[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[eymas]

I wish my passport test was done Jeopardy-style.
Nice test done by Rock

[Krueger]

A... Aragon?  :devroll:

[Oliver]

I would've taken the grand, went out and bought a deagle with it and then threatened Rock with it to get a passport.

[TheRock]

Then get owned by Police and court because LS City Hall is actually guarded by cameras and *cops* ^^

[Mashgash]

Exactly how passport tests should be given! Nicely done Rock, I laughed while I read it

[Julio.]

I was taught that Aragorn is the Prime Minister 

[Mashgash]

I was taught that Aragorn is the Prime Minister 

It should be Prime Minister instead of Vice President :roll:
But what does it matter?

[Ptown]

Ahahahahaha i wish my passport test was like that!

[Mircea_Niko]

   Why do I always have to drink juice while reading funny chatlogs section? I think it's the fourth monitor this month...

[Krueger]

   Why do I always have to drink juice while reading funny chatlogs section? I think it's the fourth monitor this month...

Liar.

[[SE]Dr_Pepper27]

Daryan(52): Police Radio: Suspect running on water....., over.
[WS]Thomas_C(57): Police Radio: You are chasing Jesus?!, over.


 

hahah

[Torero]

[04:54:19] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Greetings

[04:54:22] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) shouts: Looking good Dolfa!!

[04:54:24] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Hello

[04:54:27] Dolfa_Kiedis(15) says: Thank you

[04:54:30] PM from [MA]TheRock(20): AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[04:54:37] [MA]TheRock(20) says: How could I help you?

[04:54:39] PM to [MA]TheRock(20): axaxa

[04:54:45] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: I'd like to apply for a passport, please

[04:54:59] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Denied, change your pants

[04:55:05] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Ok.. well let's start.. *coughs*

[04:55:06] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: These were clean on this morning

[04:55:14] PM from [MA]TheRock(20): vale chatlogs plz xD

[04:55:26] [MA]TheRock(20) says: So, How old is your mother?

[04:55:30] PM to [MA]TheRock(20): xaxaxa

[04:55:38] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: 78

[04:55:45] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Nice, is she free?

[04:55:48] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: She's saggy. You won't want her number.

[04:55:56] PM to [MA]TheRock(20): eleos.

[04:56:09] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Well uh.

[04:56:17] [MA]TheRock(20) says: President's looking for a wife.

[04:56:22] PM to [MA]TheRock(20): nai to eida

[04:56:27] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Onotole?

[04:56:28] [MA]TheRock(20) says: You could get a million cookies in return, for .. finding him a wife..

[04:56:40] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Ok now in the game.

[04:56:44] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Who is the president of Argonath?

[04:56:45] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: I thought he was a homosexual

[04:56:51] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: President Onotole

[04:56:52] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Maybe he is.

[04:56:54] [MA]TheRock(20) says: No.

[04:56:54] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: (Currently)

[04:56:57] [MA]TheRock(20) says: False.

[04:57:00] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Yes he is he said himself :O

[04:57:11] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: He killed Gandalf bro.

[04:57:20] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Damn Ok.

[04:57:20] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Well.

[04:57:21] [MA]TheRock(20) says: WHo is the vice president?

[04:57:28] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Sauron

[04:57:42] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Wrong.

[04:57:42] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: :~(

[04:57:47] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Gimli ?

[04:57:53] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: I forget the names of these lotr characters

[04:58:12] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: There's another guy. Begins with A

[04:58:13] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Ar....?

[04:58:18] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Aragon ?

[04:58:20] <Dolfa_Kiedis> (15) :P

[04:58:22] <Dolfa_Kiedis> (15) True

[04:58:24] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Aragon?.

[04:58:30] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Aragorn?

[04:58:31] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Lol

[04:58:39] [MA]TheRock(20) says: BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!111

[04:58:39] [MA]TheRock(20) says: YOU WON 5$ !!!

[04:58:41] [MA]TheRock(20) says: CONGRATULATIONS

[04:58:49] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says:

[04:58:49] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Ok.

[04:58:56] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Next Question for 10$.

[04:59:00] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Who is that motha'f**ka behind me.

[04:59:09] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: That is Dolfa

[04:59:14] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Everybody loves Dolfa

[04:59:15] Dolfa_Kiedis(15) says: I am security guard sir

[04:59:15] [MA]TheRock(20) says: DAMN SON! YOU WIN IT ALL!

[04:59:23] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Next question for 15$>

[04:59:32] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Name three commands to interract with other players.

[04:59:47] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: /piss /kiss /dance -x-

[04:59:49] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) smiles

[04:59:50] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Wrong.

[04:59:56] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Interract as in talk, not animate.

[05:00:00] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Ah

[05:00:05] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: /say /shout /pm

[05:00:07] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: ?

[05:00:14] [MA]TheRock(20) says: DAAAAAAAAMN FRIDAY

[05:00:22] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Congratulations, you pass to the next stage.

[05:00:27] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) cheers

[05:00:29] [MA]TheRock(20) says: The hardest of all
.

[05:00:37] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Hardest than even getting raped from Chase Greggor.

[05:00:41] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Are you ready?

[05:00:45] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Yessir

[05:00:56] [MA]TheRock(20) says: So.

[05:01:07] [MA]TheRock(20) says: What would you do if you saw someone commit a crime!

[05:01:09] [MA]TheRock(20) says: First option

[05:01:10] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Call 911

[05:01:14] [MA]TheRock(20) says: 2nd Option /report

[05:01:18] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Oh wait!

[05:01:22] *phone rings* ([MA]TheRock(20))

[05:01:26] [MA]TheRock(20) picks it up: Hello?

[05:01:29] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Shit, it's the banker.

[05:01:32] [MA]TheRock(20) says: He has to offer you.

[05:01:38] [MA]TheRock(20) says: 50$ for choosing the 2nd option!!!

[05:01:38] lol'ing ([BS]Eddie_Chambers(2))

[05:01:45] PM to [MA]TheRock(20): AHAHAHAHAHQA

[05:01:49] PM from [MA]TheRock(20): LOLOLOL

[05:01:51] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: /call 911

[05:01:54] PM from [MA]TheRock(20): TO THELW CHATLOGS META!!

[05:02:02] PM to [MA]TheRock(20): NAI EIPAME..AXAXAXAXA

[05:02:16] [MA]TheRock(20) on the phone: Next time use more money as a bait.. Rejected.. Bye! *shuts it*

[05:02:21] [MA]TheRock(20) says: DAMN!! You won 20$$

[05:02:31] [MA]TheRock(20) says: FINAL STAGE!

[05:02:34] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Are you READY?

[05:02:36] Dolfa_Kiedis(15) says(phone):Hello?

[05:02:38] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Yessir

[05:02:44] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Nice! Well.

[05:02:48] Dolfa_Kiedis(15) says(phone):Yea

[05:02:53] Rydell_Corleone(33) says(phone):I'm the "fat boy"

[05:02:56] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Can we make this for a $10,000 + ?

[05:02:58] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) winks

[05:03:00] [MA]TheRock(20) says: What would you do, if you saw someone breaking a server rule:

[05:03:05] Dolfa_Kiedis(15) says(phone):Fat boy, oh yea I remember you

[05:03:05] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Question is for 30$
.

[05:03:08] [MA]TheRock(20) says: First option:

[05:03:12] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Use /report

[05:03:19] [MA]TheRock(20) says: 2nd option: Spam an admin's pm

[05:03:27] [MA]TheRock(20) says: 3rd option: go on /duty and DM the hell out of him

[05:03:34] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: I would /piss in his direction, and then /report

[05:03:42] [MA]TheRock(20) says: GREAT!

[05:03:46] [MA]TheRock(20) says: You won 30$!

[05:03:56] *Phone rings* ([MA]TheRock(20))

[05:04:02] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Oh.. the banker again.

[05:04:12] [MA]TheRock(20) picks it up: Hello? <banker starts the offer>

[05:04:35] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Hmm, banker's offering you 1,000$ to go away, or.. receive a passport and no money!

[05:04:47] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Hmm

[05:04:54] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: I could leave, take $1000, and come back tomorrow

[05:04:56] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) cheeky grin

[05:04:56] *Crucial time background music* ([MA]TheRock(20))

[05:05:11] [MA]TheRock(20) replies to the banker then shuts the phone: rejected.

[05:05:13] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: I think I'll take the passport

[05:05:15] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Well son, You've made the right choice.

[05:05:31] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Congratulations! You are the winner of the game!

[05:05:31] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Yay

[05:05:41] <[BS]Eddie_Chambers> (2) Woo

[05:05:43] <[BS]Eddie_Chambers> (2)

[05:05:49] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: <3


Funny passport test given by Rock 

Hahhahahahahahahahah ROFL!!!

P.S.(greek) : Όταν θα έρθετε Σ.Ε.Φ. θέλω να λιώσουμε τέτοια φάση μαλάκα να πάω σπίτι χωρίς πλευρά. χΔ

[TiMoN]

  Since when they make CMB Tests with prizes?

[Skerdi.]

<Dr.Jarome_Gvardia> (0)  /crime 6 xDDDDDD

Crime of TeaM_Francis(6) [2]: suspected by officer Grant_Kolta(21) for Eating cops

Cops Hungry Guy

hahahahhaaa

[Zlatan]

At the Casino:


I roll the dice, 2:1

DEALER: Hhaahhahahaa
Dealer rolls the dice, 1:1

Me: Whos laughing now haha.