[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Slavik]

/facepalm 

[Shaun]

[IN]Shaun_Luciano(1) says: Jimmy you cant park in middle

[IN]Shaun_Luciano(1) says: move

[IN]Shaun_Luciano(1) says: Dont AFK in middle of road

Jimmy_Hopkins(7) says: Okay

Jimmy_Hopkins(7) says: Wain

Jimmy_Hopkins(7): Wait

Jimmy_Hopkins(7): yes 

 Jimmy_Hopkins(7) says: How to raise credit ?

 

[Axison]

What?

[Jaka_Lah]

[Oliver]

Oh look, a silly image. How hilarious.

Trane_Kiedis: (4) I downloaded 12GB of RAM last night
Brandon_Finney: (48) downloaded?
Trane_Kiedis: (4) yeah
Brandon_Finney: (48) you mean, bought?
Oliver_Daniels: (29) Yeah you can pirate RAM
Brandon_Finney: (48) holy crap, how?
Trane_Kiedis: (4) There was a Youtube video yeah
Trane_Kiedis: (4) where you could download RAM

nobody had the heart to tell Brandon his leg was being pulled

[Marcel]

Oh look, a silly image. How hilarious.

Trane_Kiedis: (4) I downloaded 12GB of RAM last night
Brandon_Finney: (48) downloaded?
Trane_Kiedis: (4) yeah
Brandon_Finney: (48) you mean, bought?
Oliver_Daniels: (29) Yeah you can pirate RAM
Brandon_Finney: (48) holy crap, how?
Trane_Kiedis: (4) There was a Youtube video yeah
Trane_Kiedis: (4) where you could download RAM

nobody had the heart to tell Brandon his leg was being pulled

http://www.downloadmoreram.com/

[eymas]

http://www.downloadmoreram.com/

I wonder if it actually just downloads a file of 1/2/4/8GB containing rubbish; like a randomized array 

[DarkShadowBlade]

 Emergency Radio - Firefighter [WS]Astaroth(27): Any senior officer available for a PD ride along?

Emergency Radio - Police [Rstar]CBFasi(31): wrong chat ?

Emergency Radio - Police DarkShadowBlade(18): Did you seriously ask that from the /e? as a firefighteR?

Emergency Radio - Police [EES]Imanuel(7): ....? wtf lmao

{0055FF}Lewis_Church{FFFFFF}: (6) woosh woosh woosh woosh

Emergency Radio - Firefighter [WS]Astaroth(27): Yes I did damnit. I want my ride along!

Emergency Radio - Police Nexus_Riggs(22): Alright enough, 10-3

haha Astaroth... Someone give Nexus an award for the most "10-3's in a year."

[Skecis]

I wonder if it actually just downloads a file of 1/2/4/8GB containing rubbish; like a randomized array 

They have cool phone nummber

Phone: (123) 456-7890
Fax: (123) 456-7890

Try downloading it.. it really does nothing

[Astaroth]

Emergency Radio - Firefighter [WS]Astaroth(27): Any senior officer available for a PD ride along?

Emergency Radio - Police [Rstar]CBFasi(31): wrong chat ?

Emergency Radio - Police DarkShadowBlade(18): Did you seriously ask that from the /e? as a firefighteR?

Emergency Radio - Police [EES]Imanuel(7): ....? wtf lmao

{0055FF}Lewis_Church{FFFFFF}: (6) woosh woosh woosh woosh

Emergency Radio - Firefighter [WS]Astaroth(27): Yes I did damnit. I want my ride along!

Emergency Radio - Police Nexus_Riggs(22): Alright enough, 10-3

I was just trying to get my ride along

[AK47]

Meanwhile in jail..

[22:12:58] Ferah_Corleone(3) unzips his pants
[22:13:04] Kevin_Arens(2) looks away
[22:13:07] Kevin_Arens(2) says: O god.. not again
[22:13:13] Ferah_Corleone(3) puts in this penis thru the tight anus
[22:13:19] Anthony_Wilson(5) cries like a girl

[Jaka_Lah]

How is that funny, civilians can have ride-alongs, especially FD people,

"Police Ride-Along Program

The Police Ride-Along program allows residents to accompany officers during their tour of duty in a police vehicle. This public education program gives residents a better understanding of police operations."

http://mpdc.dc.gov/page/police-ride-along-program

It's a thing!

[TiMoN]

http://www.downloadmoreram.com/

Don't know which one to download, I need to save money.

[Exterminator]

Don't know which one to download, I need to save money.

Honestly dude, don't download any. Not worth the risk man.

My friend started downloading ram and he went crazy, downloaded 100 petabytes of it. The cops seized his pc and now he owes lots of money to the ram recording companies...

[Dean.]

[17:44:36] TiMoN(12) says: I would like to see your dick size
[17:44:36] Eps_Smalls(32) says: ur mom
[17:44:42] Eps_Smalls(32) says: she knows it