[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Oliver]

*On break from patrol, chilling in a donut joint while Vince is raving into his radio about an unit breaking SAPD protocols*

[Rstar]Vince(25) sighs, placing the radio down and beginning to eat his radio.

I am genuinely worried about his financial problems.

[Slavik]

*On break from patrol, chilling in a donut joint while Vince is raving into his radio about an unit breaking SAPD protocols*

[Rstar]Vince(25) sighs, placing the radio down and beginning to eat his radio.

I am genuinely worried about his financial problems.

 

[Vince]

*On break from patrol, chilling in a donut joint while Vince is raving into his radio about an unit breaking SAPD protocols*

[Rstar]Vince(25) sighs, placing the radio down and beginning to eat his radio.

I am genuinely worried about his financial problems.

[Solis]

Not really funny, just ironic.

[17:24:50] Danny_Santovis (14) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.

[17:24:50] Danny_Santovis (14) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.

[17:24:50] Danny_Santovis (14) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.

[17:24:50] Danny_Santovis (14) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.

[17:24:50] Danny_Santovis (14) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.

[17:24:50] Danny_Santovis (14) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.

[17:24:50] Danny_Santovis (14) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.

[17:24:50] Danny_Santovis (14) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.

[17:24:50] Danny_Santovis (14) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.

[17:24:50] Danny_Santovis (14) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.

[Slavik]

^^ Sauron almost got kicked....

[Skecis]

I guess that's new record? last one was 7 times i think

[Jaka_Lah]

I guess that's new record? last one was 7 times i think

no.

[Padres]

Matteo_Corleone(16) slaps Padres in the neck and shows him who's the father.
[WS]Padres_Rosso(17) says: Ah yeah, that feels good pa.
Matteo_Corleone(16) says: Ma god pal that's a real cobra.


Alessio_Corleone(18) wraps his dick around Camerons thigh and pulls him downwards.

[Kaze]

[20:05:47] <Sandisk.> (83) Aragorn's inactive
[20:05:50] <Sandisk.> (83) ?
[20:05:54] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Yes
[20:05:56] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (69) Yes, indeed he is.
[20:06:05] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed
[20:06:09] <Sandisk.> (83) Indeed
[20:06:12] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed
[20:06:16] <WantedInAllStates> (63) Indeed
[20:06:17] <Joohoost> (90) indeed.
[20:06:18] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Oh, yes quite indeed
[20:06:19] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) deednI
[20:06:21] <Sandisk.> (83) LOL
[20:06:22] <WantedInAllStates> (63) lololol
[20:06:27] <[Rstar]Louis> (34) Indeed we should all drop the indeed -.-
[20:06:32] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (69) Indeed, Louis.
[20:06:33] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed Louis, Indeed
[20:06:33] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) Indeed
[20:06:33] <Sandisk.> (83) Indeed louis
[20:06:36] <WantedInAllStates> (63) Ineed louis
[20:06:37] <Joohoost> (90) indeed louis
[20:06:38] <WantedInAllStates> (63) LOOL
[20:06:40] Jim_ConRoy (89) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
[20:06:44] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Quite indeed.
[20:06:50] <WantedInAllStates> (63) Indeed Jeffrey
[20:06:53] <Sandisk.> (83) indeed jeffrey
[20:06:57] <Joohoost> (90) indeed
[20:07:07] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed wanted
[20:07:09] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed
[20:07:19] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) Indeed Troy, Indeed.
[20:07:25] <Joohoost> (90) indeed .
[20:07:29] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Ineed Franco, indeed
[20:07:37] <Troy> (64) Indeed
[20:07:37] <Sandisk.> (83) combo breaker
[20:07:39] <WantedInAllStates> (63) Indeed, i think we should stop saying indeed or jeffrey or louis will indeedly Kick/tempban/rape us :o xD
[20:07:43] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Jolly well indeed
[20:07:45] * Admin: Indeed, no seriously drop it.
[20:07:50] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed admin
[20:08:00] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (69) Indeed - The new member of the troll family.
[20:08:09] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) To 4chan!
[20:08:10] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (69) Mrs. Forever Alone gave birth too.. 'Indeed'
[20:08:12] Xenon_Ancelotti was kicked by Fat_Purple(37) for shitting on groups.
[20:08:31] [Rstar]Drix(97) has joined the server from Albania
[20:08:42] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Drix do you know what time it is?
[20:08:48] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Time to stab Drix indeed!
[20:08:51] Xenon_Ancelotti(98) has joined the server from United Kingdom
[20:08:52] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) *stabs Drix*
[20:09:00] Role(99) has joined the server from Canada
[20:09:05] <Joohoost> (90) Need heal? pm me.
[20:09:39] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed it was
[20:09:45] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) trolol
[20:10:00] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) I think I like the word Indeed
[20:10:02] <WantedInAllStates> (63) Okay seriously i think admins are getting fustrated xD
[20:10:05] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) Mikal.
[20:10:06] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) Indeed
[20:10:11] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) .changename Mikal_Indeed
[20:10:11] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Franco
[20:10:13] <WantedInAllStates> (63) 0_0 lool
[20:10:32] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) Then
[20:10:37] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) [ADF]Indeed
[20:10:40] <[ADF]Mikal> (58)
[20:10:45] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed Franco, indeed
[20:10:57] <[Rstar]Louis> (34) I had to restart server but i forgot D:
[20:11:09] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed Louis
[20:11:15] <Joohoost> (90) lol Mikal
[20:11:21] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) we shall add "indeed" to our fav stuff
[20:11:23] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) to 4chan!
[20:11:29] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed Franco, indeed
[20:11:39] <Vito_Marlen> (97) wtf is 4chan?
[20:11:42] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) From now on...
[20:11:44] <Sandisk.> (83) trolling site
[20:11:46] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) I wont be talking alot in /p
[20:11:55] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) Since one little thing means something else in this modern day.
[20:11:58] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Whys that Xenon?
[20:12:07] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) I just kicked for ''shitting on groups''
[20:12:09] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) What do you mean? :o
[20:12:10] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) When I didn't
[20:12:14] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed
[20:12:14] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) So yeah
[20:12:18] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) LOL ^^
[20:12:36] <[TGS]Anna_Rose> (18) Scream!!
[20:12:39] Nele_White was banned by Fat_Purple(37) for weapon and armour hacks.
[20:12:40] <TeaM_Edge> (48) Scream!!
[20:12:44] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Ahhhhh Indeed
[20:12:52] <TeaM_Edge> (48) indude
[20:12:57] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Infemale
[20:12:57] <Sandisk.> (83) lol
[20:13:01] <Sandisk.> (83) ingay
[20:13:03] <Sandisk.> (83) jaja
[20:13:04] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) inbutt
[20:13:13] <Sandisk.> (83) indead
[20:13:32] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) And then I'll go on there and post "Indeed"
[20:13:43] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed it is Sandisk
[20:13:46] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed it is
[20:13:46] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) It is Sandisk, Indeed.
[20:13:53] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed Xenon
[20:14:07] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) *trollface*
[20:14:28] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) Guys, is it Recidence or Residence?
[20:14:33] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) Residence
[20:14:34] <Vito_Marlen> (97) Residence
[20:14:36] <Renz0.> (22) Residence
[20:14:56] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) Thanks, Renz0
[20:15:03] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed Xenon
[20:17:07] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Carnage_Gvardia(71):{FFFFFF} you have to type it in
[20:17:14] <[Rstar]Louis> (34) Attention attention! Heroin spot at Rodeo carpark has been moved to another place within LS.
[20:17:14] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] [ADF]Mikal(58):{FFFFFF} Indeed
[20:17:19] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Joohoost(90):{FFFFFF} Indeed.
[20:17:23] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed Louis
[20:17:25] You have been given a banana for 30 seconds and can not talk.
[20:17:57] <Sandisk.> (83) I don't remember any heroin spot in rodeo ..
[20:34:23] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) Indeed, Sandisk.
[20:34:23] <[Rstar]Louis> (34) We said to stop with the indeed jokes.


I believe this was sometime in 2011/2012 as I was in Ancelotti. INDEED.

[TiMoN]

Indeeds in this post: 59, damn it Mikal, you're always a laugh.

I guess that's new record? last one was 7 times i think

I got 14.

[Alfreddo.]

At that time I was Chen Indeed bro indeed.

[Alexander_Rijav]

[22:24:29] RCMP_MCU(30) shouts megaphone: This is the LAW ... PULL OVER to the side of the road!
[22:24:34] Alexander_Keyne(41) says: Side?
[22:24:47] Alexander_Keyne(41) shouts: Good?!!
[22:25:03] RCMP_MCU(30) - MEGAPHONE: engine off
[22:25:10] Alexander_Keyne(41) cuts out the cables with a knife,shuting the engine off.
[22:25:30] You can notice broken window and dash. (Alexander_Keyne(41))
[22:25:49] RCMP_MCU(30) says: going little fast tonight show me your license please
[22:26:19] Alexander_Keyne(41) hands a tractor license to the officer.
[22:27:00] Alexander_Keyne(41) says: Hurry up.
[22:27:09] RCMP_MCU(30) says: here u go sir everything check out have nice night drive safe
[22:27:29] RCMP_MCU(30) says: u are free to go sir
[22:27:35] Alexander_Keyne(41) says: I never know I can drive with it.
[22:27:45] RCMP_MCU(30) says: u are clean sir
[22:27:53] Alexander_Keyne(41) connects the cuted cable and lights the engine.

[kevinarens]

Lol, a tractor license :O


Meanwhile in jail..

[22:12:58] Ferah_Corleone(3) unzips his pants
[22:13:04] Kevin_Arens(2) looks away
[22:13:07] Kevin_Arens(2) says: O god.. not again
[22:13:13] Ferah_Corleone(3) puts in this penis thru the tight anus
[22:13:19] Anthony_Wilson(5) cries like a girl

[Alexander_Rijav]

Lol, a tractor license :O


Meanwhile in jail..

[22:12:58] Ferah_Corleone(3) unzips his pants
[22:13:04] Kevin_Arens(2) looks away
[22:13:07] Kevin_Arens(2) says: O god.. not again
[22:13:13] Ferah_Corleone(3) puts in this penis thru the tight anus
[22:13:19] Anthony_Wilson(5) cries like a girl

And then I wonder why those officers are so friendly! 

[Luke]