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Offline Clone

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Reply #3495 on: July 07, 2011, 07:44:12 pm
Quote from: Fuzzy on July 03, 2011, 10:09:32 pm
Leroy_Hudson says: I chew ballas for breakfast
Leroy_Hudson says: So take your fickin' kids out of my face, or I will make some nice mince meat from ballas to serve in KFC

Funny one!


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Reply #3496 on: July 08, 2011, 10:47:48 am
Quote from: Fuzzy on July 03, 2011, 10:09:32 pm
Leroy_Hudson says: I chew ballas for breakfast
Leroy_Hudson says: So take your fickin' kids out of my face, or I will make some nice mince meat from ballas to serve in KFC

LOL. When was that?



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Reply #3497 on: July 11, 2011, 06:05:30 pm
Quote from: Ragdoll on June 15, 2011, 06:44:00 pm
[19:37:19] ADVERTISEMENT: I buy weapons, contact Dandelion(ID:72)
[19:37:26] ADVERTISEMENT: He buys weapons, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
Reminds me

ADVERTISEMENT: I NEED A MOTHER FUCKING PASSPORT, contact Tygra(ID:<x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: HE NEEDS A MOTHER FUCKING PASSPORT, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
ADVERTISEMENT: I ALSO NEED A MOTHER FUCKING LICENSE, contact Tygra(ID:<x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: HE ALSO NEEDS A MOTHER FUCKING LICENSE, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
ADVERTISEMENT: I'M GAY, contact Tygra(ID:<x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: HE'S GAY, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
ADVERTISEMENT: LEON'S GAY, contact Tygra(ID: <x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: no, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)


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Reply #3498 on: July 11, 2011, 08:03:47 pm
Quote from: Cephalectomy on July 11, 2011, 06:05:30 pm
Reminds me

ADVERTISEMENT: I NEED A MOTHER f**kING PASSPORT, contact Tygra(ID:<x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: HE NEEDS A MOTHER f**kING PASSPORT, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
ADVERTISEMENT: I ALSO NEED A MOTHER f**kING LICENSE, contact Tygra(ID:<x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: HE ALSO NEEDS A MOTHER f**kING LICENSE, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
ADVERTISEMENT: I'M GAY, contact Tygra(ID:<x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: HE'S GAY, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
ADVERTISEMENT: LEON'S GAY, contact Tygra(ID: <x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: no, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
zomg ad abusers /ban/ban/ban/ban


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Reply #3499 on: July 11, 2011, 08:11:05 pm
Quote from: Cephalectomy on July 11, 2011, 06:05:30 pm
Reminds me

ADVERTISEMENT: I NEED A MOTHER f**kING PASSPORT, contact Tygra(ID:<x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: HE NEEDS A MOTHER f**kING PASSPORT, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
ADVERTISEMENT: I ALSO NEED A MOTHER f**kING LICENSE, contact Tygra(ID:<x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: HE ALSO NEEDS A MOTHER f**kING LICENSE, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
ADVERTISEMENT: I'M GAY, contact Tygra(ID:<x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: HE'S GAY, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
ADVERTISEMENT: LEON'S GAY, contact Tygra(ID: <x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: no, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)

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Reply #3500 on: July 12, 2011, 01:14:29 am
Quote from: duffman on July 11, 2011, 08:11:05 pm
1 Word - LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


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Reply #3501 on: July 12, 2011, 02:03:01 pm
Quote from: Cephalectomy on July 11, 2011, 06:05:30 pm
ADVERTISEMENT: I NEED A MOTHER f**kING PASSPORT, contact Tygra(ID:<x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: HE NEEDS A MOTHER f**kING PASSPORT, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
ADVERTISEMENT: I ALSO NEED A MOTHER f**kING LICENSE, contact Tygra(ID:<x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: HE ALSO NEEDS A MOTHER f**kING LICENSE, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
ADVERTISEMENT: I'M GAY, contact Tygra(ID:<x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: HE'S GAY, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
ADVERTISEMENT: LEON'S GAY, contact Tygra(ID: <x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: no, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)

One of those few incidents that would actually make me feel sorry for banning somebody. :rofl:

Quote from: Gandalf on June 08, 2013, 01:35:37 pm
The most important part is interacting with others and meeting people from around the world.

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Reply #3502 on: July 15, 2011, 12:21:46 am
Here some oldies:

PM to [Rstar]CBFasi(22): swat is kinda near you
PM to [Rstar]CBFasi(22): and aiming at you xD
PM from [Rstar]CBFasi(22): i fine, i got red name and a ban command !
PM to [Rstar]CBFasi(22): LOL


***[xxxx] Jonathan_Eagles(95): attention whores
***[xxxx] [EMS]Amy(81) banned Jonatha_Eagles(95) from the channel.
*** Jonathan_Eagles has left the channel.
***[xxxx] [TCL]Theo[EMS](40): fail
***[xxxx-ALERT] [EMS]Amy(81): pwnt


Trigger: (7) i saw her pic already i wanked on it
Frager: (71) Dude, she uses boy skin 24/7.
Frager: (71) LOL
[AF]Toto_GvardiaT: (53) Poor Twenty...
Trigger was tempbanned by =AV=9r2e5i3k(56) for 60 minutes for cool down your hormones.
[TCL]Twenty: (26) Thanks Grz
Mikhail_Gvardia: (92) Good job grz
Tony_: (20) Thanks
[AF]Toto_GvardiaT: (53) Thank you
[Rstar]Drix: (60) hormoes
Sandisk_Gvardia: (51) Thanks Grz
Frager: (71) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO WH YU BAN MY FRIEND
[TCL]Twenty: (26) lol
Richard_Marlen: (106) lol
Tony_: (20) looool
Sandisk_Gvardia: (51) umad


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Reply #3503 on: July 15, 2011, 07:50:34 am
ohai Twenty and LOLz was that Trigger guy talkin about your pic O_o

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Reply #3504 on: July 15, 2011, 12:19:00 pm
Quote from: Twenty on July 15, 2011, 12:21:46 am
Trigger: (7) i saw her pic already i wanked on it

Jesus Christ. :neutral:

Quote from: Gandalf on June 08, 2013, 01:35:37 pm
The most important part is interacting with others and meeting people from around the world.

A Time for Rebuilding: SA:MP HQ 5-Point Agenda — The Holy Church of Argonath (Recruiting)

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Reply #3505 on: July 16, 2011, 08:30:26 pm
[21:28:59] <KC0110> (2) fick you

I found this funny somehow :rofl:


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Reply #3506 on: July 16, 2011, 08:52:59 pm
Player1(50) reported by Player2(122) for biting cops   :lol:

Can't state any names here but I think it was funny.


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Reply #3507 on: July 16, 2011, 10:44:22 pm
Quote from: Fuzzy on July 16, 2011, 08:30:26 pm
[21:28:59] <KC0110> (2) fick you

I found this funny somehow :rofl:

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Reply #3508 on: July 17, 2011, 12:53:15 pm
Quote from: Murtaugh on July 16, 2011, 08:52:59 pm
Player1(50) reported by Player2(122) for biting cops   :lol:

Soon the High Administration will tell us to be on alert for rabies :lol:

Quote from: Gandalf on June 08, 2013, 01:35:37 pm
The most important part is interacting with others and meeting people from around the world.

A Time for Rebuilding: SA:MP HQ 5-Point Agenda — The Holy Church of Argonath (Recruiting)

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Reply #3509 on: July 17, 2011, 02:51:41 pm
Quote from: Cephalectomy on July 11, 2011, 06:05:30 pm
Reminds me

ADVERTISEMENT: I NEED A MOTHER f**kING PASSPORT, contact Tygra(ID:<x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: HE NEEDS A MOTHER f**kING PASSPORT, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
ADVERTISEMENT: I ALSO NEED A MOTHER f**kING LICENSE, contact Tygra(ID:<x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: HE ALSO NEEDS A MOTHER f**kING LICENSE, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
ADVERTISEMENT: I'M GAY, contact Tygra(ID:<x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: HE'S GAY, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
ADVERTISEMENT: LEON'S GAY, contact Tygra(ID: <x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: no, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
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