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Offline Gmail

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Reply #4425 on: June 18, 2013, 01:25:35 am
JackSforza(52): rocofor those without brains:ooooooo (ok when I want to do R-o-c-o-c-o it changes to that.. dunno wassup with it..
ADVERTISMENT: FBI hiring rodent exterminator, has an ugly fat pigeon problem [52], contact [Rstar]EliteTerm(Phone: 31337)
JackSforza(52): ROCKOCKCOCKCOCKOOOOO
AstarothSforza(14): COCK
Leon_arallian(43): I once heard a cock say kuekeleklux
Leon_arallian(43): Ku klux klan cock


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Reply #4426 on: June 18, 2013, 09:04:46 am
Birds in argonath sure love them  :lol:


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Reply #4427 on: June 23, 2013, 09:04:14 pm
Quote from: Gmail on June 18, 2013, 01:25:35 am
JackSforza(52): rocofor those without brains:ooooooo (ok when I want to do R-o-c-o-c-o it changes to that.. dunno wassup with it..
ADVERTISMENT: FBI hiring rodent exterminator, has an ugly fat pigeon problem [52], contact [Rstar]EliteTerm(Phone: 31337)
JackSforza(52): ROCKOCKCOCKCOCKOOOOO
AstarothSforza(14): COCK
Leon_arallian(43): I once heard a cock say kuekeleklux
Leon_arallian(43): Ku klux klan cock

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooL   :lol:


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Reply #4428 on: June 23, 2013, 09:42:58 pm
Censored_Name(12) was suspected by officer Censored_Name(88) for fucker

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Censored_Name(41) was suspected by officer Censored_Name(88) for mother fucker

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Reply #4429 on: June 28, 2013, 10:54:06 pm
Quote from: Khm. on June 11, 2013, 03:48:17 pm
Da fak

PM from Yosef_Scotto(1): if i come pentangeli hep me to buy sultan ?w
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This guy named Yosef_Scotto is the same guy here.
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Yosef_Gambino(20) says: To change my name.
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Reply #4430 on: June 28, 2013, 10:55:46 pm
Brilliant Yosef  :hurray:  :lol:


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Reply #4431 on: June 29, 2013, 12:49:45 am
Quote from: Catzu on June 28, 2013, 10:55:46 pm
Brilliant Yosef  :hurray:  :lol:
Hahaha this guy is funny :)


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Reply #4432 on: June 29, 2013, 09:50:22 pm
Quote from: Padres on June 23, 2013, 09:42:58 pm
Censored_Name(12) was suspected by officer Censored_Name(88) for f**ker

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Censored_Name(41) was suspected by officer Censored_Name(88) for mother f**ker
Hahahha.  :cool:


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Reply #4433 on: June 29, 2013, 09:52:42 pm
Quote from: Karmps. on June 29, 2013, 09:50:22 pm
Hahahha.  :cool:

LOL.
Btw, once i got suspected by a cop for "Fuck your mum" ... Eps will remember.


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Reply #4434 on: August 06, 2013, 12:42:12 am

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Your application has been denied!
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Reply #4435 on: August 06, 2013, 01:28:49 am
Quote from: JackWhite on May 11, 2013, 10:57:22 am
Wow, I've never laughed as much as I did reading the last pages in this topic.


Read the first pages ;)

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A note to those who await our next releases: be aware that we are going to be stricter on things like bad language, flaming and disrespect towards others. If your parents do not teach you to behave, we wil. Remember Argonath is a place to meet new people from all over the world.

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Reply #4437 on: August 13, 2013, 04:23:56 pm

Quote from: Serifis on January 16, 2019, 09:29:54 pm
Your application has been denied!
Reason : You are too good for our family.

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Reply #4438 on: August 21, 2013, 04:45:41 pm
ha ha i am 2007 player and my 2007 humor > ur 2013 humor !!!! im so self centered and kant get over my nostalgia !11
Basically what people are saying when they say this topic isn't funny any more


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Reply #4439 on: August 21, 2013, 05:04:10 pm

Burn in hell!!

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