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Offline Khm

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Reply #4380 on: March 15, 2013, 12:46:00 pm
Quote from: FrankBlaze on March 08, 2013, 10:14:13 pm
[22:02:43] T0ny_Hagen.(87) smiles and notices Kaylin.
[22:02:48] T0ny_Hagen.(87) waves her.
[22:02:56] Hernesto(108) whispers: She's sleeping..
[22:03:01] ***[1111] TonyBlaze(68): /me waves *Goes afk*
[22:03:33] T0ny_Hagen.(87) says: Hello Mrs.Kaylin.
[22:04:02] FrankBlaze(80) says: She only anwser you when you are nice
[22:04:12] T0ny_Hagen.(87) says: okay , so i will try
[22:04:25] T0ny_Hagen.(87) says: Hello Mrs.Kaylin_Blaze, the godfather of blaze and great boss
[22:04:32] TonyBlaze(68) says: Godmother...
[22:04:40] T0ny_Hagen.(87) says: Crap. i'm doing mistakes.
[22:04:43] DeanBlaze(12) walks away shaking his head
[22:04:55] TonyBlaze(68) says: Biggest mistake youre making is talking to someone that is afk
[22:05:07] T0ny_Hagen.(87) says: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaaa hah
Looooooooool  :lol:


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Reply #4381 on: March 18, 2013, 04:18:44 pm
Quote from: eymas on February 25, 2013, 01:13:49 pm


A picture is better to show the validity of the log,  :roll:

lol . are you kidding me? ALl those condoms? Damn now I get it .
It was the devil right? thats why you got 666 flares . RIGHT?


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Reply #4382 on: March 18, 2013, 05:10:25 pm
Quote from: Aca. on March 18, 2013, 04:38:28 pm
Reece has many enemies  :S
Sure does.


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Reply #4383 on: March 19, 2013, 08:20:15 am
Quote from: eymas on March 18, 2013, 05:10:25 pm
Sure does.

Arent you the guy who paid me to silently dump him in the river last night?  :trust:


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Reply #4384 on: March 19, 2013, 08:51:47 am
Quote from: exterminator on March 19, 2013, 08:20:15 am
Arent you the guy who paid me to silently dump him in the river last night?  :trust:
Shh.


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Reply #4385 on: March 19, 2013, 10:44:01 am
What??


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Reply #4386 on: March 21, 2013, 11:30:36 pm
*traffic stop*

Veronmaksaja(25) says: Do you remember a lil back there you drove on the wrongside of the road while trying to pass me?
Veronmaksaja(25) says: That's called reckless driving, sir.


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Reply #4387 on: March 21, 2013, 11:44:21 pm
Quote from: BlackEagle on March 21, 2013, 11:30:36 pm
*traffic stop*

Veronmaksaja(25) says: Do you remember a lil back there you drove on the wrongside of the road while trying to pass me?
Veronmaksaja(25) says: That's called reckless driving, sir.
Not sure if I dont get it , or its just not funny :S.


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Reply #4388 on: March 22, 2013, 12:23:27 pm
I think the funny part in it is because overtaking is almost always done on the wrong side of the road (unless it's a two lane road) :poke:

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Reply #4389 on: March 22, 2013, 01:00:05 pm
Quote from: Thomas 'Leroy' Crof on March 22, 2013, 12:23:27 pm
I think the funny part in it is because overtaking is almost always done on the wrong side of the road (unless it's a two lane road) :poke:
or that he miss spelt "wreckless" wrong... or I'm just retarded and I have been mis spelling it wrong all my life...


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Reply #4390 on: March 22, 2013, 02:30:41 pm
Quote from: Gmail on March 22, 2013, 01:00:05 pm
or that he miss spelt "wreckless" wrong... or I'm just retarded and I have been mis spelling it wrong all my life...

Reckless is a normal word and correct one is "Reckless driving".
Wreckless means without wrecks.


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Reply #4391 on: March 22, 2013, 02:35:52 pm
Quote from: Janar on March 22, 2013, 02:30:41 pm
Reckless is a normal word and correct one is "Reckless driving".
Wreckless means without wrecks.
And kids, that is when I found out I'm retarded... oh well good to know I guess..


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Reply #4392 on: March 22, 2013, 02:49:48 pm
Quote from: exterminator on March 19, 2013, 08:20:15 am
Arent you the guy who paid me to silently dump him in the river last night?  :trust:
:lol: naughty


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Reply #4393 on: March 24, 2013, 12:04:04 pm
[NSC]Peeter(52) says: Why would you like to join NSC?
Yosef_Gambino(20) says: To change my name.
[NSC]Peeter(52) says: You don't have to join NSC to change your name.  :trust:
Yosef_Gambino(20) says: Why?


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Reply #4394 on: March 25, 2013, 12:57:14 pm
LOL


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