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Offline Gird3r

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Reply #3435 on: May 28, 2011, 01:12:23 am
Here's one from when I was roleplaying an drunk hobo.


[01:05:14] =AV=Gird3r(27) says: wacha want offica?
[01:05:26] Mikael_Parker(5) says: Well, people seem to think you are drunk. Is this the case?
[01:05:28] =AV=Gird3r(27) says: The moons and skies are blue. I dance among donuts.
[01:05:36] =AV=Gird3r(27) says: No ish not durnk *hick*
[01:05:48] Mikael_Parker(5) says: Makes perfect sense to me, I dance with donuts too. No crime here
[01:05:50] Mikael_Parker(5) says: Take care sir.
[01:05:54] =AV=Gird3r(27) says: you to.



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Reply #3436 on: May 28, 2011, 01:24:01 am
Wahaha :lol:

Dancing with donuts, I have got to find dancing lessons!

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Reply #3437 on: May 28, 2011, 01:38:01 am
Quote from: Gird3r on May 28, 2011, 01:12:23 am
Here's one from when I was roleplaying an drunk hobo.


[01:05:14] =AV=Gird3r(27) says: wacha want offica?
[01:05:26] Mikael_Parker(5) says: Well, people seem to think you are drunk. Is this the case?
[01:05:28] =AV=Gird3r(27) says: The moons and skies are blue. I dance among donuts.
[01:05:36] =AV=Gird3r(27) says: No ish not durnk *hick*
[01:05:48] Mikael_Parker(5) says: Makes perfect sense to me, I dance with donuts too. No crime here
[01:05:50] Mikael_Parker(5) says: Take care sir.
[01:05:54] =AV=Gird3r(27) says: you to.



hahhhahaahahah :rofl: :rofl:


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Reply #3438 on: May 28, 2011, 01:48:41 am
Quote from: Gird3r on May 28, 2011, 01:12:23 am
Here's one from when I was roleplaying an drunk hobo.


[01:05:14] =AV=Gird3r(27) says: wacha want offica?
[01:05:26] Mikael_Parker(5) says: Well, people seem to think you are drunk. Is this the case?
[01:05:28] =AV=Gird3r(27) says: The moons and skies are blue. I dance among donuts.
[01:05:36] =AV=Gird3r(27) says: No ish not durnk *hick*
[01:05:48] Mikael_Parker(5) says: Makes perfect sense to me, I dance with donuts too. No crime here
[01:05:50] Mikael_Parker(5) says: Take care sir.
[01:05:54] =AV=Gird3r(27) says: you to.



lucky he said donuts... noone would ever buy it if he said croisant   (or however its spelt) 

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Reply #3439 on: May 28, 2011, 03:08:21 am
Quote from: Dan_The_Noob on May 28, 2011, 01:48:41 am
noone would ever buy it if he said croisant   (or however its spelt)

Croissant.


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Reply #3440 on: May 28, 2011, 11:55:50 pm
Quote from: Gird3r on May 28, 2011, 01:12:23 am
Here's one from when I was roleplaying an drunk hobo.


[01:05:14] =AV=Gird3r(27) says: wacha want offica?
[01:05:26] Mikael_Parker(5) says: Well, people seem to think you are drunk. Is this the case?
[01:05:28] =AV=Gird3r(27) says: The moons and skies are blue. I dance among donuts.
[01:05:36] =AV=Gird3r(27) says: No ish not durnk *hick*
[01:05:48] Mikael_Parker(5) says: Makes perfect sense to me, I dance with donuts too. No crime here
[01:05:50] Mikael_Parker(5) says: Take care sir.
[01:05:54] =AV=Gird3r(27) says: you to.


I guess we can say
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I have cool sunglasses.


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Reply #3441 on: May 30, 2011, 09:54:57 pm
Best one for today  :lol:



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Reply #3442 on: May 31, 2011, 03:51:30 am
Quote from: Murtaugh on May 30, 2011, 09:54:57 pm
Best one for today  :lol:


shoulda been  ... thats either animal abuse... or cheating  :P

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Reply #3443 on: May 31, 2011, 05:05:30 am
Quote from: Murtaugh on May 30, 2011, 09:54:57 pm
Best one for today  :lol:


G.O.A.T: (25) lol... /crime 37, that's animal abuse!!!
Crime of Denzel_Johnson (37): Wanted for killing G.O.A.T

Fixed :lol:

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Reply #3444 on: May 31, 2011, 09:18:32 am
Quote from: JDCdesigns on May 31, 2011, 05:05:30 am
G.O.A.T: (25) lol... /crime 37, that's animal abuse!!!
Crime of Denzel_Johnson (37): Wanted for killing G.O.A.T

Fixed :lol:
G.O.A.T: (25) lol, /crime 37 ... that's animal abuse!!!
Crime of Denzel_Johnson(37): Wanted for killing G.O.A.T

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Reply #3445 on: May 31, 2011, 04:07:18 pm
Guys i must remind you images are not allowed and will get you warned.



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Reply #3446 on: May 31, 2011, 11:30:35 pm
[Rstar]RON: alright guys i'm out
Server is restarting
Connecting to .........

Lol, oh you RON, making my internet crash, bad !

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Reply #3447 on: May 31, 2011, 11:33:08 pm
ur not funny

ron is

haha good joke ron! :D

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Reply #3448 on: May 31, 2011, 11:54:33 pm
Quote from: Webster on May 31, 2011, 11:30:35 pm
[Rstar]RON: alright guys i'm out
Server is restarting
Connecting to .........

Lol, oh you RON, making my internet crash, bad !

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Reply #3449 on: June 01, 2011, 05:31:49 am
Toxic was meaning to post this...


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[19:47:52] <Dr_Pepper27> (15) fuck i dunno

[19:47:56] <Xivilai_Gvardia> (8) Three cocks, in the ass, your love is no longer my fetish

[19:48:02] <Toxic.> (20) LMFAO

[19:48:04] <Dr_Pepper27> (15) LO.

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