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Offline Dutchy

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Reply #3855 on: February 08, 2012, 04:15:52 pm
Quote from: Devin on February 08, 2012, 09:23:41 am
[23:53:29] ADVERTISEMENT: /h chat spam much?{FF9900}, contact Alexandru_Stoica(Phone:902478)
[23:53:38] Alexandru_Stoica(75) was warned by [WS]Mash(99) for /ad abuse much?.
[23:53:39] Alexandru_Stoica(75) was warned by [WS]Reece(96) for /ad abuse much?.

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Reply #3856 on: February 11, 2012, 08:08:53 am
Just happened:

PM from Pawned (7): I can't send weed to id 21
Stats: Weed 0
PM to Pawned (7) : That's because you don't have weed
PM from Pawned (7) : Oh damn right :S

Guess who's next? And yes that is my homeland so prepare to die you orc!

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Reply #3857 on: February 11, 2012, 11:43:22 am
I dont know it funny or not just wanna share with you guy :S


[18:31:24] Jarda_Hlozek(28) says: 1 left or not?
[18:31:25] Michel_Marques(45) is inside  Gvardia Corporation, Queens, San Fierro
[18:31:26] Cester_Collin(71) says: yes
[18:31:27] Acika_Luciano(23) says: 1.
[18:31:29] Cester_Collin(71) says: wait here
[18:31:31] Crime of Michel_Marques(45) [1]: suspected by officer Acika_Luciano(23) for aiding
[18:31:35] Jarda_Hlozek(28) says: ROger
[18:31:41] Acika_Luciano(23) says: Lets rush him.
[18:31:42] Cester_Collin(71) says: good
[18:31:44] Cester_Collin(71) says: pro come
[18:31:46] Cester_Collin(71) says: no man
[18:31:48] ProRules(39) says: is it c4?
[18:31:49] Cester_Collin(71) says: hmm
[18:31:52] Acika_Luciano(23) says: Lets rush him.
[18:31:56] Cester_Collin(71) says: okay 3 will go in
[18:31:59] ProRules(39) says: only 1 guy?
[18:32:00] Cester_Collin(71) says: hmm
[18:32:03] Cester_Collin(71) says: jarda stay out okay?
[18:32:08] Cester_Collin(71) says: yes armed
[18:32:08] ProRules(39) says: ok
[18:32:09] Jarda_Hlozek(28) says: Roger
[18:32:13] Cester_Collin(71) says: guy
[18:32:15] Cester_Collin(71) says: prepare
[18:32:19] Cester_Collin(71) says: once you spawn
[18:32:22] Cester_Collin(71) says: jump to left or right
[18:32:26] Cester_Collin(71) says: 3
[18:32:27] Cester_Collin(71) says: 2
[18:32:29] Cester_Collin(71) says: 1
[18:32:30] You are now kicked for flooding
[18:32:30] Cester_Collin (71) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
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Reply #3858 on: February 11, 2012, 02:04:19 pm
Quote from: Jaaskaa on February 11, 2012, 08:08:53 am
Just happened:

PM from Pawned (7): I can't send weed to id 21
Stats: Weed 0
PM to Pawned (7) : That's because you don't have weed
PM from Pawned (7) : Oh damn right :S

lol'd


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Reply #3859 on: February 11, 2012, 05:39:45 pm
Quote from: games727 on February 11, 2012, 11:43:22 am
I dont know it funny or not just wanna share with you guy :S


[18:31:24] Jarda_Hlozek(28) says: 1 left or not?
[18:31:25] Michel_Marques(45) is inside  Gvardia Corporation, Queens, San Fierro
[18:31:26] Cester_Collin(71) says: yes
[18:31:27] Acika_Luciano(23) says: 1.
[18:31:29] Cester_Collin(71) says: wait here
[18:31:31] Crime of Michel_Marques(45) [1]: suspected by officer Acika_Luciano(23) for aiding
[18:31:35] Jarda_Hlozek(28) says: ROger
[18:31:41] Acika_Luciano(23) says: Lets rush him.
[18:31:42] Cester_Collin(71) says: good
[18:31:44] Cester_Collin(71) says: pro come
[18:31:46] Cester_Collin(71) says: no man
[18:31:48] ProRules(39) says: is it c4?
[18:31:49] Cester_Collin(71) says: hmm
[18:31:52] Acika_Luciano(23) says: Lets rush him.
[18:31:56] Cester_Collin(71) says: okay 3 will go in
[18:31:59] ProRules(39) says: only 1 guy?
[18:32:00] Cester_Collin(71) says: hmm
[18:32:03] Cester_Collin(71) says: jarda stay out okay?
[18:32:08] Cester_Collin(71) says: yes armed
[18:32:08] ProRules(39) says: ok
[18:32:09] Jarda_Hlozek(28) says: Roger
[18:32:13] Cester_Collin(71) says: guy
[18:32:15] Cester_Collin(71) says: prepare
[18:32:19] Cester_Collin(71) says: once you spawn
[18:32:22] Cester_Collin(71) says: jump to left or right
[18:32:26] Cester_Collin(71) says: 3
[18:32:27] Cester_Collin(71) says: 2
[18:32:29] Cester_Collin(71) says: 1
[18:32:30] You are now kicked for flooding
[18:32:30] Cester_Collin (71) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
[18:32:30] Server closed the connection.
Nice fail..


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Reply #3860 on: February 11, 2012, 07:02:15 pm
Jerome was repeating my PM's. Unfortunately, in the best time when i wanted to declare myself AWESOME, he trolled me.

PM to Jerome_Froyan(8): What do you need?
PM from Jerome_Froyan(8): What do you need?
PM to Jerome_Froyan(8): Why you repeating the same?
PM from Jerome_Froyan(8): Why you repeating the same?
PM to Jerome_Froyan(8): f**k you nigga.
PM from Jerome_Froyan(8): f**k you nigga.
PM to Jerome_Froyan(8): You're awesome.
PM from Jerome_Froyan(8): I'm awesome.
PM to Jerome_Froyan(8): FUKE UUUUUUU
PM from Jerome_Froyan(8): I got you.



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Reply #3861 on: February 11, 2012, 07:10:26 pm
Quote from: SVKRenz0 on February 11, 2012, 07:02:15 pm
Jerome was repeating my PM's. Unfortunately, in the best time when i wanted to declare myself AWESOME, he trolled me.

PM to Jerome_Froyan(8): What do you need?
PM from Jerome_Froyan(8): What do you need?
PM to Jerome_Froyan(8): Why you repeating the same?
PM from Jerome_Froyan(8): Why you repeating the same?
PM to Jerome_Froyan(8): f**k you nigga.
PM from Jerome_Froyan(8): f**k you nigga.
PM to Jerome_Froyan(8): You're awesome.
PM from Jerome_Froyan(8): I'm awesome.
PM to Jerome_Froyan(8): FUKE UUUUUUU
PM from Jerome_Froyan(8): I got you.

 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:


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Reply #3862 on: February 11, 2012, 07:45:35 pm
PM from Philip_Ancelotti(93): stuck in jcs's ring, tp out pls?


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Reply #3863 on: February 11, 2012, 07:48:55 pm
Quote from: Ted on February 11, 2012, 07:45:35 pm
PM from Philip_Ancelotti(93): stuck in jcs's ring, tp out pls?

I've been waiting for you to post this one. :lol:


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Reply #3864 on: February 11, 2012, 08:40:07 pm
Quote from: Ted on February 11, 2012, 07:45:35 pm
PM from Philip_Ancelotti(93): stuck in jcs's ring, tp out pls?
lol'd


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Reply #3865 on: February 12, 2012, 01:00:17 am
Quote from: Ted on February 11, 2012, 07:45:35 pm
PM from Philip_Ancelotti(93): stuck in jcs's ring, tp out pls?
Terrific  :lol:


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Reply #3866 on: February 12, 2012, 09:56:17 am
Quote from: Ted on February 11, 2012, 07:45:35 pm
PM from Philip_Ancelotti(93): stuck in jcs's ring, tp out pls?

I dont get the funny part :/


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Reply #3867 on: February 14, 2012, 12:43:38 am
[15:38:00] StatuZ(38): Emergency Radio: I hit a deer not too long ago. I knew it was a good idea to stuff it in the back seat, Over.


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Reply #3868 on: February 14, 2012, 12:56:02 am
Quote from: Xephos. on February 14, 2012, 12:43:38 am
[15:38:00] StatuZ(38): Emergency Radio: I hit a deer not too long ago. I knew it was a good idea to stuff it in the back seat, Over.
[00:36:20] [HG]smashed390(16): Emergency Radio: Heavy fires, Need police for roadblock and ems., Over.
[00:36:32] [Rstar]Jcstodds(3): Emergency Radio: Sheriff here, where is the fire?, Over.
[00:36:42] [BCSD]Ross_Dykes(8): Emergency Radio: where in flint county is  the fire , Over.
[00:36:42] [HG]smashed390(16): Emergency Radio: Flint County. The tunnel to SF, Over.
[00:36:49] [Rstar]Jcstodds(3): Emergency Radio: SAVE THE COUNTRYSIDE!, Over.
[00:36:55] StatuZ(38): Emergency Radio: U38 enroute to flint tunnel. Sherrif, wich side will you take, Over.
[00:37:13] Roy_Blackwater(26): Emergency Radio: EMS support standing by., Over.
[00:37:15] [Rstar]Jcstodds(3): Emergency Radio: I will drive through the side with the most fire, Over.
[00:37:41] [Rstar]Jcstodds(3): Emergency Radio: Bringing some steak to cook , Over.
[00:37:57] StatuZ(38): Emergency Radio: I hit a deer not too long ago. I knew it was a good idea to stuff it in the back seat, Over.
[00:38:07] [Rstar]Jcstodds(3): Emergency Radio: BBQ time!, Over.

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Reply #3869 on: February 14, 2012, 07:47:30 am
Quote from: StatuZ on February 14, 2012, 12:56:02 am
[00:36:20] [HG]smashed390(16): Emergency Radio: Heavy fires, Need police for roadblock and ems., Over.
[00:36:32] [Rstar]Jcstodds(3): Emergency Radio: Sheriff here, where is the fire?, Over.
[00:36:42] [BCSD]Ross_Dykes(8): Emergency Radio: where in flint county is  the fire , Over.
[00:36:42] [HG]smashed390(16): Emergency Radio: Flint County. The tunnel to SF, Over.
[00:36:49] [Rstar]Jcstodds(3): Emergency Radio: SAVE THE COUNTRYSIDE!, Over.
[00:36:55] StatuZ(38): Emergency Radio: U38 enroute to flint tunnel. Sherrif, wich side will you take, Over.
[00:37:13] Roy_Blackwater(26): Emergency Radio: EMS support standing by., Over.
[00:37:15] [Rstar]Jcstodds(3): Emergency Radio: I will drive through the side with the most fire, Over.
[00:37:41] [Rstar]Jcstodds(3): Emergency Radio: Bringing some steak to cook , Over.
[00:37:57] StatuZ(38): Emergency Radio: I hit a deer not too long ago. I knew it was a good idea to stuff it in the back seat, Over.
[00:38:07] [Rstar]Jcstodds(3): Emergency Radio: BBQ time!, Over.

:lol:

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