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Offline Stefanrsb

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Reply #3975 on: April 07, 2012, 09:51:32 pm
Quote from: Krueger on April 07, 2012, 09:31:33 pm
Bucharest.
Was about to say Belgrade - FU


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Reply #3976 on: April 07, 2012, 10:49:24 pm


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Reply #3977 on: April 08, 2012, 07:03:47 pm
[21:00:21] KhornateMonkey(99): Police Radio: DO NOT shoot or KILL 75, he's an Informant, Over.
[21:00:21] KhornateMonkey(99): Police Radio: DO NOT shoot or KILL 75, he's an Informant, Over.
[21:00:21] KhornateMonkey(99): Police Radio: DO NOT shoot or KILL 75, he's an Informant, Over.
[21:00:23] Lovro(35): Police Radio: Can i kill id 75 ?, Over.


This guy is my hero.


Offline Mashgash

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Reply #3978 on: April 09, 2012, 04:31:19 am
Quote from: StanTheMan on April 08, 2012, 07:03:47 pm
[21:00:21] KhornateMonkey(99): Police Radio: DO NOT shoot or KILL 75, he's an Informant, Over.
[21:00:21] KhornateMonkey(99): Police Radio: DO NOT shoot or KILL 75, he's an Informant, Over.
[21:00:21] KhornateMonkey(99): Police Radio: DO NOT shoot or KILL 75, he's an Informant, Over.
[21:00:23] Lovro(35): Police Radio: Can i kill id 75 ?, Over.


This guy is my hero.
Haha, exactly my humour :lol:


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Reply #3979 on: April 10, 2012, 04:02:47 pm
Quote from: Mikal on April 04, 2012, 08:03:08 pm
I was just jailed by Mongo for 75 seconds, (the 5 seconds were Mongos tax to me) and look what happend! :D


Mongo(62) gives Mikal a sheep (I'm Welsh :P)
Mongo(62) says: have fun
[AAF]Mikal(119) says: You....... English person!
Mongo(62) says: wtf
Mongo(62) says: no flaming <----------------- LOL!  :lol:
Horrible insult man... :(

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Reply #3980 on: April 10, 2012, 05:21:41 pm
Quote from: StanTheMan on April 08, 2012, 07:03:47 pm
[21:00:21] KhornateMonkey(99): Police Radio: DO NOT shoot or KILL 75, he's an Informant, Over.
[21:00:21] KhornateMonkey(99): Police Radio: DO NOT shoot or KILL 75, he's an Informant, Over.
[21:00:21] KhornateMonkey(99): Police Radio: DO NOT shoot or KILL 75, he's an Informant, Over.
[21:00:23] Lovro(35): Police Radio: Can i kill id 75 ?, Over.


This guy is my hero.

 :rofl:

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Offline Mikal

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Reply #3981 on: April 10, 2012, 05:50:56 pm

DENIED

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Reply #3982 on: April 10, 2012, 10:04:26 pm
*Plam dies*

[20:49:17] Admin Plam_Knight(74): How did I die exactly ?
[20:49:17] Admin Cyril_Olaso(29): Unknown reason
[20:49:17] Admin Plam_Knight(74): I was /spectating and boom dead
[20:49:18] Admin Cyril_Olaso(29): bug :p
[20:49:18] Admin TeaM_Shejken(139): bug
[20:49:23] Admin Murt(17): Yeah Plam, bug.
[20:49:32] Admin Chris_Knight(13): lost his bug virginity :D


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Reply #3983 on: April 10, 2012, 10:53:22 pm
Quote from: Murt on April 10, 2012, 10:04:26 pm
[20:49:32] Admin Chris_Knight(13): lost his bug virginity :D
Pwned!!  :lol:


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Reply #3984 on: April 12, 2012, 07:45:54 am
Argonath RPG, where you can get raped by bugs. :lol:

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Reply #3985 on: April 12, 2012, 09:24:20 am


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Reply #3986 on: April 12, 2012, 02:03:52 pm
Quote from: joedaman633 on April 12, 2012, 09:24:20 am
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Oh I see, you English!

Lifelesser was banned by [WS]Mash(6) for Big pants you've to carry those 132 nightsticks. Weapon hacks.  :lol:

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Reply #3987 on: April 12, 2012, 09:28:58 pm
Quote from: JDCdesigns on April 12, 2012, 07:45:54 am
Argonath RPG, where you can get raped by bugs. :lol:
Insectophiles ?

fuck this world.


Offline Stefanrsb

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Reply #3988 on: April 12, 2012, 09:35:44 pm
Quote from: Mikal on April 12, 2012, 02:03:52 pm
Lifelesser was banned by [WS]Mash(6) for Big pants you've to carry those 132 nightsticks. Weapon hacks.  :lol:
Lol.


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Reply #3989 on: April 13, 2012, 11:22:40 pm
Abdallah_Two(35) was warned by Alonso_Corleone(2) for You
Abdallah_Two(35) was warned by [MA]Gregerson(55) for Are
Abdallah_Two(35) was banned by [WS]Mash(43) for Airbreaking

Even though I don't like to post my own things but I laughed so damn hard when we came up with this :lol:


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