[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Norrage]

It is actually

[Ratko Gavrilovic]

Don't know where to find the logs I am going to post what I remind.

<LOCATED AT GS9>
Driggz: Nice car, how long do you have it?
[TCL]Puppi: Around 2 weeks.
Driggz: Cool.
Driggz: Hand over the money, now..
[TCL]Puppi: How much do you want?
Driggz: What is a reasonable offer?
[TCL]Puppi: I think that $5000 is a fair amount.
Driggz: I agree.
[TCL]Puppi: Well, sorry Mr. Robber. But I don't have that much money on me, excuse me!
[TCL]Puppi: Good night!
Driggz: Oh, well in that case, have a good day, bye!

[KhornateMonkey]

It ain't for me.

[Dan_The_Noob]

It's not funny when the poster makes the joke.

i didnt make the joke O-o

the funny part was "DTB = Dan The Noob"    <<<< was FAIL

[blackguy]

i didnt make the joke O-o

the funny part was "DTB = Dan The Noob"    <<<< was FAIL

and it was not even funny.

[9r2e5i3k]

Guys can't you cut off the not funny part and just post only the funny part?

[(tr)Ollie]

Guys can't you cut off the not funny part and just post only the funny part?

In that case there would be hardly any posts at all.

[Mashgash]

[22:29:57] [RM]Chavalo(24) was suspected by officer Don.Cipone(11) for assault
[22:29:58] [RM]Chavalo(24) was suspected by officer [WS]GHunter(8) for shoooot
[22:30:01] [RM]Pancho(52) was suspected by officer Don.Cipone(11) for shooting
[22:30:01] [RM]Pancho(52) was suspected by officer Sergey_Norrington(17) for aid
[22:30:02] [RM]Pancho(52) was suspected by officer Tony_Knight(65) for shooting

ADVERTISEMENT: Selling four numbers cellphone for 100k, contact [Rstar]Pancher (Phone: xxxxxx)
Gabriel_Vasques: (53) how much

Hope it's better now

[Norrage]

Guys i must remind you images are not allowed and will get you warned.

[Julio.]

[22:54:59] <Sandisk_GvardiaT> (1) [DTB]Dan_The_Noob

[22:55:08] <Sandisk_GvardiaT> (1) guess what :p

[22:55:12] <[TNL]Dan_The_Noob> (22) huh

[22:55:33] <Sandisk_GvardiaT> (1) Guess what DTB Is

[22:55:35] <Sandisk_GvardiaT> (1) :s

[22:55:47] <[TNL]Dan_The_Noob> (22) Dont Tease Baboons?

[22:55:56] You unlocked your vehicle

[22:55:57] <Sandisk_GvardiaT> (1) DTB = Dan the noob

[22:56:08] James_Carter(12) has joined the server from United Kingdom

[22:56:12] <[TNL]Dan_The_Noob> (22) that... is... realllly bad spelling

[22:56:14] Taxi Required | Caller: Jcstodds(34) | Location: Pershing Square, Los Santos

[22:56:14] <Adolph_Stracci[NHWH]> (44) omg fail xD

[22:56:20] <Sandisk_GvardiaT> (1) lol?

Don't know where to find the logs I am going to post what I remind.

<LOCATED AT GS9>
Driggz: Nice car, how long do you have it?
[TCL]Puppi: Around 2 weeks.
Driggz: Cool.
Driggz: Hand over the money, now..
[TCL]Puppi: How much do you want?
Driggz: What is a reasonable offer?
[TCL]Puppi: I think that $5000 is a fair amount.
Driggz: I agree.
[TCL]Puppi: Well, sorry Mr. Robber. But I don't have that much money on me, excuse me!
[TCL]Puppi: Good night!
Driggz: Oh, well in that case, have a good day, bye!

Heehee, loled

[Devin]

[23:10:04] It is payday time, you received $1.

[23:10:07] <James_Verlicetti> (55) Payday <3

[23:10:09] <Phil_Kiedis> (41) lol

[23:10:10] <Devin_Gvardia> (9) Woohoo im rich

[23:10:13] It is payday time, you received $10.

[23:10:17] <Justin_beibher> (6) 0mfg im rich

[23:10:20] <James_Verlicetti> (55) lol

[23:10:20] <Ziad_Kiedis> (33) what next ?

[23:10:21] <Jawen_Petro> (38) omh double yayday!

[23:10:22] <Danny_Stracci> (23) Yes I'll buy sprunk!

[23:10:22] <Tony_Verlicetti> (13) lol

[23:10:24] It is payday time, you received $100.

[23:10:31] <Devin_Gvardia> (9) Yay 111

[23:10:31] <Bonnie_Verlicetti> (1) next 1000


[23:10:31] It is payday time, you received $1000.

[23:10:32] <Max_Verlicetti> (31) Make it 100000 $ !!

[23:10:35] <James_Verlicetti> (55) 100k !

[23:10:41] <Max_Verlicetti> (31) $10k now

[23:10:45] <Justin_beibher> (6) u forgot the extra 2 0s

[23:10:46] <Devin_Gvardia> (9) Oi noany begging

[23:10:52] <Chad_Collin> (66) taxday for all of u

[23:10:52] <[DC]Jameal> (36) LMFAO guys dont spam for 1k -_-

[23:10:53] Max_Verlicetti was kicked by [Rstar]Pancher(64) for no 10k to u.

[23:10:55] It is payday time, you received $10000.

[23:10:59] <Justin_beibher> (6) lol

[23:10:59] <Ghostrider_1> (27) Thanks for

[23:10:59] <Devin_Gvardia> (9) Ouch

[23:11:00] <Johnny.> (68) Pwneeed

[23:11:00] <Dolfa_Kiedis> (37) pwnt.

[23:11:02] <Devin_Gvardia> (9)

[23:11:05] <Danny_Stracci> (23) He got owned

[Sweeper]

<chatlog>

[23:12:02] Johnny was kicked by [Rstar]Pancher(64) for commenting.
[23:12:03] Danny_Stracci was kicked by [Rstar]Pancher(64) for commenting.
[23:12:05] Dolfa_Kiedis was kicked by [Rstar]Pancher(64) for commenting.

Or not?

[Devin]

No kicks for commenting...

[Ragdoll]

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[Mikro]

[19:37:19] ADVERTISEMENT: I buy weapons, contact Dandelion(ID:72)
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Omg... facepalm worthy