posting it very carefully, as those of 6 lines and more tend to be not so funny. I would really want to contribute but I have some PC issues.

[Shejken]

 

[FastSh00T]

[23:08:19] [i9]Gandalf_Gulucan(0) has joined the server from Serbia
[23:08:23] <BlackEagle.> (21) LOL
[23:08:23] <Zaraki_Taylor> (20) LOL
[23:08:24] <Emilio_Falcone> (60) lol
[23:08:36] <[i9]Gandalf_Gulucan> (0) YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[23:08:49] [i9]Gandalf_Gulucan was banned by [WS]Ben_Samiir(72) for allez bye.

Ban evading it's self is not funny, nor is impersonating an admin never mind an owner, but when this happened, I honestly laughed, so did alot of other people, so I though I would share it with you guys.

Hope this isn't removed

This deserves to be the best funny chat log.   

[Jingle]

This deserves to be the best funny chat log.   

no.

[Dan_The_Noob]

got a cheetah ... crashed it a bit...

[03:03:44] Berko(48) says: do you know there is damage to the frount of your car sir
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[03:03:45] Plate number changed and saved (fixes car)
[03:03:46] You entered a Cheetah(1971), owner: [AMW]Zed
[03:03:49] Berko(48) says: im going to have to ticket you
[03:03:51] Berko(48) says: fuck
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[03:03:56] [AMW]Zed(102) says: lmfao
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[03:04:02] [AMW]Zed(102) says: pwned

[Tosh_Tini]

got a cheetah ... crashed it a bit...

[03:03:44] Berko(48) says: do you know there is damage to the frount of your car sir
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[03:03:45] Plate number changed and saved (fixes car)
[03:03:46] You entered a Cheetah(1971), owner: [AMW]Zed
[03:03:49] Berko(48) says: im going to have to ticket you
[03:03:51] Berko(48) says: f**k
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[03:03:56] [AMW]Zed(102) says: lmfao
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[03:04:02] [AMW]Zed(102) says: pwned

That's a good one!  Wish there were more funny ones here....

[The_Prosege]

I remember one that will at least make you smile: [i9]Frank_Hawk(23) was suspected by officer Charles_Carter(1) for eating big macs

Another one:
[136]Kalvin(31): Police Radio: Su53 Down, Leagle Force Used, Over.

GOOD GOD MAN i cant stop laughing lol

[Dan_The_Noob]

i wish chatlogs stayed for more than 1 day... but anyway, some guy (forgot the name) was ramping off my bullet before i sold it..

[AMW]Zed : I'm not a ramp
Guy : oh rry?
<some random guy>  was suspected by officer [AMW]Zed for yes rry i am not a ramp