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Offline [Rstar]Peter

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Reply #3945 on: March 22, 2012, 01:47:54 pm
Paul_Caultson(xx): It's 45:45PM now.
[WS]Pixy(xx): Since when did we have a 48 hour day? O_o
Paul_Caultson(xx): I meant to write 45:45pm.
Paul_Caultson(xx): Oh my lord...
Paul_Caultson(xx): 4.45pm.

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Reply #3946 on: March 22, 2012, 11:15:16 pm
Paul_Caultson(xx): It's 45:45PM now.
[WS]Pixy(xx): Since when did we have a 48 hour day? O_o
Paul_Caultson(xx): I meant to write 45:45pm.
Paul_Caultson(xx): Oh my lord...
Paul_Caultson(xx): 4.45pm.

Lol, nice one :lol:



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Reply #3947 on: March 22, 2012, 11:39:34 pm
CaptainCrazy(ID:118) was reported by Doggie_4Life(ID:139) for pm 117 is carjacking

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Reply #3948 on: March 23, 2012, 07:11:59 am
CaptainCrazy(ID:118) was reported by Doggie_4Life(ID:139) for pm 117 is carjacking

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/report is something far from different to /pm

I remember nearly reporting several friends because of this mistype.



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Reply #3949 on: March 23, 2012, 03:21:05 pm
/report is something far from different to /pm

I remember nearly reporting several friends because of this mistype.
Same



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Reply #3950 on: March 23, 2012, 05:06:29 pm
Paul_Caultson(xx): It's 45:45PM now.
[WS]Pixy(xx): Since when did we have a 48 hour day? O_o
Paul_Caultson(xx): I meant to write 45:45pm.
Paul_Caultson(xx): Oh my lord...
Paul_Caultson(xx): 4.45pm.

Since a few million years into the future when Earths rotation slows, mmmmkay.

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Reply #3951 on: March 23, 2012, 07:19:15 pm
[19:14:07] ------------------------------ IMPORTANT INFORMATION ------------------------------

[19:14:07] ATTENTION: Lottery draw #5854 has started. The chosen number will be random.

[19:14:07] ATTENTION: Today the winning number is 25.

[19:14:09] Sorry, but you did not win the lottery this time.

[19:14:09] Lottery News: The jackpot has been raised to $98136.

[19:14:09] ---------------------------------- ------------------------------------


[19:14:16] <Christopher_Corleone> (74) DAMMIT I VOTED FOR 21

[19:14:22] ------------------------------ IMPORTANT INFORMATION ------------------------------

[19:14:22] ATTENTION: Lottery draw #5855 has started. The chosen number will be random.

[19:14:22] ATTENTION: Today the winning number is 21.

[19:14:24] Lottery News: Donald_SopranoT has won the jackpot of $98136.

[19:14:24] Sorry, but you did not win the lottery this time.

[19:14:25] The new jackpot has been started with $19470.

[19:14:25] ---------------------------------- ------------------------------------


[19:14:31] <Sarah_Ancelotti> (4) LMAo

[19:14:31] <Christopher_Corleone> (74) WTF

[19:14:38] <Christopher_Corleone> (74) what lukc...

[19:14:40] <Cyril_Olaso> (110) Hahaha Christopher

[19:14:45] <Maxwell_Bittencourt> (132) christopher, you're a unlucky guy

[19:14:50] <Christopher_Corleone> (74) i didnt have enough cash to buy 21



Bad luck Christopher  :lol:




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Reply #3952 on: March 23, 2012, 07:34:56 pm
god damnit i've bought 25 for years

and the day it comes out im not online



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Reply #3953 on: March 23, 2012, 07:40:42 pm
I used 25 for months but few weeks ago i changed the number because it pissed me off. :D

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Reply #3954 on: March 23, 2012, 07:51:33 pm
I remember a lotto spree where it first was 25, then 27.. Guess what number I always choose..


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Reply #3955 on: March 23, 2012, 08:34:33 pm
I remember a lotto spree where it first was 25, then 27.. Guess what number I always choose..
26?  :rofl:

I won a 2.2mil lotto with 23... I was choosing 23 for some months so I had to be lucky one day eh?  :D



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Reply #3956 on: March 23, 2012, 09:28:52 pm
26?  :rofl:

I won a 2.2mil lotto with 23... I was choosing 23 for some months so I had to be lucky one day eh?  :D

I won 2.6 mil with 26 once.


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Reply #3957 on: March 23, 2012, 11:56:26 pm
/lotto random FTW!  :D

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Reply #3958 on: March 25, 2012, 02:22:49 pm
I remember winning a $666,666 lotto. The lotto is evil, everyone!

The most important part is interacting with others and meeting people from around the world.

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Reply #3959 on: March 25, 2012, 05:35:27 pm
You have just received a special reward of $333333!
You have just received a special reward of $333333!

There we go, $666666



 


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