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Offline Manoni

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Reply #4815 on: August 07, 2015, 12:28:25 am
Do not posts screenshots - write it down! We do not allow screenshots in this topic


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Reply #4816 on: August 07, 2015, 12:34:31 am
Fixed it.

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Reply #4817 on: August 07, 2015, 09:25:28 pm
you got any monkeys for sale!!

[20:04:55] [Rstar]Cyril(14) says: Yes!

[20:05:06] [Rstar]Cyril(14) says: Selling Monkey called Robert_Corleone

[20:05:12] =AV=Kaseem(19) says: how much for one

[20:05:20] [Rstar]Cyril(14) says: 5$ for RObert

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Reply #4818 on: August 07, 2015, 10:19:37 pm
Roflmao =))))))))

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Reply #4819 on: August 07, 2015, 11:06:44 pm
you got any monkeys for sale!!

[20:04:55] [Rstar]Cyril(14) says: Yes!

[20:05:06] [Rstar]Cyril(14) says: Selling Monkey called Robert_Corleone

[20:05:12] =AV=Kaseem(19) says: how much for one

[20:05:20] [Rstar]Cyril(14) says: 5$ for RObert

 rofl  :lol: :lol:



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Reply #4820 on: August 07, 2015, 11:15:10 pm
Poor Robert :lol:

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Reply #4821 on: August 08, 2015, 09:26:52 am



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Reply #4822 on: August 08, 2015, 01:44:01 pm
Advertising in /p?

Mr Cofiliano how can you deny that we had any relation or intercourse, while you are prosecuting me?


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Reply #4823 on: August 08, 2015, 03:19:36 pm
you got any monkeys for sale!!

[20:04:55] [Rstar]Cyril(14) says: Yes!

[20:05:06] [Rstar]Cyril(14) says: Selling Monkey called Robert_Corleone

[20:05:12] =AV=Kaseem(19) says: how much for one

[20:05:20] [Rstar]Cyril(14) says: 5$ for RObert

I still wouldnt purchase him.  ;)



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Reply #4824 on: August 11, 2015, 04:05:50 pm
[15:54:11] Hurensohn(24): How to buy a gun?

[15:54:17] Sam_Gvardia(8): Go to a ammunation

[15:54:22] Truth_Svensson(20): Go to ammunation

[15:54:24] Truth_Svensson(20): /buyweapon



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[15:58:53] hurensohnkiller94 has been banned by =AV=Justin(7) for DM.



This is a situation to cry, but somehow funny too.

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Reply #4825 on: September 10, 2015, 04:27:59 pm
[12:47:42] Luis_Gvardia(2) says: Johan, wanna see my pubic hair?
[12:47:51] Johan_Soprano(33) says: Do you even got some?
[12:47:59] Luis_Gvardia(2) says: I got an entire bush!
[12:48:12] Luis_Gvardia(2) says: Let me unzip my pants
[12:48:23] Luis_Gvardia(2) unzips his pants, and takes off his underwear
[12:48:23] Johan_Soprano(33) says: wait i got x ray glasses
[12:48:34] Johan_Soprano(33) says: You don't even.
[12:48:35] A wild bush of pubic hair shows ups (Luis_Gvardia(2))
[12:48:57] Johan_Soprano(33) says: Man if i'll show my bush, you will come to /harvestweed.
[12:49:00] Johan_Soprano(33) says: Bye.

 :lol:  :hah:



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Reply #4826 on: September 11, 2015, 11:25:29 am
HAHAHA Dom.

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Reply #4827 on: December 14, 2015, 12:07:19 pm



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Reply #4828 on: December 14, 2015, 12:12:00 pm
muhahaha got spammed as hell at that time :)))) post chatlog btw :P

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Reply #4829 on: December 14, 2015, 01:18:30 pm
topkop

Mr Cofiliano how can you deny that we had any relation or intercourse, while you are prosecuting me?


 


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