[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[kun4L]

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Welcome to India Elite  

[Morgan_Rose]

In response to Mash..

That's called useful teamwork!

[Mashgash]

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Haha, nice one

[JDC]

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Some Argonath meeting IRL.

[Mikal]

Some Argonath meeting IRL.

They were meeting to make a plan on how to get rid of you!

[Gregersen]

Just to be fair, and let people know the truth, this Abdallah guy was hacking, and there was only moderators online, so I chose to kick him.. He returned.. and I kicked him.. thats how it went on for 7 times or so, until I ajailed him... he airbroke away.. so I kicked him for the reason below.. Jcstodss could take him as an illegal immigrant..

Abdallah_Two was kicked by [MA]Gregersen(55) for Wish Jcstodds could abuse you.

Abdallah_Two(35) was warned by Alonso_Corleone(2) for You
Abdallah_Two(35) was warned by [MA]Gregerson(55) for Are
Abdallah_Two(35) was banned by [WS]Mash(43) for Airbreaking

Even though I don't like to post my own things but I laughed so damn hard when we came up with this

[Mikal]

Just to be fair, and let people know the truth, this Abdallah guy was hacking, and there was only moderators online, so I chose to kick him.. He returned.. and I kicked him.. thats how it went on for 7 times or so, until I ajailed him... he airbroke away.. so I kicked him for the reason below.. Jcstodss could take him as an illegal immigrant..

Was he the guy that got a jailed by admins, then admins invited everyone to an event at KAAC military fuels which ended up in like 8 players attacking him with guns through the jail area? 

[Gregersen]

No, Mikal, it wasnt
PM to AaronKillz(39): bru, i think they wanna kidnap me, stay! :P
AaronKillz(39) shouts: Kill that officer!!!
PM to AaronKillz(39): so much for that help....

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Server informs that DellStorm might have hacked 1 flower...
Admin [Rstar]DellStorm(32): a flower umad server?
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I told Murt that he had five seconds to leave the server, or he'd be banned
Admin Murt(6): bye then
Admin [MA]Gregersen(82): thought so
Error: target player not connected
Admin [MA]Gregersen(82) the f**k, murt left
Murt(80) has joined the server from Sweden

Spectating a guy we caught banevading.......
Murt(17) says: Hello mr banevader, I know you banevade and use hacks all the time
Murt(17) says: can you stop please and ask for an unban over the forum?
tyronemaster(66) says: ok
Murt(17) says: The thing is you just waste our time
tyronemaster(66) says: fuck u murt
Murt(17) says: Why don't you wanna be unbanned and play legit on our server?
Spectating then stopped.....
The target player has left the server
Murt got pwned for the win, when he could've banned the dude :P
PM from Scorpion0204(27): i'll just take u :S
PM from Scorpion0204(27): lol its free :/
PM to Scorpion0204(27): whats free? D:
PM from Scorpion0204(27): i am
PM to Scorpion0204(27): hmm.. ur cheap.. very cheap
[WS]Mash:(30) you're very, very close to a tempban
Taik_Bellerd:(41) why
[WS]Mash:(30) Either you read our rules and obey them
Taik_Bellerd: (41) where does the rules say I cant be gay

[Krueger]

Taik_Bellerd: (41) where does the rules say I cant be gay

:gd:

[StanTheMan]

*Medic appears with his ambulance*

[17:39:44] ***[2132] [TCL]Naz_Oakwood(79): Oh god.
[17:39:51] ***[2132] [TCL]Naz_Oakwood(79): "HEAL" ?!
[17:39:51] ***[2132] Quenton_Stanfield(58): HEAL?! :P
[17:39:51] Morris_Darnell(118) says: heal?


Oh god WHY ?!

[Aaron.]

*Medic appears with his ambulance*

[17:39:44] ***[2132] [TCL]Naz_Oakwood(79): Oh god.
[17:39:51] ***[2132] [TCL]Naz_Oakwood(79): "HEAL" ?!
[17:39:51] ***[2132] Quenton_Stanfield(58): HEAL?! :P
[17:39:51] Morris_Darnell(118) says: heal?


Oh god WHY ?!

Hahaha, its me, Quenton 

[Stefanrsb]

Was he the guy that got a jailed by admins, then admins invited everyone to an event at KAAC military fuels which ended up in like 8 players attacking him with guns through the jail area? 

No, that player was: 'I'mSorry...Bitch' - I killed him two times >imlying I killed Mash 2 times also 

[Ted]

[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: FBI to SAPD, Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: SAPD, Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: Not you, god., Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: FBI to SAPD., Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: ah come on!, Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: *different voice* SAPD here, Over.
Andrew_Collin(5): Police Radio: SAPD here, go ahead, Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: Hello, can I have a high ranked at Downtown-market to north road please?, Over.
Andrew_Collin(5): Police Radio: One moment operator, Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: Some of your units are under influience of drugs., Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: *different voice* sure thing!, Over.

[Mikal]

[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: FBI to SAPD, Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: SAPD, Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: Not you, god., Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: FBI to SAPD., Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: ah come on!, Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: *different voice* SAPD here, Over.
Andrew_Collin(5): Police Radio: SAPD here, go ahead, Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: Hello, can I have a high ranked at Downtown-market to north road please?, Over.
Andrew_Collin(5): Police Radio: One moment operator, Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: Some of your units are under influience of drugs., Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: *different voice* sure thing!, Over.

Bad cops, bad! 

[=AV=Craft]

[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: FBI to SAPD, Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: SAPD, Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: Not you, god., Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: FBI to SAPD., Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: ah come on!, Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: *different voice* SAPD here, Over.
Andrew_Collin(5): Police Radio: SAPD here, go ahead, Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: Hello, can I have a high ranked at Downtown-market to north road please?, Over.
Andrew_Collin(5): Police Radio: One moment operator, Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: Some of your units are under influience of drugs., Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: *different voice* sure thing!, Over.

Haha pepper does know his role-play