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[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

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Reply #3525 on: July 22, 2011, 11:05:09 am
LOL

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Reply #3526 on: July 23, 2011, 12:37:14 pm
removed: this is funny chatlogs, not a complains topic...
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Reply #3527 on: July 23, 2011, 12:40:42 pm

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Reply #3528 on: July 23, 2011, 05:37:52 pm
i were search for something when i read comment i saw this

Mom : hunny its time to eat.

Me: hold on

Mom: there is no hold ons

Me: there is when im listening to christina.

Mom: christina who?

Me: grimmie!! you never heard of her?!

Mom: no?

Me: listen!! *plays her music louder*

Mom: *stares at video and forgets about dinner* play that again!



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Reply #3529 on: July 23, 2011, 05:57:15 pm
i were search for something when i read comment i saw this
Mom : hunny its time to eat.
Me: hold on
Mom: there is no hold ons
Me: there is when im listening to christina.
Mom: christina who?
Me: grimmie!! you never heard of her?!
Mom: no?
Me: listen!! *plays her music louder*
Mom: *stares at video and forgets about dinner* play that again!

Cool SA:MP - Funny Chat Log. Your mum shouts at you to come to dinner ingame? Cool ;P

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Reply #3530 on: July 23, 2011, 07:17:21 pm
Cool SA:MP - Funny Chat Log. Your mum shouts at you to come to dinner ingame? Cool ;P

my bad  :poke:



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Reply #3531 on: July 23, 2011, 07:17:48 pm
i were search for something when i read comment i saw this

Mom : hunny its time to eat.

Me: hold on

Mom: there is no hold ons

Me: there is when im listening to christina.

Mom: christina who?

Me: grimmie!! you never heard of her?!

Mom: no?

Me: listen!! *plays her music louder*

Mom: *stares at video and forgets about dinner* play that again!
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Reply #3532 on: July 24, 2011, 12:59:38 am
I liked what happened there with the argument about math.

"<insert point of view>

<says OK GUYZ BASCK ON TOPIC so no one can attempt to prove their inferior point of view inferior>"


Was searching through some screenies. Some I smiled at, some I lol'd at, some I chuckled at.

Anyone remember that little /ad war I had with Tygra?
ADVERTISEMENT: I NEED A CMB NAO, contact Tygra
ADVERTISEMENT: HE NEED A CMB NAO, contact Rebecca_Black
ADVERTISEMENT: HE NEED A CMB NAO, contact Xivilai_Gvardia
ADVERTISEMENT: I NEED a CMB or i WILL flip the FUCK out, contact Tygra
ADVERTISEMENT: HE NEEDS a CMB or he WILL flip the FUCK out, contact Xivilai_Gvardia
ADVERTISEMENT: HE NEEDS a CMB or he WILL flip the FUCK out, contact Rebecca_Black


I get in a friend's car with a few strangers... a few moments of silence were experienced.

Daniel_Hernandez(93) LOOKS FUCKING OVER
Daniel_Hernandez(93) says: WHO IN THE FLYING FUCK ARE YOU?

You guys know how we say nigga in place of homie sometimes?
PM from <blocked to protect identity>: who is that guy?
PM to <x>: my nigga
PM from <x>: you bought him?

I was talking to some guy with bad english who was asking me for a job.
Ludakrisss(11) says: you want me to fuck a one?
I think he meant... "You want me to fuck someone up?"

I got pulled over...
John_Djay(19) says: sir why were you speeding
Leon_Gvardia[N](5) says: I like to go fast.
John_Djay(19) says: ok sir no problem
*John Djay leaves*

There was some silence in the main chat then suddenly...
Ben_is_Slippery_Cool: (47) HELP I GOT MY PENIS STUCK IN A TROUSER PRESS

I believe we were in shootout or something... can't remember 100%
Jesus_Oliveira says: IF I DIE
Leon_Gvardia[N] says: tell wife hi?
Jesus_Oliveira says: I WILL KILL YOU AND ALL OF OTHER PEOPLE AND PEOPLE NAMED 'GEORGE'
Jesus_Oliveira says: I HATE THAT NAME

The following all took place in the help chat.
[WS]Dolfa_Kiedis(11) Well I advise you to register at www.argonathrpg.com/forum, there are many guides
Dutch[SS](5): i dont got internet browser
He was dead serious, too.

Random one for giggles
=AV=Gibson.: (0) ./l DAVE! I Choose You!
=AV=Gibson.: (0) woops
=AV=David: (25) Fucking Pokeballs...

A little case of accidentally hitting enter mid-message and coincidence
anonymouslul(88) says: problem,
Jcstodds(83) says: officers

Murder is bad, m'kay?
Leon_Gvardia: (13) i killed him
Pepito_Hernandez: (0) bad leon
Pepito_Hernandez: (0) CORNER TIME
Leon_Gvardia: (13) GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

ITS FUNNY CUZ SHES A FEMALE :D:D:D
/sms 8241 *penis pic*
***You have received a new SMS message from Amy[8241]. ***
SMS Message:
kewl 8/10

PM from Magnus_Nihil(46): I'm so gay.
PM from Magnus_Nihil(46): Please fuck me.
PM to Magnus_Nihil(46): which hole
PM from Magnus_Nihil(46): The green one.
There's a green one? O.o o.O

Andy_Araatus: (20) THE FUCK DID I DO TO GET COPANNED?!
Andy_Araatus: (20) Why the fuck would I get copbanned for?
SkyHawk: (28) Andy I told you to calm down
Andy_Araatus: (20) I had camhack on and didn't notice Dutchy in my car until I turned it off.
Nicky_Collin[AF]: (38) Andy_araatus dont comment on admin punishment.
Daxx: (42) Andy, no need to get offensive, it's being investigated
Andy_Araatus: (20) It's already done, I got my rights back. :D Time to get back to abusing.

Faktors_LV: (55) he go in flaim and expload and i loas exuakly full hp



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Reply #3533 on: July 24, 2011, 02:56:27 am
removed: this is funny chatlogs, not a complains topic...
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To me it was funny

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Reply #3534 on: July 24, 2011, 03:21:30 am
LIDL: I am a generic supermarket
WALMART: I am a generic supermarket.
TESCO: i am a generic supermarket
Best_Buy: I am a generic supermarket!
ALDI: I am a generic supermarket
NETTO: I am a generic supermarket

nigga6969 was kicked by Cailan for New name please.
webbles69 has joined the server from United States
webbles69 was kicked by Rydell_Dowson for back to Nigga6969.

Kenny.: [MEGAPHONE]; Suspect inside the dillomore house exit now or we will enter and shoot
Panda_Araatus: bring it
Panda_Araatus: I have a fucking fish


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Reply #3535 on: July 24, 2011, 11:35:50 am
i were search for something when i read comment i saw this

Mom : hunny its time to eat.

Me: hold on

Mom: there is no hold ons

Me: there is when im listening to christina.

Mom: christina who?

Me: grimmie!! you never heard of her?!

Mom: no?

Me: listen!! *plays her music louder*

Mom: *stares at video and forgets about dinner* play that again!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



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Reply #3536 on: July 24, 2011, 01:06:08 pm


nigga6969 was kicked by Cailan for New name please.
webbles69 has joined the server from United States
webbles69 was kicked by Rydell_Dowson for back to Nigga6969.


 :rofl:


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Reply #3537 on: July 24, 2011, 01:24:57 pm
LIDL: I am a generic supermarket
WALMART: I am a generic supermarket.
TESCO: i am a generic supermarket
Best_Buy: I am a generic supermarket!
ALDI: I am a generic supermarket
NETTO: I am a generic supermarket

nigga6969 was kicked by Cailan for New name please.
webbles69 has joined the server from United States
webbles69 was kicked by Rydell_Dowson for back to Nigga6969.

Kenny.: [MEGAPHONE]; Suspect inside the dillomore house exit now or we will enter and shoot
Panda_Araatus: bring it
Panda_Araatus: I have a f**king fish
Funniest chatlogs I've read here!
+where is Asda? I would stleast expect them to say "ASDA - Part of the WAL*MART Corporation!

DENIED


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Reply #3538 on: July 24, 2011, 05:08:32 pm
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nigga6969 was kicked by Cailan for New name please.
webbles69 has joined the server from United States
webbles69 was kicked by Rydell_Dowson for back to Nigga6969.

 :rofl: , definetly a good one, Ill search my SAMP folder for something too  :lol:




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Reply #3539 on: July 26, 2011, 02:54:42 am
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Conroy(0) has been unsuspected by Goodandy(47) - Ticket Paid- U51




 


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