[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Dan_The_Noob]

Tiago_Marques: (95) i hate colombos!
PM to Tiago_Marques (95): Why you hate Colombos?
PM from Tiago_Marques (95): they DM so much
PM to Tiago_Marques (95): What was the name of the member who DMed you? I'll sort it.
PM from Tiago_Marques (95): [i9]Chaska_Aregas

damn that disguised colombo xD

[9r2e5i3k]

Tiago_Marques: (95) i hate colombos!
PM to Tiago_Marques (95): Why you hate Colombos?
PM from Tiago_Marques (95): they DM so much
PM to Tiago_Marques (95): What was the name of the member who DMed you? I'll sort it.
PM from Tiago_Marques (95): [i9]Chaska_Aregas

I read this yesterday evening, got the joke just now.
 

[Clone]

[EMS]Amy was suspected by officer Tom_Barker for: make liquid poo on floor

[Matthew_Green]

One that happened yesterday:

*I'm trying to get to LSFD inorder to go off fireman duty
*4-lane x 4-lane intersection (The one near LS Star Tower and Market Ammu) approaches
*NexxtThePenguin approaches intersection
*Nexxt and I are trying to turn onto the same road to go towards LSFD
*Nexxt is turning left with LSPD car, I'm turning right with my brand new Infernus (Modded as a Lambo)
**We both collide and Nexxt's PD car rapes my Lambo
***My Lambo goes "BOOM!!!"
What followed:

<NexxtThePenguin> (88) Lol Matthew.
<[DRGN]Matthew_Green> (43) OMG Nexxt!
<[DRGN]Matthew_Green> (43) My new car!
<NexxtThePenguin> (88) It will respawn.
<[DRGN]Matthew_Green> (43) At least I live down the road -_-
ADVERTISEMENT: [SELLING] SNIPER RIFLE FOR 20 PER BULLET - 8000 BULLETS LEFT, contact [WS]Miker_Araatus(Phone:5407)
[WS]Miker_Araatus(56) was warned by Cailan(14) for No caps...
<[DRGN]Matthew_Green> (43) Nexxt turning left onto 4-lane w/ LSPD car. I'm turning right onto the same road w/ Infernus
<[DRGN]Matthew_Green> (43) Guess who wins
<NexxtThePenguin> (88) that's BOOM Matthew :P
<NexxtThePenguin> (88) I won :3
<[DRGN]Matthew_Green> (43) X_X
<[DRGN]Matthew_Green> (43) Nexxt: Yep, I should'ave bought that Flatbed
<NexxtThePenguin> (88)

*Later, I'm trying to go to GS9 to get gas for my Lambo (Infernus)
**I pass Nexxt with his new police car
**Nexxt suddenly pulls a 180 and manages to lag-ram the front-left corner of my Lambo.
**I hit freeway sign near Market Ammu.
**Lambo is now missing the driver's side door...

<[DRGN]Matthew_Green> (43) Not my car
<NexxtThePenguin> (88) Matthew, you like ramming LSPD cars, lol?
<[DRGN]Matthew_Green> (43) Lag......so much for my Lambo's driverside door Nexxt
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<[DRGN]Matthew_Green> (43) *Bumper

Finally, 2 minutes later:
*I'm less than 2 blocks from GS9
**WARNING!!! A wild Nexxt with a PD car pulls out infront of me.
***I take a sharp left to avoid Nexxt and blow up my Lambo by flipping it upside-down when colliding with a PD Mtn. Bike
<[DRGN]Matthew_Green> (43) Nexxt. Are you wanting me to hit you? Or do you just hate my Infernus in which you want to destroy it?
<NexxtThePenguin> (88) Matthew, my GF is here. She wouldn't like it when you hit me :3.
<NexxtThePenguin> (88) Althought, I don't have a GF atm...so meh.

[Dan_The_Noob]

@Matthew  LOL i hate that.. Madboi does the same thing to me lmao, ill be driving and he'll rape my car with his infernus...

[.Tony]

Tiago_Marques: (95) i hate colombos!
PM to Tiago_Marques (95): Why you hate Colombos?
PM from Tiago_Marques (95): they DM so much
PM to Tiago_Marques (95): What was the name of the member who DMed you? I'll sort it.
PM from Tiago_Marques (95): [i9]Chaska_Aregas

ROFL XDD

[Julio.]

@Matthew  LOL i hate that.. Madboi does the same thing to me lmao, ill be driving and he'll rape my car with his infernus...

MadBois hilarious.

Basically I'm at marina, by the canal in my ZR350, and I've gone down this short set of stairs in it, as I accelerate and go up the stairs, he moves his Buffalo so its at the top of them, my car flipped over aout 3 times before landing upside down.   

[Dan_The_Noob]

MadBois hilarious.

Basically I'm at marina, by the canal in my ZR350, and I've gone down this short set of stairs in it, as I accelerate and go up the stairs, he moves his Buffalo so its at the top of them, my car flipped over aout 3 times before landing upside down.   

CHAT LOG

[23:32:58] Lost connection to the server. Reconnecting..
[23:32:58] The server is restarting..
[23:32:58] Connecting to 178.63.52.144:7777...
[23:32:59] Connected. Joining the game...
[23:33:00] Welcome to Argonath RPG
[23:33:00] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[23:33:00] 1. This is a Roleplay server, please stay within decent realms of Roleplay.
[23:33:00] 2. Please ask for help if you need it.
[23:33:00] 3. Please do not Deathmatch, Carkill, flame or hack on this server, all are punishable.
[23:33:00] 4. Treat others as you would want to be treated, you will enjoy playing more!
[23:33:00] 5. Our full rules can be found at www.argonathrpg.eu
[23:33:00] -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[23:33:00] The login screen will appear shortly. Please wait.
[23:33:00] Connected to {EE5555}Argonath RPG
[23:33:08] Account exists, login please
[23:33:08] [AMW]Zed(18) has joined the server from New Zealand
[23:33:10] You are logged in!
[23:33:11] You returned as a freecop.
[23:33:11] Weapon restored - Night Stick x 1
[23:33:11] Weapon restored - Desert Eagle x 293
[23:33:11] Weapon restored - Spray Can x 250
[23:33:11] You are frozen to allow world objects to build, please wait 3 seconds.
[23:33:14] You should be able to move now but if you still can't, try using /thawme

[23:33:38] [TCL]Amaru_Crooks(15) was suspected by officer [AMW]Zed(18) for aiding

[23:34:07] Lost connection to the server. Reconnecting..
[23:34:07] The server is restarting..
[23:34:07] Connecting to 178.63.52.144:7777...
[23:34:08] Connected. Joining the game...
[23:33:00] Welcome to Argonath RPG
[23:33:00] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[23:33:00] 1. This is a Roleplay server, please stay within decent realms of Roleplay.
[23:33:00] 2. Please ask for help if you need it.
[23:33:00] 3. Please do not Deathmatch, Carkill, flame or hack on this server, all are punishable.
[23:33:00] 4. Treat others as you would want to be treated, you will enjoy playing more!
[23:33:00] 5. Our full rules can be found at www.argonathrpg.eu
[23:33:00] -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[23:33:00] The login screen will appear shortly. Please wait.
[23:33:00] Connected to {EE5555}Argonath RPG
[23:33:08] Account exists, login please
[23:33:08] [AMW]Zed(18) has joined the server from New Zealand
[23:33:10] You are logged in!
[23:33:11] You returned as a freecop.
[23:33:11] Weapon restored - Night Stick x 1
[23:33:11] Weapon restored - Desert Eagle x 293
[23:33:11] Weapon restored - Spray Can x 250
[23:33:11] You are frozen to allow world objects to build, please wait 3 seconds.
[23:33:14] You should be able to move now but if you still can't, try using /thawme

[23:34:31] <[AMW]Zed> (18) my net kept cutting me off lmao

[23:35:04] [AMW]Zed(18): Police Radio:  multiple suspects heading west from glen park, armed, Over.

[23:35:10] You entered an HPV1000(141), owner: [SAPD]LosSantos

[23:35:23] Lost connection to the server. Reconnecting..
[23:35:23] The server is restarting..
[23:35:23] Connecting to 178.63.52.144:7777...
[23:35:24] Connected. Joining the game...
[23:33:00] Welcome to Argonath RPG
[23:33:00] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[23:33:00] 1. This is a Roleplay server, please stay within decent realms of Roleplay.
[23:33:00] 2. Please ask for help if you need it.
[23:33:00] 3. Please do not Deathmatch, Carkill, flame or hack on this server, all are punishable.
[23:33:00] 4. Treat others as you would want to be treated, you will enjoy playing more!
[23:33:00] 5. Our full rules can be found at www.argonathrpg.eu
[23:33:00] -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[23:33:00] The login screen will appear shortly. Please wait.
[23:33:00] Connected to {EE5555}Argonath RPG
[23:33:08] Account exists, login please
[23:33:08] [AMW]Zed(18) has joined the server from New Zealand
[23:33:10] You are logged in!
/q


Fail Net

I Copy/pasted the relog messages because it was faster for changing the colors (thats why the timestamps are screwed up)

[[SE]Dr_Pepper27]

I don't get it.

[Dan_The_Noob]

I don't get it.

i crashed 3 times in a shootout 1 vs 3

everytime i did something useful, my net crashed

*reports suspects on radio* (i think i missed this in the log)
*net crash*
*/su's other shooter*
*net crash*
*reports suspects moving.. gets on bike to chase*
*net crash*
/Q

[Nexxt]

That's not a funny chat log, that's a funny ISP which you should call
And Matthew lol, I really did not ram you on purpose, roflmoa.

[Fuzzy]

69 pages 

[Dan_The_Noob]

69 pages 

228 here D:

[Shejken]

[RPIT]JDC_Kolta (39) Do we have something more sensible to talk about here than Ben's penis size?

TheBuddahHunter (41) why copban mi i did not shoot blacks

[Andeey]

FAIL