[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Jeremy.]

[22:26:21] oisacx(46) says: lets go find a suspect ye

[22:26:26] NexxtThePenguin(58) says: You find one

[22:26:29] NexxtThePenguin(58) says: Tell me

[22:26:36] NexxtThePenguin(58) says: There is none

[22:26:38] NexxtThePenguin(58) says: LOL

[22:26:50] Jeremy_Gvardia(57) says: we abuse then

[22:26:50] <NexxtThePenguin> (58) lol

[22:26:54] oisacx(46) says: yes

[22:26:57] oisacx(46) says: lets abuse 57

[22:26:59] oisacx(46) says: perfect

[22:27:01] <Jeremy_Gvardia> (57) ./area 57

[22:27:01] oisacx(46) says: instant kill

[22:27:06] You were suspected by officer NexxtThePenguin(58) for assault

[22:27:08] Jeremy_Gvardia(57) says: ooo eem gee

[22:27:09] Jeremy_Gvardia(57) shouts: NO!!

[22:27:11] oisacx(46) says: LOL

[22:27:14] Jeremy_Gvardia(57) shouts: PLS!!

[22:27:14] NexxtThePenguin(58) says: LOL

[22:27:20] NexxtThePenguin(58) says: Unsu him, its okay.

[22:27:21] You have been unsuspected by oisacx(46) for cleared

[Pagon]

Crime of [NSC]Markkson(15) [1]: suspected by officer X for black man ignoring white cop



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Firemen! Stop growing weed! There's a fire!



Server message (like /cmbwarning)
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wtf?




PM to DonK(23): You look hilarious with that helmet and the bicycle, no offence, its just super funny xD
PM from DonK(23): U LAUGH AT FREE KUP



[20:15:23] You reported Dareg_Jaredfungle(ID:16) to admins for "flaming"
[20:15:24] Dareg_Jaredfungle(16) was warned by =AV=Spikmun(56) for flaming, copbaiting

[Morais]

Never saw a /cmbwarning before

[Ragdoll]

[20:15:23] You reported Dareg_Jaredfungle(ID:16) to admins for "flaming"
[20:14:24] Dareg_Jaredfungle(16) was warned by =AV=Spikmun(56) for flaming, copbaiting

Does your time go backwards?

[Pagon]

Does your time go backwards?

Hehe, typo fixed

Never saw a /cmbwarning before

That is a warning that pops up in the middle of the screen with a big font, and stays there for 5-10 seconds

EDIT: The real command is /cmbalert

[Louise]

[19:19:38] Crime of TeaM_Louise(22) [1]: suspected by officer Noomi(38) for dirty armpits

Then...

[19:20:42] You have been unsuspected by [WS]Mikro(45) for Go take a shower... not a crime

[Pagon]

[19:19:38] Crime of TeaM_Louise(22) [1]: suspected by officer Noomi(38) for dirty armpits

Then...

[19:20:42] You have been unsuspected by [WS]Mikro(45) for Go take a shower... not a crime

You shouldn't laugh, but I always start gigglin' when some new player suspects for the most random reasons ever as a cop

[IsabellaSforza]

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[Petarda]

Admin said something and...



[20:40:30] <Jordan_Walker> (86) will what?!!

[20:40:30] <Jovanca_Luciano> (93) BE RICH!

[20:40:32] <[eLgIN]> (67) START OVER

[20:40:33] <LaktuS.Alemdar> (19) boom

[20:40:35] <Mazen_Luciano> (4) Criminal for ever,

[20:40:36] <Mircea.> (47) LOL

[20:40:36] <Emre.> (31) be happy you doofuses

[20:40:37] <[GSF]_Rob> (127) RS5 server is closed

[20:40:37] <Kaley> (54) xd

[20:40:37] <Petar_Gvardia.> (57) Told u

[20:40:37] <[VLA]Rei> (9) hahahahahahahhaha

[20:40:37] <Gruia> (17) ok

[20:40:38] <Gruia> (17) lol

[20:40:38] <[9th]Ramo_Hawk> (3) haha

[20:40:39] <Dominik_Beand> (5) :D:D:D

[20:40:39] <TheStar> (68) :D:D:D

[20:40:39] <Kimya> (108) really

[20:40:39] <[VLA]Rei> (9) hahahahahahahhaha

[20:40:39] <[eLgIN]> (67) HAHA

[20:40:39] <Michael_Hawk> (36) -.-"

[20:40:40] <[VLA]Rei> (9) hahahahahahahhaha

[20:40:40] <Jordan_Walker> (86) hehehehe

[20:40:40] <Marcello_Stracci> (51) loooooooool

[20:40:41] <[M]Drake.Alemdar> (28) lollolol

[20:40:41] <Petar_Gvardia.> (57) very funny joke

[magnusjedi]

From a roleplay where i pretended as my mom needed cancer meds. I took a EMS as a hostage and the police came 


[17:13:31] [Rstar]Drix(16) says: Magnus, i'm gonna make you a honest promise.
[17:13:41] [Rstar]Drix(16) says: I'm gonna take care of your mom personally.

[[Rstar]Peter]

mike_tec (51) tom
mike_tec (51) murt
[Rstar]Murt (0) Yes?
mike_tec (51) hi
[Rstar]Murt (0) hi

[Pagon]

[14:19:31] Ricky_Lectone(16) has been unsuspected by [Rstar]Janek(18) - Admin case
[14:21:07] Chris.J(1) has been unsuspected by [Rstar]Janek(18) - Cleared of wrongdoing
[14:22:44] Marcello_Stracci(15) has been unsuspected by [Rstar]Janek(18) - admin case
[14:22:56] Stiven_Cotroni(22) has been unsuspected by [Rstar]Janek(18) - admin case
[14:23:08] Mr.Shahbaz_Corler(3) has been unsuspected by [Rstar]Janek(18) - admin case
[14:23:20] Marcello_Stracci(15) has been unsuspected by [Rstar]Janek(18) - admin case


Noany suspects when Janek's around. These were 3 different occurances that took place in 2 minutes.

[Mircea_Niko]

From a roleplay where i pretended as my mom needed cancer meds. I took a EMS as a hostage and the police came 


[17:13:31] [Rstar]Drix(16) says: Magnus, i'm gonna make you a honest promise.
[17:13:41] [Rstar]Drix(16) says: I'm gonna take care of your mom personally.

   The hell...

[Bengt]

Kaze(11) searches the man, starting off with his torso.
Kaze(11) moves down towards the waist.
Lustigkurre_Svensson(26) gets a boner.
Peeter_Rebane(15) notices the boner.
Kaze(11) says: What do I find? ))
Lustigkurre_Svensson(26) says: A boner.
Lustigkurre_Svensson(26) says: Nothing but a boner.
Kaze(11) says: Ahh, you better put that away son.
Lustigkurre_Svensson(26) says: I will try to control it.
Kaze(11) says: Thank you kind Sir, enjoy your day!

[Jenny_Adams]

Police Radio - Louis(1): Shits fired, over.
Police Radio - Jenny_Adams(4): what, over.
Police Radio - Doggi(23): :|, over.
Police Radio - [Rstar]Razor(36): oh god run, over.
Police Radio - Louis(1): Code 30, over.