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Offline Ethan.

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Reply #4170 on: September 02, 2012, 01:48:42 am
Quote from: Alex_Evans on September 01, 2012, 11:29:04 pm
LOL good job Woka xD
It was me  :roll:

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Reply #4171 on: September 02, 2012, 01:10:42 pm
LOL Lucky  :lol:


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Reply #4172 on: September 06, 2012, 03:34:23 pm
Just trolling Vince :P

***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): Do you know where is his house?
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): Toms?
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): Yeah
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): how am I supposed to know? He lives at Estonia
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): *FACEPALM* *FACEDESK*
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): :P
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): *SMASH KEYBOARD*
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): u mad bro?
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): Bro, I'm talking about in Argo HERE.
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): of course i know, i'm just trollin u


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Reply #4173 on: September 06, 2012, 07:11:47 pm
Quote from: pixy on September 06, 2012, 03:34:23 pm
Just trolling Vince :P

***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): Do you know where is his house?
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): Toms?
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): Yeah
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): how am I supposed to know? He lives at Estonia
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): *FACEPALM* *FACEDESK*
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): :P
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): *SMASH KEYBOARD*
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): u mad bro?
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): Bro, I'm talking about in Argo HERE.
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): of course i know, i'm just trollin u


As you should  :lol:


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Reply #4174 on: September 06, 2012, 07:28:00 pm
xd trolled hard !


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Reply #4175 on: September 07, 2012, 03:44:02 pm
Quote from: pixy on September 06, 2012, 03:34:23 pm
Just trolling Vince :P

***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): Do you know where is his house?
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): Toms?
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): Yeah
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): how am I supposed to know? He lives at Estonia
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): *FACEPALM* *FACEDESK*
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): :P
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): *SMASH KEYBOARD*
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): u mad bro?
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): Bro, I'm talking about in Argo HERE.
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): of course i know, i'm just trollin u
Haha lol, he took this pretty serious as well, haha!! xD

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Reply #4176 on: September 07, 2012, 03:54:56 pm
Quote from: pixy on September 06, 2012, 03:34:23 pm
Just trolling Vince :P

***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): Do you know where is his house?
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): Toms?
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): Yeah
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): how am I supposed to know? He lives at Estonia
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): *FACEPALM* *FACEDESK*
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): :P
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): *SMASH KEYBOARD*
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): u mad bro?
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): Bro, I'm talking about in Argo HERE.
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): of course i know, i'm just trollin u

haha :rofl: :rofl:

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Reply #4177 on: September 09, 2012, 04:59:35 pm
Crime of _LoTFi_(30) [1]: suspected by officer tritan(62) for rung me


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Reply #4178 on: September 11, 2012, 01:38:33 am
[16:16:50] =AVft=Monkey: (26) How big?
[16:16:53] =AVft=Monkey: (26) is age
[16:16:56] Eric_Caltson: (41) 3 inches
[16:17:07] [WS]Mash: (43) 3 inches is that thing you have between your legs
[16:17:11] [WS]Mash: (43) Ok, bai

Lol, one after another.


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Reply #4179 on: September 11, 2012, 06:09:57 pm
Quote from: Nathan on September 11, 2012, 01:38:33 am
[16:16:50] =AVft=Monkey: (26) How big?
[16:16:53] =AVft=Monkey: (26) is age
[16:16:56] Eric_Caltson: (41) 3 inches
[16:17:07] [WS]Mash: (43) 3 inches is that thing you have between your legs
[16:17:11] [WS]Mash: (43) Ok, bai

Lol, one after another.

Hah gay!

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Reply #4180 on: September 13, 2012, 10:40:14 am
Quote from: S7ab_Tns on September 09, 2012, 04:59:35 pm
Crime of _LoTFi_(30) [1]: suspected by officer tritan(62) for rung me
Wait?
He does the same /su reason allthe time... shouldnt there be something dealt with? ...
It isnt funny though ...

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Reply #4181 on: September 13, 2012, 08:00:51 pm
Quote from: Nightstorm on September 13, 2012, 10:40:14 am
Wait?
He does the same /su reason allthe time... shouldnt there be something dealt with? ...
It isnt funny though ...

Quite possibly once a command called 'report' is used.


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Reply #4182 on: September 13, 2012, 11:24:40 pm
Quote from: Nathan on September 11, 2012, 01:38:33 am
[16:16:50] =AVft=Monkey: (26) How big?
[16:16:53] =AVft=Monkey: (26) is age
[16:16:56] Eric_Caltson: (41) 3 inches
[16:17:07] [WS]Mash: (43) 3 inches is that thing you have between your legs
[16:17:11] [WS]Mash: (43) Ok, bai

Lol, one after another.
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Reply #4183 on: September 23, 2012, 07:32:57 am
So this just came up...

Rihards_Mikas(xx) says: i killed 2 susspects, cuz i didnt know how tu make surrender them


For the sake of context: during the LVPD meeting. Midget was explaining his role as an 'advise officer' in the department. His official rank in SAPD is as an "officer", mine is "senior officer".

[MA]megamidget96(xx) shouts: Now as i advice officer my rank does not change, i am no higher than any officer!!
[MA]megamidget96(xx) shouts: And am still under the direct command of the LVPD Snr's!!
Pixy(xx) shouts: Damn right!!


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Reply #4184 on: September 23, 2012, 07:50:15 am
Quote from: pixy on September 23, 2012, 07:32:57 am
So this just came up...

Rihards_Mikas(xx) says: i killed 2 susspects, cuz i didnt know how tu make surrender them


For the sake of context: during the LVPD meeting. Midget was explaining his role as an 'advise officer' in the department. His official rank in SAPD is as an "officer", mine is "senior officer".

[MA]megamidget96(xx) shouts: Now as i advice officer my rank does not change, i am no higher than any officer!!
[MA]megamidget96(xx) shouts: And am still under the direct command of the LVPD Snr's!!
Pixy(xx) shouts: Damn right!!
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