[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Petarda]

Crimson_Luciano(14): 2x nitro can use how many time?

[Pedro.]

PedroSforza(18): Hit the road jack
AstarothSforza(82): And don'tchu come back no more no more no more no moreeeeeeeeeeeee
PedroSforza(18): Watchu say?
AstarothSforza(82): Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu hit the roaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad jack

[Astaroth]

I remember we did that when Kojak said he's logging off.. :X

[crearbin]

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[20:08:45] Don_Lidner(0) says: Do you know what you were just doing in front of a police officer!?!
[20:08:46] BoscoNY911(13) unslides his ASP Baton from his belt.
[20:08:52] Don_Lidner(0) says: YOU WERE ASSAULTING THE AIR!
[20:08:57] Don_Lidner(0) says: Are you an ignorant boy?
[20:08:59] <Claude_Fido> (20) how to do animation s
[20:09:09] Don_Lidner(0) says: ANSWER THE QUESTION!
[20:09:18] PM to [WS]Teddy(16): you lisetning?
[20:09:20] PM to [WS]Teddy(16): xD
[20:09:23] BoscoNY911(13) shouts: WHY IN THE HELL WERE YOU ASSAULTING THE AIR ?!!
[20:09:25] Are you serious right now? (Kouki.(8))
[20:09:37] Don_Lidner(0) grabs his zip-tie cuffs
[20:09:41] Don_Lidner(0) says: Now
[20:09:45] Don_Lidner(0) says: You apologize to the air
[20:09:49] Don_Lidner(0) says: Or you're under arrest
[20:09:57] Don_Lidner(0) says: Your choice.
[20:10:17] Don_Lidner(0) says: 5 Seconds
[20:10:17] this should totally go under funny chatlogs ([WS]Teddy(16))
[20:10:21] Don_Lidner(0) says: 5
[20:10:23] Yes admin. (BoscoNY911(13))
[20:10:24] Don_Lidner(0) says: 4
[20:10:27] Don_Lidner(0) says: 3
[20:10:33] We're recording this and putting that on UT (BoscoNY911(13))
[20:10:37] Kouki.(8) shouts: bye!!!
[20:10:42] Kouki.(8) was suspected by officer BoscoNY911(13) for evade


[K9Alex]

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[23:08:30] Don_Lidner(0) says: Sir!
[23:08:46] Don_Lidner(0) says: Do you know what you were just doing in front of a police officer!?!
[23:08:47] BoscoNY911(13) unslides his ASP Baton from his belt.
[23:08:53] Don_Lidner(0) says: YOU WERE ASSAULTING THE AIR!
[23:08:57] Don_Lidner(0) says: Are you an ignorant boy?
[23:09:09] Don_Lidner(0) says: ANSWER THE QUESTION!
[23:09:24] BoscoNY911(13) shouts: WHY IN THE HELL WERE YOU ASSAULTING THE AIR ?!!
[23:09:25] Are you serious right now? (Kouki.(8))
[23:09:37] Don_Lidner(0) grabs his zip-tie cuffs
[23:09:42] Don_Lidner(0) says: Now
[23:09:46] Don_Lidner(0) says: You apologize to the air
[23:09:50] Don_Lidner(0) says: Or you're under arrest
[23:09:58] Don_Lidner(0) says: Your choice.
[23:10:17] Don_Lidner(0) says: 5 Seconds
[23:10:17] this should totally go under funny chatlogs ([WS]Teddy(16))

[Mr. Goobii]

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[20:08:45] Don_Lidner(0) says: Do you know what you were just doing in front of a police officer!?!
[20:08:46] BoscoNY911(13) unslides his ASP Baton from his belt.
[20:08:52] Don_Lidner(0) says: YOU WERE ASSAULTING THE AIR!
[20:08:57] Don_Lidner(0) says: Are you an ignorant boy?
[20:08:59] <Claude_Fido> (20) how to do animation s
[20:09:09] Don_Lidner(0) says: ANSWER THE QUESTION!
[20:09:18] PM to [WS]Teddy(16): you lisetning?
[20:09:20] PM to [WS]Teddy(16): xD
[20:09:23] BoscoNY911(13) shouts: WHY IN THE HELL WERE YOU ASSAULTING THE AIR ?!!
[20:09:25] Are you serious right now? (Kouki.(8))
[20:09:37] Don_Lidner(0) grabs his zip-tie cuffs
[20:09:41] Don_Lidner(0) says: Now
[20:09:45] Don_Lidner(0) says: You apologize to the air
[20:09:49] Don_Lidner(0) says: Or you're under arrest
[20:09:57] Don_Lidner(0) says: Your choice.
[20:10:17] Don_Lidner(0) says: 5 Seconds
[20:10:17] this should totally go under funny chatlogs ([WS]Teddy(16))
[20:10:21] Don_Lidner(0) says: 5
[20:10:23] Yes admin. (BoscoNY911(13))
[20:10:24] Don_Lidner(0) says: 4
[20:10:27] Don_Lidner(0) says: 3
[20:10:33] We're recording this and putting that on UT (BoscoNY911(13))
[20:10:37] Kouki.(8) shouts: bye!!!
[20:10:42] Kouki.(8) was suspected by officer BoscoNY911(13) for evade


Haha, nice one!

[BarelyVisible]

Probably looks conceited to post a chat log including yourself, yet alas the hazards of playing a female character/how desperate people try to get laid:

Bundy_Gvardia(0) shouts: Hop in!!
Robin_Weber(46) says: Not a chance.
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: I can't let a lady run.
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: My boss will fire me if he hears this, please..
Robin_Weber(46) says: Look you crazy Russian bastard, go stalk someone else.
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: Ohh..
Bundy_Gvardia(0) Smirks
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: I'm a driver.
Robin_Weber(46) says: No, you're a drug dealing swine.

Bundy <3







 

[Caesar.]

Probably looks conceited to post a chat log including yourself, yet alas the hazards of playing a female character/how desperate people try to get laid:

Bundy_Gvardia(0) shouts: Hop in!!
Robin_Weber(46) says: Not a chance.
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: I can't let a lady run.
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: My boss will fire me if he hears this, please..
Robin_Weber(46) says: Look you crazy Russian bastard, go stalk someone else.
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: Ohh..
Bundy_Gvardia(0) Smirks
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: I'm a driver.
Robin_Weber(46) says: No, you're a drug dealing swine.

Bundy <3

OMG Bundy you are too addicted to Eastern Promises, get fresh air :O

[Monty yate]

Probably looks conceited to post a chat log including yourself, yet alas the hazards of playing a female character/how desperate people try to get laid:

Bundy_Gvardia(0) shouts: Hop in!!
Robin_Weber(46) says: Not a chance.
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: I can't let a lady run.
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: My boss will fire me if he hears this, please..
Robin_Weber(46) says: Look you crazy Russian bastard, go stalk someone else.
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: Ohh..
Bundy_Gvardia(0) Smirks
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: I'm a driver.
Robin_Weber(46) says: No, you're a drug dealing swine.

Bundy <3

lol,Nice one!!!

[Petarda]

Probably looks conceited to post a chat log including yourself, yet alas the hazards of playing a female character/how desperate people try to get laid:

Bundy_Gvardia(0) shouts: Hop in!!
Robin_Weber(46) says: Not a chance.
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: I can't let a lady run.
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: My boss will fire me if he hears this, please..
Robin_Weber(46) says: Look you crazy Russian bastard, go stalk someone else.
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: Ohh..
Bundy_Gvardia(0) Smirks
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: I'm a driver.
Robin_Weber(46) says: No, you're a drug dealing swine.

Bundy <3

Eastern promises

[Tomer]

[19:09:42] Lamark_Cotroni: (94)   /PM 33 ITS KIDNAPPING STOP ORI WILL SHOOT YOU
[19:09:48] LorenzoSforza: (12) Busted!
[19:09:50] Nick_Alfonso: (61) lool
[19:09:56] NexxtThePenguin: (55) Oh Cotroni'S RP in /pm?
[19:09:57] NexxtThePenguin: (55) nice
[19:10:03] Jacob_Ancelotti: (21) Cotroni's on their best RP
[19:10:15] Lamark_Cotroni: (94) CB MEET ME AT HQ
[19:10:17] NexxtThePenguin: (55) pm 94 THIS ISTHE POLICE, stop the kidnapping!!!!

No offence to the group, but that's funny, atleast for me, ok.
.______________________________________ _________.

[Marcel]

[19:09:42] Lamark_Cotroni: (94)   /PM 33 ITS KIDNAPPING STOP ORI WILL SHOOT YOU
[19:09:48] LorenzoSforza: (12) Busted!
[19:09:50] Nick_Alfonso: (61) lool
[19:09:56] NexxtThePenguin: (55) Oh Cotroni'S RP in /pm?
[19:09:57] NexxtThePenguin: (55) nice
[19:10:03] Jacob_Ancelotti: (21) Cotroni's on their best RP
[19:10:15] Lamark_Cotroni: (94) CB MEET ME AT HQ
[19:10:17] NexxtThePenguin: (55) pm 94 THIS ISTHE POLICE, stop the kidnapping!!!!

No offence to the group, but that's funny, atleast for me, ok.
.______________________________________ _________.

Lol!

[Bundy]

Haha the chatlog had some Eastern Promises elements in it, only difference was Nikolai not getting called a drugdealing swine. And I don't even RP a Russian.. xd

[Tomer]

[01:37:15] <[NP]Monte.Montague> (46) Tomer, I earned 5 shekkels in under 5 minutes
[01:37:28] <[NP]Tomer> (15) i can earn more, less time, where, how
[01:37:32] <[NP]Tomer> (15) israeli in stealth..
[01:37:42] <[NP]Monte.Montague> (46) I found it in Asda
[01:37:49] <[NP]Tomer> (15) that noobshop
[01:38:11] <[NP]Monte.Montague> (46) I know right... Asda Shmasda...
[01:38:18] <[NP]Tomer> (15) XD
[01:38:27] <[NoTag]Mikal> (19) is Asda Shmasda from Pakistan?

Lol mikal ;p .. ;p

[BarelyVisible]

And I don't even RP a Russian.. xd

//me sees Gvardia tag, assumes character must be russian.

Mistakes are made ha ha