[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Murt]

[20:14:51] [Sstar]Baby_Wolf: i know kick me and say no noobs here
[20:14:51] [Sstar]Baby_Wolf was kicked by [Rstar]Leroy for no noobs here.

Great timing.

That's perfect timing mate, atleast it gave me a laugh 

[Antonio.]

[18:57:39] <Linda_Jones> (93) monster truck's are NOT allowed in idlewood
[18:58:04] <Truth> (73) Linda, You can't tell me what's allowed in Idlewood, I'm the lord of Idlewood and I say I can drive monstr truck
[18:58:14] <Linda_Jones> (93) you can't
[18:58:18] <Linda_Jones> (93) you carpark us all
[18:58:24] <Truth> (73) Be quiet woman

Haha.
Post Merge: September 07, 2011, 06:42:47 pm

[22:10:44] ADVERTISEMENT: Free thai massage for sexy woman with a nice body and huge, contact Jack_Marlen(Phone:317265)
[22:10:44] ADVERTISEMENT: tits ( must be naked ), contact Jack_Marlen(Phone:317265)
[22:11:02] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Why iis nobody calling me?..
[22:11:03] <SugarD> (87) lol rape invitation in /ad
[22:11:14] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Amy Schnappel called
[22:11:18] <SugarD> (87) ...
[22:11:36] <SugarD> (87) Excuse me Jack, who?
[22:11:41] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Amy
[22:11:44] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Why?
[22:11:48] <SugarD> (87) What about her exactly?
[22:11:54] <Jack_Marlen> (124) She called me for a free thai massage
[22:12:12] <SugarD> (87) Okay smartass, first of all, we aren't together anymore. Secondly, don't try to piss me off
[22:12:24] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Not my problem she called me
[22:12:32] <SugarD> (87) Jack, go to hell         ( Shit got serious )
[22:13:25] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Is that a problem that Amy called?  You broke up, maybe she wants to get free
[22:13:26] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Live her life
[22:13:44] <Modiano.> (49) rofl jack...


 

+66666666666666666 respect.

[S7ab_Tns]

[Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) was suspected by officer adam_boulila(16) for blok the wat

 

[Mashgash]

[21:39:33] Rebecca_Black(62) was suspected by officer porsche911gti(99) for bad singer
[21:39:42] Rebecca_Black(62) has been unsuspected by Gibby_Collin(64) - Invalid ><
[21:39:43] Rebecca_Black(62) has been unsuspected by [WS]Daniel_Bradford(119) - ??
[21:39:43] Rebecca_Black(62) has been unsuspected by Teddy_Collin(96) - invalid
[21:39:44] Rebecca_Black(62) has been unsuspected by [Jedi]Steven_Jeffrey(22) - just no

[Paco]

[EVIL]Onotole: (46) .pm 38 my mom usually kisses my left nipple before i got to bed

[Julio.]

[EVIL]Onotole: (46) .pm 38 my mom usually kisses my left nipple before i got to bed

OMG LOL

[newton_alex]

[Jedi]Chewbacca(30): Police Radio: SAPD to FBI, Over.
[Jedi]Chewbacca(30): Police Radio: We surender, Over.
Jones_Collin(3): Police Radio: *facepalm*, Over.



Basically.... Me and Juilio drove Onotroll into the water and then FBI decided to go and make a shoot-out in SAPD v FBI.... and we got fucked over 

[Junaid]

[EVIL]Onotole: (46) .pm 38 my mom usually kisses my left nipple before i got to bed

[Uninhibited]

Cester: (68) who can get admin leroy to online?
After 10 seconds
[Rstar]Leroy(28) has joined the server from United Kingdom

Everyone in the server lol'd. Cester is an upcoming magician.

[Junaid]

Cester: (68) who can get admin leroy to online?
After 10 seconds
[Rstar]Leroy(28) has joined the server from United Kingdom

Everyone in the server lol'd. Cester is an upcoming magician.

fukin magic how to???????? :bow:

[games727]

This is the real

Cester: (68) who can get admin leroy to online?
After 10 seconds
[Rstar]Leroy(28) has joined the server from United Kingdom

Everyone in the server lol'd. Cester is an upcoming magician.

[21:38:19] No admins present, but Sauron is watching!

[21:38:25] Entered house

[21:38:29] You should be able to move now but if you still can't, try using /thawme

[21:38:34] <Cester> (68) who can get admin leroy to online?

[21:38:34] YairSforza(25) has joined the server from Israel

[21:38:36] <[TGS]MaGiiK> (73) epic plane parking FTQ

[21:38:41] <Ronn_Carnell> (59) 7area 39

[21:38:43] <Duel> (32) no

[21:38:44] [Rstar]Leroy(28) has joined the server from United Kingdom

[21:38:45] Richard_Marlen(39) is at: Queens, San Fierro

[21:38:46] <Pablo_Hernandez> (23) I need him online too cester :3

[21:38:47] <Johnny.> (52) lol

[21:38:49] <Cester> (68) so fast

[21:38:49] <[i9]Haythem_Smith> (71) lol

[21:38:49] <[Rstar]Uninhibited> (43) lol Cester

[21:38:50] <Johnny.> (52) Hey leroy

[21:38:50] <Omar_Aly> (12) Cester here you go

[21:38:50] <[WS]Daniel_Bradford> (70) lo lCester

[21:38:51] <Cester> (68)

[21:38:51] <[TGS]MaGiiK> (73) leroy

[21:38:53] <[Rstar]Uninhibited> (43) lmao

[21:38:59] <[Rstar]Leroy> (28) hi

[Julio.]

[Jedi]Chewbacca(30): Police Radio: SAPD to FBI, Over.
[Jedi]Chewbacca(30): Police Radio: We surender, Over.
Jones_Collin(3): Police Radio: *facepalm*, Over.



Basically.... Me and Juilio drove Onotroll into the water and then FBI decided to go and make a shoot-out in SAPD v FBI.... and we got f**ked over 

[Uninhibited]

games, why should I lie?

[Manoleas]

Pilot Rebecca_Black(32): hi, Over.
ATC Rebecca_Black(32): hi, Over.
Pilot Rebecca_Black(32): you alright, Over.
ATC Rebecca_Black(32): yeah you?, Over.
Pilot Rebecca_Black(32): yeah good thanks, Over.

[Dan_The_Noob]

[17:11:41] <Jordan_Collin[AF]> (28) cbalert nigga nigga nigga 100 percent niggaaaaa why you eat so much chicken aldo
[17:11:43] <Jordan_Collin[AF]> (28) f**k
[17:11:45] <Chris_Floyd> (35) lol
[17:11:49] <Shawn_Marlen> (17) Loool
[17:11:51] <[TNL]Dan_The_Noob> (25) xD
[17:11:52] <Mr.Aldo_Collin> (41) fu
[17:12:05] PM from Maria_Vireo(12): its good and u?
[17:12:07] <Mr.Aldo_Collin> (41) JORDAN
[17:12:09] <Jordan_Collin[AF]> (28) WHAT

[18:02:25] <[WS]Daniel_Bradford> (0) Who needs a passport?
[18:02:32] <James_Ayuso> (27) ,e
[18:02:33] <Kunal_Gounder> (16) ME
[18:02:33] <James_Ayuso> (27) me
[18:02:34] <7headtrum> (18) me
[18:02:35] <laza_sim> (41) me
[18:02:38] <[WS]Daniel_Bradford> (0) omg

Last one has a few funnys and its kinda long so i code it :3

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[18:17:12] Marskal_Askal(16) has joined the server from Europe
[18:17:17] <Mircea_Niko> (13) Europe?
[18:17:21] HELZACACAT(48) has joined the server from United States
[18:17:31] Jordan_Collin[AF](30) has joined the server from United States
[18:18:07] <Mircea_Niko> (13) I am just leaving SF! I am still healthy and I am still running good! Wish me luck! Now I am heading to LV!! Place bets
[18:18:09] <[Jedi]Albus> (47) This Santa hat is only in [i9]Jay_Kingston's house?
[18:18:43] <Mircea_Niko> (13) yeah
[18:19:14] [TNL]Dan_The_Noob(25) is at: Blueberry Acres, Red County
[18:19:15] <HELZACACAT> (48) hey im kind new to this
[18:19:24] <Mircea_Niko> (13) Guys I am on SF train bridge!! Almost in Bone Conty!!!
[18:19:29] <[Jedi]Albus> (47) Grovy.
[18:19:32] <Mircea_Niko> (13) Wosh me luck!
[18:19:38] <Mircea_Niko> (13) Wi*sh me luck!
[18:19:42] You are at 00 00
[18:19:44] <[Jedi]Albus> (47) I've already done that multiple times.
[18:19:45] <[TNL]Dan_The_Noob> (25) LOL
[18:19:53] <[Jedi]Albus> (47) Mind not spamming the chat. plzplz?
[18:19:54] <Bob_Karlson> (14) heyyy i have been buy MP5 and then i leave police and then i join but i dont nhave it
[18:19:56] <[TNL]Dan_The_Noob> (25) theres a relatively bright /siren at coords 0 0
[18:20:06] <HELZACACAT> (48) can any one help me
[18:20:14] James.Bond(50) was suspected by officer S1mon_Juarez(5) for stole a postal delivery
[18:20:15] <Mircea_Niko> (13) With?
[18:20:23] <James.Bond> (50) i am santa!
[18:20:26] <Marskal_Askal> (16) hey
[18:20:28] <HELZACACAT> (48) idk what to do
[18:20:30] Marskal_Askal(16) was suspected by officer [Jedi]Albus(47) for attacking an officer and ramming.
[18:20:30] <[TNL]Dan_The_Noob> (25) anybody want to play with shotguns?? (no killing, just shooting random shit)
[18:20:30] <James.Bond> (50) i didnt steal postal shit
[18:20:34] <Marskal_Askal> (16) do you know how to druve?
[18:20:40] <Mircea_Niko> (13) Ask an /admin by /pm [id] [text]
[18:20:44] <HELZACACAT> (48) yes
[18:20:50] <Watson_Collin> (53) Yo Mike
[18:20:52] Present administrators: [RPIT]JDC_Kolta(28)
[18:20:58] <Mike_Collin> (34) yo
[18:21:02] <Mircea_Niko> (13) Read also /rules
[18:21:03] Marskal_Askal was banned by [RPIT]JDC_Kolta(28) for Once upon a time, there was a minigun hacker. Guess what happened. Post Merge: September 17, 2011, 09:54:43 am[18:29:13] <[RPIT]JDC_Kolta> (28) If you're really a girl IRL, i'd advise you not to talk about showers here.
[18:29:17] PM from Grim.(40): still at Blueberry?
[18:29:21] ADVERTISEMENT: Argonath Postal Service. Handling packages for 2 hours., contact Alex_Zissou(Phone:969500)
[18:29:21] ADVERTISEMENT: Call for shipping and handling information., contact Alex_Zissou(Phone:969500)
[18:29:21] <Maria_Vireo> (12) why
[18:29:22] <[RPIT]JDC_Kolta> (28) fff
[18:29:22] <Chris_Floyd> (35) LOL
[18:29:24] <[RPIT]JDC_Kolta> (28) god
[18:29:24] <[RPIT]JDC_Kolta> (28) da
[18:29:26] FAILURE: [TGS]Ellz has escaped and is no longer wanted
[18:29:27] [TGS]nadem1(42) has joined the server from Israel
[18:29:30] James.Bond(50) is at: Market, Los Santos
[18:29:30] <[RPIT]JDC_Kolta> (28) never mind, pretend you never saw that.,