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Offline Josh_White

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Reply #4440 on: August 22, 2013, 08:30:04 am
[08:19:30] <[WS]PulseEffect> (11) cum @ me

[08:19:33] <[WS]PulseEffect> (11) no srsly

[08:19:35] <Ale_Rivosecchi> (28) o.O

[08:19:38] <=AV=Denzel> (18) I will cum at you

[08:19:42] <[WS]PulseEffect> (11) oh yes

[08:19:50] <Jerry_Ancelotti> (5) Hah! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

[08:19:51] <[WS]PulseEffect> (11) denzel rite dah

[08:19:57] <[WS]PulseEffect> (11) I know I am gay..

[08:20:04] <[WS]PulseEffect> (11) problem m8?

[08:20:08] <Ian_Leung> (31) OoOoOo

[08:20:10] <Ale_Rivosecchi> (28) xD

[08:20:10] <=AV=Denzel> (18) I'm gay too

[08:20:11] <Jerry_Ancelotti> (5) that will be my new signature

[08:20:16] <[WS]PulseEffect> (11) 10-4

[08:20:17] <Jerry_Ancelotti> (5) that too



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Reply #4441 on: August 22, 2013, 09:16:26 am
Someone came out of the closet and somehow it's funny..


Offline eymas

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Reply #4442 on: August 22, 2013, 10:30:59 am
Quote from: Gmail on August 22, 2013, 09:16:26 am
Someone came out of the closet and somehow it's funny..
Shows that some people think its funny, while it isn't supposed to be joked with at all, could come over as insulting =P


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Reply #4443 on: August 22, 2013, 01:23:24 pm
While some may consider it funny to insult gays, I find no problem cheating with multiple of my bros so =P


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Reply #4444 on: August 22, 2013, 01:58:04 pm
Quote from: PulseEffect on August 22, 2013, 01:23:24 pm
While some may consider it funny to insult gays, I find no problem cheating with multiple of my bros so =P
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Reply #4445 on: August 22, 2013, 02:27:19 pm
Quote from: Josh_White on August 22, 2013, 08:30:04 am
[08:19:30] <[WS]PulseEffect> (11) cum @ me

[08:19:33] <[WS]PulseEffect> (11) no srsly

[08:19:35] <Ale_Rivosecchi> (28) o.O

[08:19:38] <=AV=Denzel> (18) I will cum at you

[08:19:42] <[WS]PulseEffect> (11) oh yes

[08:19:50] <Jerry_Ancelotti> (5) Hah! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

[08:19:51] <[WS]PulseEffect> (11) denzel rite dah

[08:19:57] <[WS]PulseEffect> (11) I know I am gay..

[08:20:04] <[WS]PulseEffect> (11) problem m8?

[08:20:08] <Ian_Leung> (31) OoOoOo

[08:20:10] <Ale_Rivosecchi> (28) xD

[08:20:10] <=AV=Denzel> (18) I'm gay too

[08:20:11] <Jerry_Ancelotti> (5) that will be my new signature

[08:20:16] <[WS]PulseEffect> (11) 10-4

[08:20:17] <Jerry_Ancelotti> (5) that too

lol

Quote from: Cephalectomy on August 21, 2013, 04:45:41 pm
ha ha i am 2007 player and my 2007 humor > ur 2013 humor !!!! im so self centered and kant get over my nostalgia !11
Basically what people are saying when they say this topic isn't funny any more

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Reply #4446 on: August 22, 2013, 11:22:35 pm
[00:19:42] Scream_Corleone(85) has joined the server from the United States.

[00:19:52] ***[5666] Harris_Corleone(5): hey Scream

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Reply #4447 on: August 22, 2013, 11:30:40 pm
Quote from: Kavensky on August 22, 2013, 11:22:35 pm
[00:19:42] Scream_Corleone(85) has joined the server from the United States.

[00:19:52] ***[5666] Harris_Corleone(5): hey Scream

[00:19:52] ***[5666] Abe_Corleone(80): Hey Scream

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[00:19:56] ***[5666] Abe_Corleone(80): Hey Scream

[00:19:56] ***[5666] Harris_Corleone(5): hey Scream

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Reply #4448 on: August 24, 2013, 12:55:45 pm
An order from the ARPD Commissioner himself



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Reply #4449 on: August 24, 2013, 04:35:03 pm
Quote from: [WS]Jacob on August 24, 2013, 12:55:45 pm
An order from the ARPD Commissioner himself



I'm mindf**ked  now :-/


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Reply #4450 on: August 25, 2013, 01:47:01 am
Quote from: [WS]Jacob on August 24, 2013, 12:55:45 pm
An order from the ARPD Commissioner himself


Maybe they were using cops as tank ammunition, hence the "don't aim cops at civilians'.. =P

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Reply #4451 on: August 29, 2013, 03:58:52 am
[21:56:17] Silence_Lorenzo(15) has joined the server from {AAEEAA}the United States.

[21:56:41] <Silence_Lorenzo> (15) omg -- for the best fucking masturbation technique ever PM me..

so he just got back from fapping.


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Reply #4452 on: September 02, 2013, 11:41:27 pm
Shortly after his release from jail..

[17:34:20] [WS]Mike(5) Opens desk drawer
[17:34:32] [WS]Mike(5) Takes out a roll of stickers
[17:34:40] [WS]Mike(5) Kicks the drawer shut
[17:34:41] [WS]Mike(5) says: Hey!
[17:34:45] Adrian_Mendoza(38) says: What?
[17:34:51] [WS]Mike(5) Peels off a sticker
[17:34:53] [WS]Mike(5) says: Take this
[17:34:57] Adrian_Mendoza(38) says: Ummmm..
[17:35:00] Sticker reads: "SAPD Drug Free! ([WS]Mike(5))
[17:35:03] Adrian_Mendoza(38) takes the sticker.
[17:35:11] Adrian_Mendoza(38) says: Well that's helpful.
[17:35:13] [WS]Mike(5) says: Stay drug free out there, Civilian!
[17:35:15] [WS]Mike(5) Smiles
[17:35:19] Adrian_Mendoza(38) says: I'll stick it on my bag of hash.
[17:35:20] Adrian_Mendoza(38) chuckles.


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Reply #4453 on: September 03, 2013, 10:10:51 am
Quote from: eymas on August 22, 2013, 10:30:59 am
Shows that some people think its funny, while it isn't supposed to be joked with at all, could come over as insulting =P

True, people got banned for less.


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Reply #4454 on: September 04, 2013, 12:18:13 am
Quote from: [WS]Jacob on August 24, 2013, 12:55:45 pm
An order from the ARPD Commissioner himself



  Oh CBF..


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