[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Aldo]

[03:37:01] Joe_Escopeta(25) was warned by Roman_Collin(7) for cophunting.
[03:37:05] [AF]Wesker(26) was warned by Roman_Collin(7) for cophunting.
[03:37:06] <Joe_Escopeta> (25) I am a cop
[03:37:06] <[AF]Wesker> (26) wtf
[03:37:07] <Joe_Escopeta> (25) : (
[03:37:08] <Patrick_Escopeta> (27) How can Joe cophunt, he's a cop
[03:37:09] <Patrick_Escopeta> (27) :C
[03:37:09] <Joe_Escopeta> (25) wut?

Wrong ID fails 

[Devin]

Devin_Gvardia: (3) Silenced pistol sux
=AVt=Wake: (35) And so do you
Devin_Gvardia: (3) You swallow though
Devin_Gvardia: (3)
=AVt=Wake: (35) Yeah, thats how I like it
Devin_Gvardia: (3) :S
Devin_Gvardia: (3) Ewwwwww
Devin_Gvardia: (3) FBI are perverted
Games727: (4) lol

[Exterminator]

Wake_Callison tries to find an admin to get free namechange, but he doesn't find one. He decides to go to the cityhall and pay 10k instead of waiting for an admin. And here is what happens exactly 11 seconds after he changes his name:

We will laugh 3 times more if u remove that green thing and show us which CB it is

[Michele_Noord]

We will laugh 3 times more if u remove that green thing and show us which CB it is

Stalker

 

[Wake]

Devin_Gvardia: (3) Silenced pistol sux
=AVt=Wake: (35) And so do you
Devin_Gvardia: (3) You swallow though
Devin_Gvardia: (3)
=AVt=Wake: (35) Yeah, thats how I like it
Devin_Gvardia: (3) :S
Devin_Gvardia: (3) Ewwwwww
Devin_Gvardia: (3) FBI are perverted
Games727: (4) lol

  buhu

[saberman]

Very funny chat logs from 299-231

[9r2e5i3k]

from 299-231

what

[Dutchy]

what

He means pages.

[saberman]

what

/facepalm

Pages: 299-231...... :

[Devin]

/facepalm

Pages: 299-231...... :

No, facepalm at you, its pages 229 - 231

[Fuzzy]

Its different for everyone depending on their forum preferences, its page 69 for me.

[Devin]

True, but how do you go from page 299 to 231? That is counting down then...  :poke:

[Dan_The_Noob]

[22:54:59] <Sandisk_GvardiaT> (1) [DTB]Dan_The_Noob

[22:55:08] <Sandisk_GvardiaT> (1) guess what :p

[22:55:12] <[TNL]Dan_The_Noob> (22) huh

[22:55:33] <Sandisk_GvardiaT> (1) Guess what DTB Is

[22:55:35] <Sandisk_GvardiaT> (1) :s

[22:55:47] <[TNL]Dan_The_Noob> (22) Dont Tease Baboons?

[22:55:56] You unlocked your vehicle

[22:55:57] <Sandisk_GvardiaT> (1) DTB = Dan the noob

[22:56:08] James_Carter(12) has joined the server from United Kingdom

[22:56:12] <[TNL]Dan_The_Noob> (22) that... is... realllly bad spelling

[22:56:14] Taxi Required | Caller: Jcstodds(34) | Location: Pershing Square, Los Santos

[22:56:14] <Adolph_Stracci[NHWH]> (44) omg fail xD

[22:56:20] <Sandisk_GvardiaT> (1) lol?

[KhornateMonkey]

It's not funny when the poster makes the joke.

[FlameMan]

It is actually