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Reply #3480 on: June 15, 2011, 07:52:25 pm
Quote from: Ragdoll on June 15, 2011, 06:44:00 pm
[19:37:19] ADVERTISEMENT: I buy weapons, contact Dandelion(ID:72)
[19:37:26] ADVERTISEMENT: He buys weapons, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)

These days...  :rofl:


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Reply #3481 on: June 16, 2011, 08:35:44 pm
.. I dont get it..


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Reply #3482 on: June 16, 2011, 09:09:04 pm
If you dont think the joke is funny (for whatever reason) then why are you posting... jesus christ come on.


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Reply #3483 on: June 17, 2011, 12:52:16 am
[00:50:09] <Lattueda_Ancelotti> (54) Hacks are like tampons, every pussy needs one
 
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Reply #3484 on: June 17, 2011, 12:55:44 am
Quote from: Mashgash on June 17, 2011, 12:52:16 am
[00:50:09] <Lattueda_Ancelotti> (54) Hacks are like tampons, every pussy needs one
 
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Reply #3485 on: June 17, 2011, 01:32:11 am
Quote from: Mashgash on June 17, 2011, 12:52:16 am
[00:50:09] <Lattueda_Ancelotti> (54) Hacks are like tampons, every pussy needs one
 
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Reply #3486 on: June 17, 2011, 01:32:43 am
Quote from: Mashgash on June 17, 2011, 12:52:16 am
[00:50:09] <Lattueda_Ancelotti> (54) Hacks are like tampons, every pussy needs one
 
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wow...  :hurray:


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Reply #3487 on: June 17, 2011, 04:13:14 am
He need cred for that one, I still laughing my ass off when I'm reading it  :lol:


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Reply #3488 on: June 17, 2011, 09:33:38 am
Forgot who this was

When I first joined, I joined a group which 'Gave Presentations' about something.

Anyway, this guy, Might Have been Panda, or Polar said this line which I've never forgot.

'A speech should be like a girls skirt. Long enough to cover the subject, short enough to keep it interesting.'


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Reply #3489 on: June 18, 2011, 03:06:50 am
Quote from: joedaman633 on June 17, 2011, 09:33:38 am
Forgot who this was

When I first joined, I joined a group which 'Gave Presentations' about something.

Anyway, this guy, Might Have been Panda, or Polar said this line which I've never forgot.

'A speech should be like a girls skirt. Long enough to cover the subject, short enough to keep it interesting.'

 :rofl:


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Reply #3490 on: June 18, 2011, 01:20:56 pm
Quote from: Mashgash on June 18, 2011, 03:06:50 am
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Reply #3491 on: June 18, 2011, 07:09:04 pm
Quote from: Mashgash on June 18, 2011, 03:06:50 am
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ADVERTISEMENT: selling heroin, if your a scammer dont PM me or you will die, contact [DC]Jameal(Phone:138843)

LOL


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Reply #3492 on: June 19, 2011, 02:35:47 pm
Quote from: Mashgash on June 18, 2011, 03:06:50 am
ADVERTISEMENT: selling heroin, if your a scammer dont PM me or you will die, contact [DC]Jameal(Phone:138843)
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Reply #3493 on: July 03, 2011, 10:09:32 pm
Leroy_Hudson says: I chew ballas for breakfast
Leroy_Hudson says: So take your fickin' kids out of my face, or I will make some nice mince meat from ballas to serve in KFC


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Reply #3494 on: July 03, 2011, 11:15:25 pm
*Vuitton(24) and Manos(0) is kidnapping [AFK]Shejken*
[AFK]Shejken whispers: Well since this can be my last time....
[AFK]Shejken does blowjob
[00:31:19] <Agent47> (47) Need someone dead like fuck? /sethit
[00:31:26] <Vuitton> (84) Agenta?
[00:31:28] <Agent47> (47) ?
[00:31:30] <Vuitton> (84) kill ur self
[00:31:33] <Agent47> (47) kk, brb
[00:31:37] <[TCL]Manos_Gvardia> (26) Viutton <3
[00:31:41] <Agent47> (47) Done.
[00:31:45] <Agent47> (47) Anything else?
[00:31:45] <Vuitton> (84) yo manos
[00:31:45] <[TCL]Manos_Gvardia> (26) hhhahaha
[00:31:50] CristianDivao1(51) has joined the server from Mexico
[00:31:55] <Agent47> (47) Anything else?
[00:32:01] <Vuitton> (84) noty
[00:32:04] <Agent47> (47) kk



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