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Offline Mikal

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Reply #4545 on: October 18, 2013, 12:48:56 am
[21:19:33] BigAssDildo was kicked by Leon_Arallian(27) for Another name please.
[21:20:40] SmallAssDildo was kicked by Leon_Arallian(27) for still not good, another name.
[21:21:38] ReallySmallDildo was kicked by Leon_Arallian(27) for Still not good. another name...
[21:22:18] NotADildo was kicked by Leon_Arallian(27) for ok. but still; another name.
[21:23:01] <Leon_Arallian> (27) I expect him to coem with "largepointything"
[21:23:50] <LargePointyThing> (42) Is this fine now?
[21:23:52] <Leon_Arallian> (27) yes.
[21:23:52] <LargePointyThing> (42) Jesus christ



 :lol:
Used tab > Saw his name come up before the server connected him > Simples. :app:

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Reply #4546 on: October 18, 2013, 06:32:06 am
[21:19:33] BigAssDildo was kicked by Leon_Arallian(27) for Another name please.
[21:20:40] SmallAssDildo was kicked by Leon_Arallian(27) for still not good, another name.
[21:21:38] ReallySmallDildo was kicked by Leon_Arallian(27) for Still not good. another name...
[21:22:18] NotADildo was kicked by Leon_Arallian(27) for ok. but still; another name.
[21:23:01] <Leon_Arallian> (27) I expect him to coem with "largepointything"
[21:23:50] <LargePointyThing> (42) Is this fine now?
[21:23:52] <Leon_Arallian> (27) yes.
[21:23:52] <LargePointyThing> (42) Jesus christ




That was really funny  :lol:

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Reply #4547 on: October 20, 2013, 05:42:22 pm
[16:38:18] Gibson.(65): Police Radio: officer fuck..., Over.
[16:38:31] Gibson.(65): Police Radio: can you please not use a civlian vehicle to patrol and chase.. we have regulations, Over.
[16:38:35] Gibson.(65): Police Radio: that means you must use a patrol car, Over.

[16:38:45] Chucklefuck(81): Police Radio: I am the LAW, Over.



Representing ZE LAW!



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Reply #4548 on: October 20, 2013, 06:22:46 pm
[19:18:23] PM to Danny_Williams(37): say what
[19:18:49] PM from Danny_Williams(37): what
[19:18:53] PM to Danny_Williams(37): Good.
[19:18:59] PM to Danny_Williams(37): HAHAHAHAHA THAT CHATLOG HAAHHAHA
[19:19:07] PM from Danny_Williams(37): post it
[19:19:11] PM to Danny_Williams(37): nah
[19:19:18] PM from Danny_Williams(37): write me a book about it

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Reply #4549 on: October 20, 2013, 07:16:02 pm
[19:18:23] PM to Danny_Williams(37): say what
[19:18:49] PM from Danny_Williams(37): what
[19:18:53] PM to Danny_Williams(37): Good.
[19:18:59] PM to Danny_Williams(37): HAHAHAHAHA THAT CHATLOG HAAHHAHA
[19:19:07] PM from Danny_Williams(37): post it
[19:19:11] PM to Danny_Williams(37): nah
[19:19:18] PM from Danny_Williams(37): write me a book about it

I need someone to confirm.. is this even the slightest bit funny?



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Reply #4550 on: October 20, 2013, 07:23:39 pm
[22:24:18] <[WG]GreenEye> (83) and who spawns a boat in the Glen Park Pond
OH LOL, IS IT STILL THERE

#RealSkotto



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Reply #4551 on: October 20, 2013, 11:07:08 pm
[21:54:57] Pagon(70) shouts megaphone): Having a picnic?

[21:55:05] Antonio_Luciano(28) shouts: Who are you, The TinkyWinkie Patrol!!

[21:55:12] Antonio_Luciano(28) shouts: Nice car!!

[21:55:14] Laughs (Antonio_Luciano(28))

[21:55:14] Pagon(70) shouts megaphone): Dont you dare critizie my car

[21:55:23] Bosse_Parnevik(22) has joined the server from Sweden.

[21:55:28] Antonio_Luciano(28) shouts: Oh i just did, Its powderpuff pink!!

[21:55:36] Pagon(70) shouts megaphone): No one insults Mr. Piggy

[21:55:41] Evca_Luciano(56) Laughs Hysterically

[21:55:47] Screenshot Taken - sa-mp-034.png

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Reply #4552 on: October 20, 2013, 11:12:15 pm
[16:38:18] Gibson.(65): Police Radio: officer f**k..., Over.
[16:38:31] Gibson.(65): Police Radio: can you please not use a civlian vehicle to patrol and chase.. we have regulations, Over.
[16:38:35] Gibson.(65): Police Radio: that means you must use a patrol car, Over.

[16:38:45] Chucklef**k(81): Police Radio: I am the LAW, Over.



Representing ZE LAW!

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Reply #4553 on: October 22, 2013, 10:21:44 am

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Reply #4554 on: October 22, 2013, 06:28:51 pm


Finally someone roleplaying a murder!


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Reply #4555 on: October 24, 2013, 11:52:16 am
[11:49:30] <Sikter> (36) I see u have low skills of geography

[11:49:37] No names with that search criteria.

[11:49:39] No names with that search criteria.

[11:49:43] <[Rstar]Paul> (32) I see you have low multiaccounting skills.

[11:49:43] <Niko_Vendito> (37) any ArgonathsportBetting manager online ?

[11:49:47] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] NexxtThePenguin(27):{FFFFFF} He cannot buy a hunter, so that answer is useless, Leon :P.

[11:49:48] Sikter was banned by [Rstar]Paul(32) for Multiaccounting.



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Reply #4556 on: October 24, 2013, 11:54:23 am
iman_taggalia: (0) where is macadonia?! :D
Sikter: (36) Macedonia u mean?
iman_taggalia: (0) yes
Sikter: (36) How u mean where?
iman_taggalia: (0) where is it?! asia.america or
Peter_Corleone: (8) Europe, i think
Sikter: (36) Lol bro, Macedonia is next to Turkey actually
Sikter: (36) I see u have low skills of geography
[Rstar]Paul: (32) I see you have low multiaccounting skills.
Sikter was banned by [Rstar]Paul(32) for Multiaccounting.


Ended up with a lots of laughter!  :bananarock:



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Reply #4557 on: October 25, 2013, 08:24:45 am
iman_taggalia: (0) where is macadonia?! :D
Sikter: (36) Macedonia u mean?
iman_taggalia: (0) yes
Sikter: (36) How u mean where?
iman_taggalia: (0) where is it?! asia.america or
Peter_Corleone: (8) Europe, i think
Sikter: (36) Lol bro, Macedonia is next to Turkey actually
Sikter: (36) I see u have low skills of geography
[Rstar]Paul: (32) I see you have low multiaccounting skills.
Sikter was banned by [Rstar]Paul(32) for Multiaccounting.


Ended up with a lots of laughter!  :bananarock:

:))))))))))))))))))

that was Awesome :))

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Reply #4558 on: October 25, 2013, 03:27:59 pm
It was WP from Paul rofl



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Reply #4559 on: October 26, 2013, 02:08:51 am
Sikter: (36) Lol bro, Macedonia is next to Turkey actually
Sikter: (36) I see u have low skills of geography
The irony.



 


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