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Offline Tomer

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Reply #4590 on: January 20, 2014, 07:15:41 pm
Quote from: TiMoN on January 16, 2014, 11:58:44 am
i got it
anyway, wats up with the sugard jokes
cuz demir asked if drug factory is realseD?   with big D, typical capsers, u know.
jacob replied SugarD who haz capital in name, so that wats up on that.


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Reply #4591 on: January 20, 2014, 08:13:56 pm
Quote from: Jaka_Lah on January 16, 2014, 11:16:36 pm
I'm not a part of this system!

[23:11:41] JackThePenguin(4) shouts: GIMME GUNt!!
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[23:11:41] JackThePenguin(4) shouts: GIMME GUNt!!
[23:11:42] {0055FF}UNDERCOVER_BROTHER{FFFFFF}: (32) admins don't u think they should give the cops a shotgun (not combat shotgun)?
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Lol


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Reply #4592 on: January 22, 2014, 01:54:24 pm
Quote from: Jaka_Lah on January 20, 2014, 06:53:29 pm
Jaimie_Ruler(22) says: because you are driving to wreckless
 Jacob_Ancelotti(11) says: You just parked your vehicle reckless.
 Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: You just parked your cruiser covering the road
 Jack_Ancelotti(5) looks at the cruiser that is blocking half of the road
 Shaun_Massini(6) says: philp /engine off
 Jaimie_Ruler: (22) but my sirens are on and im holding you on the side of the road
 Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: Somebody just coming in would run into it and send some poor fella directly to the hospital
 Jacob_Ancelotti(11) says: Incoming traffic might hit your cruiser.
 Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: Doesnt matter, your sirens wont bring back the people you kill
 Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: I am going to have to give you a ticket
 Jack_Ancelotti(5) coughs
 Jaimie_Ruler(22) says: i give you a ticket of 50
 Philip_Ancelotti(8) takes out his ticket book
 Jaimie_Ruler(22) says: pay it or go to jail
 Jack_Ancelotti(5) looks at the officer holding a nitestick
 Philip_Ancelotti(8) writes a ticket for 50$ for reckless parking and unnecessary nuisance with sirens
 Philip_Ancelotti(8) hands it to Jaimie
 Jaimie_Ruler(22) says: you give me ticket
 Jacob_Ancelotti(11) says: Pay it, 50 ARD.
 Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: Yes, you are endangering the people
 Jaimie_Ruler(22) says: o ok drive better
 Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: Okay, see you around

Scare off ticket-hungry cops
LIKE AN ANCELOTTI BAWS! (literally)


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Reply #4593 on: January 22, 2014, 02:20:21 pm
Quote from: Jaka_Lah on January 20, 2014, 06:53:29 pm
Jaimie_Ruler(22) says: because you are driving to wreckless
 Jacob_Ancelotti(11) says: You just parked your vehicle reckless.
 Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: You just parked your cruiser covering the road
 Jack_Ancelotti(5) looks at the cruiser that is blocking half of the road
 Shaun_Massini(6) says: philp /engine off
 Jaimie_Ruler: (22) but my sirens are on and im holding you on the side of the road
 Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: Somebody just coming in would run into it and send some poor fella directly to the hospital
 Jacob_Ancelotti(11) says: Incoming traffic might hit your cruiser.
 Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: Doesnt matter, your sirens wont bring back the people you kill
 Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: I am going to have to give you a ticket
 Jack_Ancelotti(5) coughs
 Jaimie_Ruler(22) says: i give you a ticket of 50
 Philip_Ancelotti(8) takes out his ticket book
 Jaimie_Ruler(22) says: pay it or go to jail
 Jack_Ancelotti(5) looks at the officer holding a nitestick
 Philip_Ancelotti(8) writes a ticket for 50$ for reckless parking and unnecessary nuisance with sirens
 Philip_Ancelotti(8) hands it to Jaimie
 Jaimie_Ruler(22) says: you give me ticket
 Jacob_Ancelotti(11) says: Pay it, 50 ARD.
 Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: Yes, you are endangering the people
 Jaimie_Ruler(22) says: o ok drive better
 Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: Okay, see you around

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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Mr Cofiliano how can you deny that we had any relation or intercourse, while you are prosecuting me?

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Reply #4594 on: January 23, 2014, 06:13:00 pm
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[19:04:50] mike_tec: (6) we goin to spilt the fires up so everyone gets money

[19:05:01] [WS]Slavik (0) Slpit*


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Reply #4595 on: January 28, 2014, 03:28:48 pm
The Joys of Volunteer Fireman Duty

Firefighter [EMS]Gruia(11): Stop abusing water cannon, over
Firefighter supermotard420(4): I'm watering trees, over.
Firefighter [EMS]Gruia(11): Meh they need a little water I guess, over.
*supermotard420 Knocks over a tree*
Firefighter [EMS]Gruia(11): STOP RUINING OUR BEAUTIFUL TREES, over.
Firefighter [EMS]Gruia(11): You have no respect for nature, over.
Firefighter supermotard420(4): f**k the trees!!!, over.


BarelyVisible(3) says: Teddy discussed the possibility of /pickpocket being removed.
[WS]Astaroth(9) shouts: Gonna go rob people before it gets removed!!
[EMS]Gruia(11) shouts: Ok!!


Emergency Radio - Firefighter BarelyVisible(3): Don't trust the police... No justice no peace!
Emergency Radio - Firefighter BarelyVisible(3): Whoops wrong channel.
Emergency Radio - Firefighter [WS]Astaroth(9): Ye ye fo sho'. What'd the FD do with the drugs we found in a house yo?
Emergency Radio - Firefighter [WS]Astaroth(9): Shit..
Emergency Radio - Firefighter BarelyVisible(3): Nigguh wut? How did your Balla ass get on this channel?
Emergency Radio - Firefighter [WS]Astaroth(9): I got everything
Emergency Radio - Firefighter Roland(6): 10-3, keep the chat clean
[WS]Astaroth(9) shouts: HELL NO!!
Firefighter BarelyVisible(3): Sorry Govna, over.
Roland(6) adjusts his Lieutenant hat


BarelyVisible: (3) Admen!!! Halp!!! Gruia cut my penis off!!!
[EMS]Gruia: (11) LOL
Belta: (8) LOL
[WS]Slavik_Kolta: (1) Not a rule break



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Reply #4596 on: January 28, 2014, 04:35:26 pm
Quote from: BarelyVisible on January 28, 2014, 03:28:48 pm
BarelyVisible: (3) Admen!!! Halp!!! Gruia cut my penis off!!!
[EMS]Gruia: (11) LOL
Belta: (8) LOL
[WS]Slavik_Kolta: (1) Not a rule break

Just another day in Argonath :D

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Reply #4597 on: January 29, 2014, 06:56:42 pm
[19:44:42] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Fernando_Tlinga123(12):{FFFFFF} FFS no Andromada no AT-400 how is it supost to explode something then ???

[19:44:48] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] [RPIT]JDC(7):{FFFFFF} use shemales

[19:44:50] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] [RPIT]JDC(7):{FFFFFF} shamals*


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Reply #4598 on: January 30, 2014, 04:53:07 am
LOL



Само слога Србина спасава!!!

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Reply #4599 on: January 30, 2014, 05:37:10 am
Quote from: BarelyVisible on January 28, 2014, 03:28:48 pm
The Joys of Volunteer Fireman Duty

Lmaoo, Can't stop reading this
Gruia cut my ***** off... LOOL


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Reply #4600 on: January 30, 2014, 12:10:54 pm
Quote from: Omar Aly on January 29, 2014, 06:56:42 pm

[19:44:48] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] [RPIT]JDC(7):{FFFFFF} use shemales


 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Reply #4601 on: February 01, 2014, 04:56:36 pm
*While an investigation going on after a bomb threat*
[16:42:44] [EES]Leon_Agony(3) was suspected by Travis_Kolta(26), reason: Terrorism

[16:48:06] Fernando_Tlinga123(8) says: Ok, tell me what happend
[16:48:12] [EES]Leon_Agony(3) says: I neded cry the civilian,
[16:48:19] [EES]Leon_Agony(3) says: I haven't a any Bomb
[16:49:13] [EES]Leon_Agony(3) says: This is not a terrorism, t
 


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Reply #4602 on: February 01, 2014, 05:01:17 pm
Uhmm.. I don't get it.


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Reply #4603 on: February 01, 2014, 07:19:33 pm
Quote from: Ragdoll on February 01, 2014, 05:01:17 pm
Uhmm.. I don't get it.
Cow humor.. nobody gets it.


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Reply #4604 on: February 02, 2014, 03:29:55 am
Quote from: Jaka_Lah on February 01, 2014, 07:19:33 pm
Cow humor.. nobody gets it.

Not even cows?


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