[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Mircea_Niko]

[20:11:48] ***[WS:CB] Tom_Adams(44): ---->Duel's ass
[20:12:04] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Michelle_N(1): duel doedsn't got a ass
[20:12:04] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Michelle_N(1): an*
[20:12:04] ***[WS:CB] Tom_Adams(44): what then ?
[20:12:16] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Duel(66): thx
[20:12:16] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Duel(66): >you raped it
[20:12:20] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Michelle_N(1): he got nothing
[20:12:20] ***[WS:CB] Mark_McDane.Jr(14): Already hate it..
[20:12:28] ***[WS:CB] Tom_Adams(44): how is he walking then
[20:12:33] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Duel(66): >legs
[20:12:38] ***[WS:CB] Tom_Adams(44): -_-
[20:12:43] ***[WS:CB] Mark_McDane.Jr(14): 2 hands.
[20:12:49] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Michelle_N(1): tom
[20:12:51] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Michelle_N(1): LOL
[20:12:51] ***[WS:CB] Tom_Adams(44): inb4 walking on head
[20:12:56] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Duel(66): >tom
[20:13:03] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Michelle_N(1): i dont want to know how you wakl but you dont walk on your ass
[20:13:15] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Duel(66): LOL
[20:13:15] ***[WS:CB] Mark_McDane.Jr(14): inb4 --> 9gag --> no humor newb.
[20:13:18] ***[WS:CB] Tom_Adams(44): well, your legs are somehow stuck in your ass
[20:13:24] ***[WS:CB] Tom_Adams(44): or w/e :D
[20:13:30] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Michelle_N(1): LOOOOOOOL
[20:13:35] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Duel(66): LOOOOOOL
[20:13:36] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Michelle_N(1): i dont want to know how you are built
[20:13:47] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Duel(66): im LOL Irl
[20:13:50] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Michelle_N(1): but thats not so good if your legs are stuck on your ass
[20:13:51] ***[WS:CB] Tom_Adams(44): im built like every normal person but my english about biology sucks
[20:13:52] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Michelle_N(1): SAME LOLl

Tom, LOL that moment was flipping hilarious! 

   Cannot understand very much of this discussion... but some phrases are LOL! I just spitted my juice on my screen while I was reading and drinking at the same time!

[Stefanrsb]

LOL

[Krueger]

LOL

yeah, post-hunting. Problem?

[Exterminator]

LOL

yeah, post-hunting. Problem?

Fixed yo post for ya

[Krueger]

Fixed yo post for ya

Thanks, I did not really know how to fix that. I love you bro' 

[TiMoN]

<Dr.Jarome_Gvardia> (0)  /crime 6 xDDDDDD

Crime of TeaM_Francis(6) [2]: suspected by officer Grant_Kolta(21) for Eating cops

Cops Hungry Guy

[Mircea_Niko]

Me, Padres, Roske and Nim were talking about some promotions/demontions at **** *********** **************:

[AAF]Padres: Okay. And now. A promotion.
[MA]Roske_Rosso looks at Mircea.
[AAF]Mircea_Niko looks behind.
[AAF]Padres: Because he can do alot for ***, but he can't prove it.
[MA]Roske_Rosso grins at Mircea.
[AAF]Mircea_Niko looks behind again.
[AAF]Padres: He will be promoted to Special Agent!
[AAF]Mircea_Niko coughs and says: What?
[AAF]Mircea_Niko chuckles, then laughs and doesn't know why.
[AAF]Padres: When he will be ready!
* I was like - WTF?!?!?! *
[MA]Roske_Rosso looks evily at Padres.
[MA]Roske_Rosso thinks to slice Padres up.
* Then, I shot! I had my Deagle in hand! I shot Padres! He died! I was like - LMFAO! WTF?!??!. Then I was like: Too late Roske! )))))))))))))) But I didn't want to shoot him! Seriously! It was a mistake! *
[MAt]Nim: Well, what now?
[MA]Roske_Rosso: Well, I'm hungry.
[AAF]Mircea_Niko: It's a clucking bell shop nearby.
[MA]Roske_Rosso: Why? We have Padres to eat.
[MA]Roske_Rosso starts to eat chunks of meat.
* at that moment, Nim didn't know what to think about Roske.. me neither.. *
[MA]Roske_Rosso: What are you looking at??
* then I spitted the juice I was drinking on the screen... *
[AAF]Mircea_Niko: Nim? Welcome to ***!
* I think Nim was fucking scared, when he saw his boss is cannibal... *

   *MORE COMMING SOON*

[Krueger]

Me, Padres, Roske and Nim were talking about some promotions/demontions at **** *********** **************:

[AAF]Padres: Okay. And now. A promotion.
[MA]Roske_Rosso looks at Mircea.
[AAF]Mircea_Niko looks behind.
[AAF]Padres: Because he can do alot for ***, but he can't prove it.
[MA]Roske_Rosso grins at Mircea.
[AAF]Mircea_Niko looks behind again.
[AAF]Padres: He will be promoted to Special Agent!
[AAF]Mircea_Niko coughs and says: What?
[AAF]Mircea_Niko chuckles, then laughs and doesn't know why.
[AAF]Padres: When he will be ready!
* I was like - WTF?!?!?! *
[MA]Roske_Rosso looks evily at Padres.
[MA]Roske_Rosso thinks to slice Padres up.
* Then, I shot! I had my Deagle in hand! I shot Padres! He died! I was like - LMFAO! WTF?!??!. Then I was like: Too late Roske! )))))))))))))) But I didn't want to shoot him! Seriously! It was a mistake! *
[MAt]Nim: Well, what now?
[MA]Roske_Rosso: Well, I'm hungry.
[AAF]Mircea_Niko: It's a clucking bell shop nearby.
[MA]Roske_Rosso: Why? We have Padres to eat.
[MA]Roske_Rosso starts to eat chunks of meat.
* at that moment, Nim didn't know what to think about Roske.. me neither.. *
[MA]Roske_Rosso: What are you looking at??
* then I spitted the juice I was drinking on the screen... *
[AAF]Mircea_Niko: Nim? Welcome to ***!
* I think Nim was f**king scared, when he saw his boss is cannibal... *

   *MORE COMMING SOON*

Censoring "DEA"?  :poke:

[Torero]

<Dr.Jarome_Gvardia> (0)  /crime 6 xDDDDDD

Crime of TeaM_Francis(6) [2]: suspected by officer Grant_Kolta(21) for Eating cops

Cops Hungry Guy

Hahahaha

[Mircea_Niko]

Hahahaha

   Sure Francis isn't Roske?? ^^ 

[Torero]

   Sure Francis isn't Roske?? ^^ 

He must have been hungry. 

[Webster]

Banevader has been kicked by Jeffrey

Many LOL's after that.

[Exterminator]

Webster has been kicked by Jeffrey

Many LOL's after that.

OMG LOL!!!!!

[[Rstar]Peter]

Banevader has been kicked by Jeffrey

Many LOL's after that.

LOL

[Dolfagr]

[04:54:19] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Greetings

[04:54:22] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) shouts: Looking good Dolfa!!

[04:54:24] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Hello

[04:54:27] Dolfa_Kiedis(15) says: Thank you

[04:54:30] PM from [MA]TheRock(20): AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[04:54:37] [MA]TheRock(20) says: How could I help you?

[04:54:39] PM to [MA]TheRock(20): axaxa

[04:54:45] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: I'd like to apply for a passport, please

[04:54:59] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Denied, change your pants

[04:55:05] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Ok.. well let's start.. *coughs*

[04:55:06] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: These were clean on this morning

[04:55:14] PM from [MA]TheRock(20): vale chatlogs plz xD

[04:55:26] [MA]TheRock(20) says: So, How old is your mother?

[04:55:30] PM to [MA]TheRock(20): xaxaxa

[04:55:38] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: 78

[04:55:45] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Nice, is she free?

[04:55:48] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: She's saggy. You won't want her number.

[04:55:56] PM to [MA]TheRock(20): eleos.

[04:56:09] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Well uh.

[04:56:17] [MA]TheRock(20) says: President's looking for a wife.

[04:56:22] PM to [MA]TheRock(20): nai to eida

[04:56:27] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Onotole?

[04:56:28] [MA]TheRock(20) says: You could get a million cookies in return, for .. finding him a wife..

[04:56:40] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Ok now in the game.

[04:56:44] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Who is the president of Argonath?

[04:56:45] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: I thought he was a homosexual

[04:56:51] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: President Onotole

[04:56:52] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Maybe he is.

[04:56:54] [MA]TheRock(20) says: No.

[04:56:54] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: (Currently)

[04:56:57] [MA]TheRock(20) says: False.

[04:57:00] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Yes he is he said himself :O

[04:57:11] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: He killed Gandalf bro.

[04:57:20] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Damn Ok.

[04:57:20] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Well.

[04:57:21] [MA]TheRock(20) says: WHo is the vice president?

[04:57:28] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Sauron

[04:57:42] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Wrong.

[04:57:42] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: :~(

[04:57:47] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Gimli ?

[04:57:53] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: I forget the names of these lotr characters

[04:58:12] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: There's another guy. Begins with A

[04:58:13] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Ar....?

[04:58:18] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Aragon ?

[04:58:20] <Dolfa_Kiedis> (15) :P

[04:58:22] <Dolfa_Kiedis> (15) True

[04:58:24] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Aragon?.

[04:58:30] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Aragorn?

[04:58:31] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Lol

[04:58:39] [MA]TheRock(20) says: BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!111

[04:58:39] [MA]TheRock(20) says: YOU WON 5$ !!!

[04:58:41] [MA]TheRock(20) says: CONGRATULATIONS

[04:58:49] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says:

[04:58:49] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Ok.

[04:58:56] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Next Question for 10$.

[04:59:00] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Who is that motha'f**ka behind me.

[04:59:09] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: That is Dolfa

[04:59:14] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Everybody loves Dolfa

[04:59:15] Dolfa_Kiedis(15) says: I am security guard sir

[04:59:15] [MA]TheRock(20) says: DAMN SON! YOU WIN IT ALL!

[04:59:23] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Next question for 15$>

[04:59:32] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Name three commands to interract with other players.

[04:59:47] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: /piss /kiss /dance -x-

[04:59:49] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) smiles

[04:59:50] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Wrong.

[04:59:56] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Interract as in talk, not animate.

[05:00:00] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Ah

[05:00:05] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: /say /shout /pm

[05:00:07] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: ?

[05:00:14] [MA]TheRock(20) says: DAAAAAAAAMN FRIDAY

[05:00:22] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Congratulations, you pass to the next stage.

[05:00:27] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) cheers

[05:00:29] [MA]TheRock(20) says: The hardest of all
.

[05:00:37] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Hardest than even getting raped from Chase Greggor.

[05:00:41] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Are you ready?

[05:00:45] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Yessir

[05:00:56] [MA]TheRock(20) says: So.

[05:01:07] [MA]TheRock(20) says: What would you do if you saw someone commit a crime!

[05:01:09] [MA]TheRock(20) says: First option

[05:01:10] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Call 911

[05:01:14] [MA]TheRock(20) says: 2nd Option /report

[05:01:18] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Oh wait!

[05:01:22] *phone rings* ([MA]TheRock(20))

[05:01:26] [MA]TheRock(20) picks it up: Hello?

[05:01:29] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Shit, it's the banker.

[05:01:32] [MA]TheRock(20) says: He has to offer you.

[05:01:38] [MA]TheRock(20) says: 50$ for choosing the 2nd option!!!

[05:01:38] lol'ing ([BS]Eddie_Chambers(2))

[05:01:45] PM to [MA]TheRock(20): AHAHAHAHAHQA

[05:01:49] PM from [MA]TheRock(20): LOLOLOL

[05:01:51] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: /call 911

[05:01:54] PM from [MA]TheRock(20): TO THELW CHATLOGS META!!

[05:02:02] PM to [MA]TheRock(20): NAI EIPAME..AXAXAXAXA

[05:02:16] [MA]TheRock(20) on the phone: Next time use more money as a bait.. Rejected.. Bye! *shuts it*

[05:02:21] [MA]TheRock(20) says: DAMN!! You won 20$$

[05:02:31] [MA]TheRock(20) says: FINAL STAGE!

[05:02:34] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Are you READY?

[05:02:36] Dolfa_Kiedis(15) says(phone):Hello?

[05:02:38] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Yessir

[05:02:44] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Nice! Well.

[05:02:48] Dolfa_Kiedis(15) says(phone):Yea

[05:02:53] Rydell_Corleone(33) says(phone):I'm the "fat boy"

[05:02:56] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Can we make this for a $10,000 + ?

[05:02:58] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) winks

[05:03:00] [MA]TheRock(20) says: What would you do, if you saw someone breaking a server rule:

[05:03:05] Dolfa_Kiedis(15) says(phone):Fat boy, oh yea I remember you

[05:03:05] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Question is for 30$
.

[05:03:08] [MA]TheRock(20) says: First option:

[05:03:12] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Use /report

[05:03:19] [MA]TheRock(20) says: 2nd option: Spam an admin's pm

[05:03:27] [MA]TheRock(20) says: 3rd option: go on /duty and DM the hell out of him

[05:03:34] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: I would /piss in his direction, and then /report

[05:03:42] [MA]TheRock(20) says: GREAT!

[05:03:46] [MA]TheRock(20) says: You won 30$!

[05:03:56] *Phone rings* ([MA]TheRock(20))

[05:04:02] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Oh.. the banker again.

[05:04:12] [MA]TheRock(20) picks it up: Hello? <banker starts the offer>

[05:04:35] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Hmm, banker's offering you 1,000$ to go away, or.. receive a passport and no money!

[05:04:47] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Hmm

[05:04:54] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: I could leave, take $1000, and come back tomorrow

[05:04:56] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) cheeky grin

[05:04:56] *Crucial time background music* ([MA]TheRock(20))

[05:05:11] [MA]TheRock(20) replies to the banker then shuts the phone: rejected.

[05:05:13] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: I think I'll take the passport

[05:05:15] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Well son, You've made the right choice.

[05:05:31] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Congratulations! You are the winner of the game!

[05:05:31] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Yay

[05:05:41] <[BS]Eddie_Chambers> (2) Woo

[05:05:43] <[BS]Eddie_Chambers> (2)

[05:05:49] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: <3


Funny passport test given by Rock