[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Janicch]

I seriously don't get the "tempban me" thing that people usually ask for. I find it really useless. Whatever.

It's kinda helpful when you need to study, but your mind's only on argonath. So, i believe that it helps.

[Uninhibited]

It's kinda helpful when you need to study, but your mind's only on argonath. So, i believe that it helps.

We are young people, we have to learn to control ourselves.

[Leroy]

We play the game. The game mustn't play us.

Back on topic anyhow 

[Leon.]

i was really tired last night but i knew i would get back on if i wasnt tempbanned... so i asked Aragorn

[05:59:30] PM to Aragorn(16): can i have 60 minute tempban?

------25 seconds later-------

[05:59:55] [Rakich], you have been banned by Aragorn for 60 request.
[05:59:55] To be unbanned please visit the unban section of our forums at www.argonathrpg.eu and place an unban request.
[05:59:55] [Rakich] was banned by Aragorn(16) for 60 request.
[05:59:55] Server closed the connection.

Oh Aragorn, you so silly :3  :roll:
Note to self : Let Aragorn re-familiarise himself with SA:MP before asking for tempban  :banana:

I think I'll just quote this for Aragorn to see in case he decides to edit it.

[Dan_The_Noob]

I think I'll just quote this for Aragorn to see in case he decides to edit it.

D;

[Antonio.]

[03:33:08] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: PUT DOWN THE GUN
[03:33:24] Squeak_Araatus(27): Police Radio: this guy looks suspicious, Over.
[03:33:34] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: oh
[03:33:37] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: dont mind little oh me
[03:33:42] Squeak_Araatus(27) drops her cellphone
[03:33:44] Antonio_Gvardia(3) says: What gun?
[03:33:46] <Roman_Collin> (22) Good point
[03:33:46] Squeak_Araatus(27) bends over to get it
[03:33:53] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: oh boy i sure could get raped now
[03:33:58] The_Prosege(47) whispers: Classic Sex Move...
[03:33:58] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: and no one would see or know
[03:34:01] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: but who
[03:34:01] Antonio_Gvardia(3) smells tuna.
*Squeak starts dancing like a stripper.
[03:34:17] David_Luciano(18) shouts: officer Squeak , how do you do that?!!
[03:34:29] Pot_Head(59) sticks penis in squeak, impregnating him
[03:34:35] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: ow
[03:34:43] Squeak_Araatus(27): Police Radio: i got raped, Over.
[03:34:46] Squeak_Araatus(27): Police Radio: black man raped me, Over.
[03:34:49] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: FREEZE
[03:34:59] You were suspected by officer Darwish_Costello(45) for raping
[03:34:59] Antonio_Gvardia(3) says: Wasnt me.
[03:35:00] Squeak_Araatus(27) shouts: I SAW YOU!!
[03:35:02] Squeak_Araatus(27) shouts: YOU RAPED ME!!
[03:35:08] Squeak_Araatus(27) shouts: I HAD TO CREAMPIE!!
[03:35:11] Antonio_Gvardia(3) points to David
[03:35:20] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: NO HES WHITE

[IronHiDe]

[03:33:08] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: PUT DOWN THE GUN
[03:33:24] Squeak_Araatus(27): Police Radio: this guy looks suspicious, Over.
[03:33:34] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: oh
[03:33:37] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: dont mind little oh me
[03:33:42] Squeak_Araatus(27) drops her cellphone
[03:33:44] Antonio_Gvardia(3) says: What gun?
[03:33:46] <Roman_Collin> (22) Good point
[03:33:46] Squeak_Araatus(27) bends over to get it
[03:33:53] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: oh boy i sure could get raped now
[03:33:58] The_Prosege(47) whispers: Classic Sex Move...
[03:33:58] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: and no one would see or know
[03:34:01] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: but who
[03:34:01] Antonio_Gvardia(3) smells tuna.
*Squeak starts dancing like a stripper.
[03:34:17] David_Luciano(18) shouts: officer Squeak , how do you do that?!!
[03:34:29] Pot_Head(59) sticks penis in squeak, impregnating him
[03:34:35] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: ow
[03:34:43] Squeak_Araatus(27): Police Radio: i got raped, Over.
[03:34:46] Squeak_Araatus(27): Police Radio: black man raped me, Over.
[03:34:49] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: FREEZE
[03:34:59] You were suspected by officer Darwish_Costello(45) for raping
[03:34:59] Antonio_Gvardia(3) says: Wasnt me.
[03:35:00] Squeak_Araatus(27) shouts: I SAW YOU!!
[03:35:02] Squeak_Araatus(27) shouts: YOU RAPED ME!!
[03:35:08] Squeak_Araatus(27) shouts: I HAD TO CREAMPIE!!
[03:35:11] Antonio_Gvardia(3) points to David
[03:35:20] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: NO HES WHITE

>> Creampie, LOL! Porn much?

[JDC]

[03:34:29] Pot_Head(59) sticks penis in squeak, impregnating him

[03:34:59] Antonio_Gvardia(3) says: Wasnt me.
[03:35:00] Squeak_Araatus(27) shouts: I SAW YOU!!
[03:35:02] Squeak_Araatus(27) shouts: YOU RAPED ME!!
[03:35:08] Squeak_Araatus(27) shouts: I HAD TO CREAMPIE!!
[03:35:11] Antonio_Gvardia(3) points to David
[03:35:20] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: NO HES WHITE

[Antonio.]

Afterwards, I shot Squeak. Then, I got rammed half way down Pershing Square, and got shot down.

[Michele_Noord]

 

[EliteTerm]

[TSG]Anna_Rose(8) put the Briefcase in the ground and opens it
[TSG]Anna_Rose(8) takes out license and passport
Judson_Felder(14) says: OH SHIT ITS A
Judson_Felder(14) says: license and passport

Poor cop thought it was gonna be a gun 

[steveday50]

I bet the briefcase got stuck in the ground and she never knew what is inside 

[Antonio.]

[23:31:14] <Antonio_Gvardia> (100) today i ate 9 kekbab pizzas
[23:31:26] <[ARFD]kebabpizza> (106) dont belive ya
[23:31:34] <Antonio_Gvardia> (100) LoL
[23:31:38] <Sandisk.> (67) LoL

I really didn't know he was online.

[Norrage]

Kevin.: (65) Sup KevinTheGay
KevinTheGay: (69) nothing much, being gay
David_Marlen: (53) o.O
[TCL]Twenty: (57) lol


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[Dan_The_Noob]

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