[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Vaeldious]

=AV=Ben.: (16) Request line open guys (only christmas songs please- Tupac isn't christmas ok?)
=AV=Ben.: (16) thanks :P
=AV=Ben. (16) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.

Classic Sauron the Grinch.

[Alex // Alex_Corallo]

ADVERTISEMENT: Selling NOS, contact Silvester_Marcello(Phone: 152503)

ADVERTISEMENT: Selling YES, contact Philip_Ancelotti(Phone: 284196)

[Alexander_Rijav]

[Help Chat] Alexander(25): Otherwise Autobang

[.Mario.]

[20:00:44] {A42626}Reznov_Sullivan{FFFFFF}: (25) Did I lost any payday ?
[20:00:52] {FFFFFF}Mario_Soprano{FFFFFF}: (46) yes reznov

[20:00:54] {FFFFFF}Mario_Soprano{FFFFFF}: (46) $66k

[20:01:00] {FFFFFF}Mario_Soprano{FFFFFF}: (46) 15 mins ago

[20:01:03] {FFFFFF}Hamza_Forlenza{FFFFFF}: (11) 76*

[20:01:04] {FFFFFF}Mario_Soprano{FFFFFF}: (46) by aragorn
[20:01:06] {FFFFFF}Alveron{FFFFFF}: (24) You just lost 66k payday
[20:01:08] {A42626}Reznov_Sullivan{FFFFFF}: (25) You joking ?
[20:01:11] {FFFFFF}Mario_Soprano{FFFFFF}: (46) not really

[20:01:12] {FFFFFF}Mario_Soprano{FFFFFF}: (46) ask alveron
[20:01:19] {FFFFFF}Shaun_Forlenza{FFFFFF}: (29) we got

[20:01:19] {FFFFFF}Alveron{FFFFFF}: (24) Yup there was..
[20:01:29] {FFFFFF}Mario_Soprano{FFFFFF}: (46) inb4 suicides irl
[20:01:30] {A42626}Reznov_Sullivan{FFFFFF}: Brb let me kill my self

[Alexander_Rijav]

Vlademir_Lenin(1) was suspected by Server, reason: Killing Josif_Stalin(6)

[David.]

Vlademir_Lenin(1) was suspected by Server, reason: Killing Josif_Stalin(6)

 

[Fuzzy]

New player joins for the first time...

[02:46:28] wenceLao(19) has logged into the server.
[02:49:59] Erik_Vercetti: (9) who wanna buy heroin
[02:50:10] Bryan_Archuleta: (36)  /ad Erik
[02:50:21] ADVERTISEMENT: Erik, contact wenceLao(ID: 19)

[02:50:26] [WS]Allison_Watters: (5) lmfao
[02:50:27] Fuzzball: (44) lol
[02:50:28] Justin_Parker: (0) lol
[02:50:29] Mr.P: (15) LOL
[02:50:30] Axis: (24) LOL
[02:50:30] TheRock_Kolta: (23) ahahahha
[02:50:34] Bryan_Archuleta: (36) lol
[02:50:47] wenceLao: (19) lol lol lol xD

[Khm]

LOL

[kevinarens]

Hahahaha!
In the end he's like..
[02:50:47] wenceLao: (19) lol lol lol xD

[Thomas R]

 

[Alexander_Rijav]

Plot twist: /ad isn't used for selling drugs! 

[Hady.]

dat prank call tho.

[23:10:25] Franklin_Kolta(49) is calling you. Use /pickup to answer or /rejectcall to cancel the call.

[23:10:34] Franklin_Kolta(49) says (phone): Hello sir

[23:10:38] Robert_Corleone(19) says (phone): Ciao.

[23:10:41] Franklin_Kolta(49) says (phone): Wanna see a funny joke sir?

[23:10:48] Robert_Corleone(19) says (phone): See?

[23:10:52] Franklin_Kolta(49) says (phone): Yes

[23:10:52] Robert_Corleone(19) says (phone): Go ahead.

[23:10:55] Franklin_Kolta(49) says (phone): Look at the mirror

[23:10:56] Franklin_Kolta(49) hang up the phone.

[23:10:58] {FFFFFF}Franklin_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (49) burn

[Khm]

Burn. 

[David.]

[Help Chat] Dave_Soprano: I didn't know the bank rules in the Usa
Nick_Turner: i dont have bank . but i hve [porn site] account
Axis: lol
Axis: omfg

Nick_Turner: holy shit carolina is a grandma ?
Carolina: yeps XD
Nick_Turner: wtf new generation generation play gta
Nick_Turner:w8 i tell my grandma to play too.. an you two going to frienmd

Gotta love those newbies ^^

[TheRock]

dat prank call tho.

[23:10:25] Franklin_Kolta(49) is calling you. Use /pickup to answer or /rejectcall to cancel the call.

[23:10:34] Franklin_Kolta(49) says (phone): Hello sir

[23:10:38] Robert_Corleone(19) says (phone): Ciao.

[23:10:41] Franklin_Kolta(49) says (phone): Wanna see a funny joke sir?

[23:10:48] Robert_Corleone(19) says (phone): See?

[23:10:52] Franklin_Kolta(49) says (phone): Yes

[23:10:52] Robert_Corleone(19) says (phone): Go ahead.

[23:10:55] Franklin_Kolta(49) says (phone): Look at the mirror

[23:10:56] Franklin_Kolta(49) hang up the phone.

[23:10:58] {FFFFFF}Franklin_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (49) burn

He tried that to me, hanged up the phone, guess who was in rage mode