[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Salmonella]

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[TCL]Jane: (113) LOL

That must be old - He's banned

[Mashgash]

[23:35:52] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Wayne_Carter(16):{FFFFFF} What does IDK means?
[23:35:58] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Vegas_Corleone(31):{FFFFFF} I don't know
[23:35:59] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] [Rstar]HellKnight(22):{FFFFFF} I don't know
[23:36:06] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Wayne_Carter(16):{FFFFFF} OMG does any1 knoe??

 

[Squeak]

[23:31:14] <Antonio_Gvardia> (100) today i ate 9 kekbab pizzas
[23:31:26] <[ARFD]kebabpizza> (106) dont belive ya
[23:31:34] <Antonio_Gvardia> (100) LoL
[23:31:38] <Sandisk.> (67) LoL

I really didn't know he was online.

it's not funny when you post your own :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

[Dan_The_Noob]

it's not funny when you post your own :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

if it contains "LoL" spam, its funny
own or not

[saberman]

[23:35:52] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Wayne_Carter(16):{FFFFFF} What does IDK means?
[23:35:58] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Vegas_Corleone(31):{FFFFFF} I don't know
[23:35:59] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] [Rstar]HellKnight(22):{FFFFFF} I don't know
[23:36:06] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Wayne_Carter(16):{FFFFFF} OMG does any1 knoe??

 

[23:31:14] <Antonio_Gvardia> (100) today i ate 9 kekbab pizzas
[23:31:26] <[ARFD]kebabpizza> (106) dont belive ya
[23:31:34] <Antonio_Gvardia> (100) LoL
[23:31:38] <Sandisk.> (67) LoL

I really didn't know he was online.

[Michele_Noord]

[23:35:52] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Wayne_Carter(16):{FFFFFF} What does IDK means?
[23:35:58] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Vegas_Corleone(31):{FFFFFF} I don't know
[23:35:59] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] [Rstar]HellKnight(22):{FFFFFF} I don't know
[23:36:06] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Wayne_Carter(16):{FFFFFF} OMG does any1 knoe??

 

 

[Gregersen]

[23:35:52] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Wayne_Carter(16):{FFFFFF} What does IDK means?
[23:35:58] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Vegas_Corleone(31):{FFFFFF} I don't know
[23:35:59] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] [Rstar]HellKnight(22):{FFFFFF} I don't know
[23:36:06] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Wayne_Carter(16):{FFFFFF} OMG does any1 knoe??

 

LOL 

[EliteTerm]

[23:35:52] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Wayne_Carter(16):{FFFFFF} What does IDK means?
[23:35:58] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Vegas_Corleone(31):{FFFFFF} I don't know
[23:35:59] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] [Rstar]HellKnight(22):{FFFFFF} I don't know
[23:36:06] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Wayne_Carter(16):{FFFFFF} OMG does any1 knoe??

 

Now that's funny. Reminded me of this back on MTA:VC:

+PzP+9r2e5i0: what if ffs??
+PzP+9r2e5i0: *is
GaF: for f**k sakes
+PzP+9r2e5i0: oh..

(30s l8er)

+PzP+9r2e5i0: ffs im hungry
GaF: Fast Food Service your hungry?
 

 

[Mikal]

Someone post something thats actually funny.... 

[Dan_The_Noob]

Someone post something thats actually funny.... 

[00:47:48] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Lovro_Greco(5):{FFFFFF} Max speed of Phoenix?

[00:47:54] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] [Rakich](50):{FFFFFF} 173

[Kostich]

[15:22:44] John_Tattaglia(49) says: Hello
[15:22:50] =AV=Janek(99) says: Meat or vegetable soup?
[15:22:59] John_Tattaglia(49) says: Whatever sir i am starving
[15:23:09] =AV=Janek(99) takes a bowl and spoon
[15:23:13] =AV=Janek(99) says: Here
[15:23:23] =AV=Janek(99) takes a big spoon of it and puts it in the bowl
[15:23:33] =AV=Janek(99) says: Want some bread too?
[15:23:38] John_Tattaglia(49) says: Yeah sure
[15:23:41] =AV=Janek(99) takes the bowl
[15:24:01] =AV=Janek(99) gives him the bread
[15:24:14] John_Tattaglia(49) gets the bread
[15:24:46] =AV=Janek(99) says: Meat or vegetable?
[15:24:46] John_Tattaglia(49) eats some of the soup with bread
[15:24:51] Kris_Sanders(32) says: Meat.
[15:25:05] =AV=Janek(99) takes a bowl and soup
[15:25:08] =AV=Janek(99) says: spoon*
[15:25:11] =AV=Janek(99) hands it to the biker man
[15:25:16] Kris_Sanders(32) takes it.
[15:25:24] Kris_Sanders(32) whispers: Also Father, do you have conffession hours?
[15:25:32] =AV=Janek(99) takes the bread and gives it to him
[15:25:33] John_Tattaglia(49) eats some more soup with bread
[15:25:40] =AV=Janek(99) says: Whenever you like
[15:26:59] John_Tattaglia(49) eats some more soup with bread
[15:27:13] Kris_Sanders(32) waits for John to leave so he does his confession.
[15:27:18] John_Tattaglia(49) finishes his soup
[15:27:31] John_Tattaglia(49) puts the soap on the "Table"
[15:27:38] John_Tattaglia(49) says: OMG SOAP)????))
[15:27:38] Soap? (Kris_Sanders(32))
 Umm soap? :d

[Mark_DeCaval]

After like 3-4 server crashes in role:

Marcu_hudson i'm not gonna say who i'm quoting now, but someone said server is now in most stable times of all
FDGod0204 WHY RESTART SERVER ALL THE TIME !?!?
[Rstar]Louis Very funny marcus.


-Edited out screenshot

-battle

[Jack White]

After like 3-4 server crashes in role:

Very funny Marcus.
In fact it was. My comment is http://trommelyd.no/

[Josh_White]

Lol 

[Ben.]

That's the last time I sit in with another civilian and a cop...the civilian accidently runs the cop over, and the cop moans all the way to the hospital 

Just before the photo:
Tom_holden Hmm, or pizza
Tom holden pIzza
Jared_Boyd im gonne die u ned to help me
Tom_holden i was a cop in enother life, don't worry
Tom_holden grins
Jared_Boyed and stop speedin i am a police officer u kno
Tom_holden Oh yeah, sorry... thought your're dying in my car!
Jared_Boyd: I need to go to hospital!
Tom_Holden: Or you could get some pizza...
BenThePenguin: Nom pizza!
Jared_Boyd: Can we go to the hospital now?
<rRest of chatlog on screenshot above>

The bit about speeding had me creasing 


-removed picture and typed out the log

-edited battle