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Offline AK47

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Reply #4665 on: May 26, 2014, 06:25:40 pm
Quote from: Mr. Goobii on April 21, 2014, 10:35:34 pm
Al_Svensson(44): says: *Some random Swedish*
Ferah_Corleone(33): says: *Some random Swedish*
Brian_Oneil(38) says: What kind of language is this?
Ferah_Corleone(33) says: Swedish
[WS]Makaveli(57) says: damn swedes
Brian_Oneil(38) says: I felt like I was in the movie Lord of the rings and was listening to orcs speaking in orcish.

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Reply #4666 on: May 26, 2014, 06:31:47 pm
OMG I WANT COLORED OPCODES MOD PLS SHARE


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Reply #4667 on: May 29, 2014, 09:30:46 pm
Quote from: TiMoN on May 26, 2014, 06:31:47 pm
OMG I WANT COLORED OPCODES MOD PLS SHARE
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Reply #4668 on: July 14, 2014, 05:16:48 pm
Doing a traffic stop on a convertible Stallion.

[16:09:59] window's status? (EthanF(1))
[16:10:04] No roof. (Alexander_Keyne(17))
[16:10:08] LOL (TeaM_Arslan(31))

[16:10:09] lol, k (EthanF(1))

[16:10:23] EthanF(1) says: I'm officer Williams with the Los Santos Police Department.

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Reply #4669 on: July 14, 2014, 05:27:17 pm
Quote from: Arslan on July 14, 2014, 05:16:48 pm
Doing a traffic stop on a convertible Stallion.

[16:09:59] window's status? (EthanF(1))
[16:10:04] No roof. (Alexander_Keyne(17))
[16:10:08] LOL (TeaM_Arslan(31))

[16:10:09] lol, k (EthanF(1))

[16:10:23] EthanF(1) says: I'm officer Williams with the Los Santos Police Department.
I think the roof is random.  :lol:


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Reply #4670 on: July 15, 2014, 12:10:02 am
Quote from: Arslan on July 14, 2014, 05:16:48 pm
Doing a traffic stop on a convertible Stallion.

[16:09:59] window's status? (EthanF(1))
[16:10:04] No roof. (Alexander_Keyne(17))
[16:10:08] LOL (TeaM_Arslan(31))

[16:10:09] lol, k (EthanF(1))

[16:10:23] EthanF(1) says: I'm officer Williams with the Los Santos Police Department.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Reply #4671 on: July 16, 2014, 11:55:51 am
[12:48:49] PM to [WS]Dean(8): My dog is so boring... laying on her bed for her entire life... 
[12:48:56] PM from [WS]Dean(8): ahww.. what type
[12:49:05] PM to [WS]Dean(8): A mixed Terrir 
[12:49:08] PM to [WS]Dean(8): Terrier* 
[12:49:43] PM to [WS]Dean(8): That bitc* doesn't do anything
[12:49:49] PM from [WS]Dean(8): aaah poor thing
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Reply #4672 on: July 21, 2014, 10:57:10 pm
Matthew shouts megaphone: This is the LAW.... PULL OVER to the side of the road!
Slutties says: license?
Matty gives license
Slutties says: okay, free to go
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Reply #4673 on: July 22, 2014, 09:49:49 am
Quote from: Dutchy on July 21, 2014, 10:57:10 pm
Matthew shouts megaphone: This is the LAW.... PULL OVER to the side of the road!
Slutties says: license?
Matty gives license
Slutties says: okay, free to go
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Matthew says: what was that?


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Reply #4674 on: July 28, 2014, 08:49:51 pm
RS4 has been banned by [Rstar]Rusty


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Reply #4675 on: July 28, 2014, 09:02:54 pm
Gandalf(55) has joined the server - Thats new!



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Reply #4676 on: August 05, 2014, 01:13:43 am
[02:09:22] [Rstar]Devin(24) has logged into the server from South Africa.
[02:09:29] [WS]Mario_Kolta(14): inb4 someone banned
[02:09:33] Jordan_Brown has been banned by [Rstar]Devin(24) for Banevasion.



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Reply #4677 on: August 05, 2014, 10:39:48 am
It seems like every time I login, someone gets banned.  :cowboy:


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Reply #4678 on: August 05, 2014, 10:42:24 am
Quote from: Devin on August 05, 2014, 10:39:48 am
It seems like every time I login, someone gets banned.  :cowboy:
bcuz u only get online to ban people...

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Mr Cofiliano how can you deny that we had any relation or intercourse, while you are prosecuting me?

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Reply #4679 on: August 05, 2014, 10:49:12 am
Quote from: Devin on August 05, 2014, 10:39:48 am
It seems like every time I login, someone gets banned.  :cowboy:
/changename [Rstar]Banner  :lol:


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