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[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

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Reply #3375 on: April 22, 2011, 12:01:27 am
BEST THING EVER NEVER NEW IT WAS POSSIBLE
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 :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

Hilarious.
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Reply #3376 on: April 22, 2011, 04:25:23 pm
Moderator Comment Uneeded post and unrealted posts to funny chatlogs deleted

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Reply #3377 on: April 22, 2011, 04:49:45 pm
@Battle... i had a chatlog from sabreman getting tempbanned once :\


Now for the Logs ^_^

Damn beat me to it...
[02:09:11] Cedric_Maywood(41) was suspected by officer Philip_Ortiz(96) for pissing on SWAT
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[02:09:17] Cedric_Maywood(41) was suspected by officer [AMW]Zed(20) for that ^



Bank Robbery Turns Disco

[02:08:26] TeaM_EdmunD takes out a laser pointer.
[02:08:30] [AMW]Zed takes out a laser pointer.
[02:08:33] [ADF]Bakoma takes out a laser pointer.
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[02:08:40] [ADF]James_Zissou takes out a flashlight.
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[02:09:00] [ADF]Don.Cipone takes out a laser pointer.
[02:09:06] [ADF]James_Zissou takes out a laser pointer.
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[02:09:10] TeaM_EdmunD takes out a laser pointer.


Where Else?
[02:36:54] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Max_Johnson(56):{FFFFFF} Where are trains spawn place?
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[02:37:06] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] [AMW]Zed(20):{FFFFFF} train tracks?

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Reply #3378 on: April 22, 2011, 08:58:05 pm
It's not funny if you post your own logs.

The most important part is interacting with others and meeting people from around the world.

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Reply #3379 on: April 23, 2011, 03:08:51 am
It's not funny if you post your own logs.

not my fault i'm in the funny logs i post...


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Reply #3380 on: April 23, 2011, 08:51:15 am
not my fault i'm in the funny logs i post...

you try to hard to MAKE funny situations



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Reply #3381 on: April 23, 2011, 08:56:01 am
you try to hard to MAKE funny situations

Damn beat me to it...
[02:09:11] Cedric_Maywood(41) was suspected by officer Philip_Ortiz(96) for pissing on SWAT <<<< Funny
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[02:09:17] Cedric_Maywood(41) was suspected by officer [AMW]Zed(20) for that ^  <<< Proof i was there



Bank Robbery Turns Disco

[02:08:26] TeaM_EdmunD takes out a laser pointer. <<< Funny
[02:08:30] [AMW]Zed takes out a laser pointer. <<< Funny
[02:08:33] [ADF]Bakoma takes out a laser pointer. <<< Funny
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[02:08:40] [ADF]James_Zissou takes out a flashlight. <<< Funny
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[02:09:00] [ADF]Don.Cipone takes out a laser pointer. <<< Funny
[02:09:06] [ADF]James_Zissou takes out a laser pointer. <<< Funny
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[02:09:10] TeaM_EdmunD takes out a laser pointer. <<< Funny


Where Else?
[02:36:54] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Max_Johnson(56):{FFFFFF} Where are trains spawn place? <<< Funny
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[02:37:06] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] [AMW]Zed(20):{FFFFFF} train tracks? <<< Proof i was there


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Reply #3382 on: April 24, 2011, 02:41:06 am
[02:35:50] Joe_Rofl(20) shouts megaphone): This is the LAW ... STOP and SURRENDER now!

[02:36:03] Joe_Rofl(20) says: hello sir
[02:36:06] Jack_Martin(69) says: Hello!
[02:36:14] Joe_Rofl(20) says: xD kidding just doing noob cop :P
[02:36:19] Jack_Martin(69) says: Okay
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Reply #3383 on: April 24, 2011, 09:56:02 am
[02:35:50] Joe_Rofl(20) shouts megaphone): This is the LAW ... STOP and SURRENDER now!

[02:36:03] Joe_Rofl(20) says: hello sir
[02:36:06] Jack_Martin(69) says: Hello!
[02:36:14] Joe_Rofl(20) says: xD kidding just doing noob cop :P
[02:36:19] Jack_Martin(69) says: Okay
[02:36:23] Joe_Rofl registered on the 20th of April, 2011.


/facepalm

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What? He was roleplaying a noob cop! People roleplay topkop, he's got other ideas..

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Reply #3384 on: April 24, 2011, 06:57:53 pm
:D
What? He was roleplaying a noob cop! People roleplay topkop, he's got other ideas..

It would be nice to role play as a new cop if I can go on cop duty with the FBI duty :p


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Reply #3385 on: April 25, 2011, 06:01:39 am
It's not funny if you post your own logs.
Says who? Oh yeah I forgot your too stubborn.




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Reply #3386 on: April 25, 2011, 06:36:00 am
Do you really want to get banned from forums for provoking? You're asking for it.
 
Also fastshoot, remove that at once. It was not funny and I nearly banned sugar for it.

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Reply #3387 on: April 25, 2011, 06:48:35 am
Do you really want to get banned from forums for provoking? You're asking for it.
 
Also fastshoot, remove that at once. It was not funny and I nearly banned sugar for it.
I think it was funny, I actually chuckled while reading it.


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Reply #3388 on: April 25, 2011, 07:38:03 am
Do you really want to get banned from forums for provoking? You're asking for it.
 
Also fastshoot, remove that at once. It was not funny and I nearly banned sugar for it.
Dont bullshit dude, you provoked too. So yell at yourself



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Reply #3389 on: April 25, 2011, 08:11:32 am
Dont bullshit dude, you provoked too. So yell at yourself

This is your first and only warning. JDC merely commented, nothing else. If I see any further bullshit flying at each other, this will be taken care of by higher management and it won't be pretty.

Now.. stay on topic.

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