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Offline Shaun

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Reply #4650 on: April 01, 2014, 05:48:36 pm
[17:44:36] TiMoN(12) says: I would like to see your dick size
[17:44:36] Eps_Smalls(32) says: ur mom
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LOL  TiMoN   :hah: :hah: :hah: :hah: :hah:

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Reply #4651 on: April 01, 2014, 08:01:09 pm
[17:44:36] TiMoN(12) says: I would like to see your dick size
[17:44:36] Eps_Smalls(32) says: ur mom
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:hah:  :rofl:

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Reply #4652 on: April 01, 2014, 08:06:15 pm
goddamn it D:



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Reply #4653 on: April 01, 2014, 08:22:04 pm
[17:44:36] TiMoN(12) says: I would like to see your dick size
[17:44:36] Eps_Smalls(32) says: ur mom
[17:44:42] Eps_Smalls(32) says: she knows it
Well played. :app:



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Reply #4654 on: April 02, 2014, 08:48:23 am
Not funny, but I liked it.
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[10:43:14] amir_montana(6) says: please give me 2k
[10:42:49] TiMoN(3) says: Do you want 2k so bad?
[10:43:17] TiMoN(3) says: suck my cock and ill give you 2k
[10:44:00] amir_montana(6) suck timon cock
[10:44:58] amir_montana(6) says: give 2k



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Reply #4655 on: April 03, 2014, 11:26:58 pm
Not funny, but I liked it.
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[10:43:14] amir_montana(6) says: please give me 2k
[10:42:49] TiMoN(3) says: Do you want 2k so bad?
[10:43:17] TiMoN(3) says: suck my cock and ill give you 2k
[10:44:00] amir_montana(6) suck timon cock
[10:44:58] amir_montana(6) says: give 2k
yes funny very!  :D



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Reply #4656 on: April 04, 2014, 11:09:04 pm
Very funny. not



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Reply #4657 on: April 08, 2014, 08:10:37 am
Not funny, but I liked it.
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[10:43:14] amir_montana(6) says: please give me 2k
[10:42:49] TiMoN(3) says: Do you want 2k so bad?
[10:43:17] TiMoN(3) says: suck my cock and ill give you 2k
[10:44:00] amir_montana(6) suck timon cock
[10:44:58] amir_montana(6) says: give 2k
You funni ser! HAHA I LOLED SO HARD



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Reply #4658 on: April 21, 2014, 10:35:34 pm
Al_Svensson(44): says: *Some random Swedish*
Ferah_Corleone(33): says: *Some random Swedish*
Brian_Oneil(38) says: What kind of language is this?
Ferah_Corleone(33) says: Swedish
[WS]Makaveli(57) says: damn swedes
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Reply #4659 on: April 25, 2014, 09:28:57 am
Al_Svensson(44): says: *Some random Swedish*
Ferah_Corleone(33): says: *Some random Swedish*
Brian_Oneil(38) says: What kind of language is this?
Ferah_Corleone(33) says: Swedish
[WS]Makaveli(57) says: damn swedes
Brian_Oneil(38) says: I felt like I was in the movie Lord of the rings and was listening to orcs speaking in orcish.

 :rofl: LOL!




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Reply #4660 on: May 25, 2014, 01:15:12 pm


Piece ^ :P

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Reply #4662 on: May 26, 2014, 08:06:47 am
 :rofl:

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Reply #4663 on: May 26, 2014, 12:35:30 pm
Lawl...

The reason i dont have a signature is very plain and simple, i am not a forum freak.


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Reply #4664 on: May 26, 2014, 06:14:24 pm


Piece ^ :P



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