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Offline AhmadLov

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Reply #4785 on: June 05, 2015, 06:49:36 pm
haha, to the rescue!

Talk slick you get your neck slit quick.

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Reply #4786 on: June 06, 2015, 11:11:24 am
Quote from: Janar on June 05, 2015, 06:29:05 pm
[18:45:34] Kniefpartey: (60) guys i suck please come at ammunation
[18:45:36] Chase_Greggor(63) has logged into the server from United States.

Dat timing.

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Offline Ivan_MC

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Reply #4787 on: June 11, 2015, 03:38:15 pm
[13:20:44] Jean_Polifroni has been kicked by TeaM_Arslan(35) for relog.
[13:20:46] TeaM_Arslan (35) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.

Sauron says: No you relog.

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Reply #4788 on: June 11, 2015, 03:53:12 pm
Quote from: Ivan_MC on June 11, 2015, 03:38:15 pm
[13:20:44] Jean_Polifroni has been kicked by TeaM_Arslan(35) for relog.
[13:20:46] TeaM_Arslan (35) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.

Sauron says: No you relog.

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Reply #4789 on: June 12, 2015, 11:18:11 pm
[14:53:55] Phone number of [GSF]J(2): 729520
[14:53:59] HINT: You now use T to talk on your cellphone, type /hangup to hang up.
[14:53:59] You are now calling [GSF]J(2) To cancel the call, use /hangup.
[14:54:02] [GSF]J(2) answered your call.
[14:54:04] [GSF]J(2) says (phone): Big J speakin'
[14:54:04] [WS]Manoni(35) says (phone): Hey yo, M speaking.
[14:54:14] [WS]Manoni(35) says (phone): Dude we gotta go, Deez needs us fast.
[14:54:26] [GSF]J(2) says (phone): Who's Deez?
[14:54:29] [WS]Manoni(35) says (phone): Deez Nuts
[14:54:30] You hung up the phone.


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Offline Bruce.

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Reply #4790 on: June 12, 2015, 11:42:45 pm
Quote from: Mustang on June 12, 2015, 11:18:11 pm
[14:53:55] Phone number of [GSF]J(2): 729520
[14:53:59] HINT: You now use T to talk on your cellphone, type /hangup to hang up.
[14:53:59] You are now calling [GSF]J(2) To cancel the call, use /hangup.
[14:54:02] [GSF]J(2) answered your call.
[14:54:04] [GSF]J(2) says (phone): Big J speakin'
[14:54:04] [WS]Manoni(35) says (phone): Hey yo, M speaking.
[14:54:14] [WS]Manoni(35) says (phone): Dude we gotta go, Deez needs us fast.
[14:54:26] [GSF]J(2) says (phone): Who's Deez?
[14:54:29] [WS]Manoni(35) says (phone): Deez Nuts
[14:54:30] You hung up the phone.

:rofl: hahahahahahahahaha

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SA:MP server is currently in a decent state with a stable player base of around 20-25 people on a daily basis.

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Reply #4791 on: June 16, 2015, 10:12:01 pm
[21:05:29] {ff0000}[DJ Announcement]{ffffff} Tune in /argoradio on - {ff0000}DJ Khm {ffffff}- /PM 55 for any desired request!
[21:06:07] PM from RemovedHisName(31): for any desired repuest!

Why was this unstickied though


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Reply #4792 on: June 17, 2015, 02:19:56 am
Quote from: Khm. on June 16, 2015, 10:12:01 pm
[21:05:29] {ff0000}[DJ Announcement]{ffffff} Tune in /argoradio on - {ff0000}DJ Khm {ffffff}- /PM 55 for any desired request!
[21:06:07] PM from RemovedHisName(31): for any desired repuest!

Why was this unstickied though

I guess due SA-MP General was half filled with stickied topics, it's much better now.

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Reply #4793 on: July 20, 2015, 12:59:27 am
=AV=F.Serin: (1) hahaha
=AV=F.Serin: (1) whoever is on the bridge with the wiener truck, it looks amazing from below
=AV=F.Serin: (1) all i see is the curved weiner
Chase_Greggor: (23) thats me


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Reply #4794 on: July 20, 2015, 03:55:56 am
Quote from: Celso on March 31, 2015, 01:16:05 am
[00:12:57] Leroy_Kolta: (0) wat

[00:13:14] Leroy_Kolta: (0) 22 tons+22 tons=42 tons. Why does it say you cannot carry when max is 42 tons O>o

[00:13:16] Leroy_Kolta: (0) 22 tons+22 tons=42 tons. Why does it say you cannot carry when max is 42 tons O.o

[00:13:22] [GSF]Traser: (48) it's 44

[00:13:24] Leroy_Kolta: (0) Shit nvm
Can't believe you posted this.
I was very tired- was up for like 3 days straight. But LOL. This was hilarious.


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Reply #4795 on: July 28, 2015, 07:14:12 pm
Your math teacher must be so proud


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Reply #4796 on: July 29, 2015, 04:00:54 am
Quote from: Luis. on July 28, 2015, 07:14:12 pm
Your math teacher must be so proud
Considering I taught most of the classes (yes, this is true - teacher was too lazy), I am proud of myself. Thank you :)


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Reply #4797 on: July 29, 2015, 02:18:06 pm
Quote from: Leroy_Kolta on July 29, 2015, 04:00:54 am
Considering I taught most of the classes (yes, this is true - teacher was too lazy), I am proud of myself. Thank you :)

And now we get the story as to why the rest of your class failed their maths class.  :janek:


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Reply #4798 on: July 29, 2015, 02:43:03 pm
Quote from: Manoni on June 12, 2015, 11:18:11 pm
[14:53:55] Phone number of [GSF]J(2): 729520
[14:53:59] HINT: You now use T to talk on your cellphone, type /hangup to hang up.
[14:53:59] You are now calling [GSF]J(2) To cancel the call, use /hangup.
[14:54:02] [GSF]J(2) answered your call.
[14:54:04] [GSF]J(2) says (phone): Big J speakin'
[14:54:04] [WS]Manoni(35) says (phone): Hey yo, M speaking.
[14:54:14] [WS]Manoni(35) says (phone): Dude we gotta go, Deez needs us fast.
[14:54:26] [GSF]J(2) says (phone): Who's Deez?
[14:54:29] [WS]Manoni(35) says (phone): Deez Nuts
[14:54:30] You hung up the phone.


y u do dis to me lol

I AM A BIG BOY I DONT TAKE SHIT FROM ANYONE

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Reply #4799 on: July 29, 2015, 10:29:28 pm
Quote from: Astaroth on January 15, 2013, 05:30:11 pm
You reported Zgjimi(ID:24) to admins for attempt to DM
iMarkz(5) is looking into your report
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PM from iMarkz(5): Hi Astaroth, one of your abuser has been abused.
xD still alive


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