[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Pedro.]

[17:52:25] PM to Delion.(23): The Cheetah would cost $85.000 

[17:52:32] PM to Delion.(23): 10k cheaper than in the normal dealer 

[17:53:22] PM from Delion.(23): what is the cheaper?

[17:53:22] PM from Delion.(23): come in the cheaper to lspd!

[17:53:22] PM from Delion.(23): coming?

[17:53:30] PM to Delion.(23): ?????? 

[17:53:36] PM to Delion.(23): Cheaper = less expansive 

[17:53:55] PM from Delion.(23): come lspd i want to see it!

[17:54:09] PM to Delion.(23): But cheaper isn't a vehicle.... 

[17:54:26] PM from Delion.(23): so what is that>?

[Gr3ZxO_Gradiano.]

I almost died laughing   

[Bruce.]

*A gift falls down*
[02:36:30] [H R]Ellz(4) shouts: omg!!
[02:36:31] [H R]Ellz(4) shouts: omg!!
[02:36:31] [H R]Ellz(4) shouts: omg!!
[02:36:31] [H R]Ellz(4) shouts: omg!!
[02:36:33] Bruce_McCane(10) shouts: LOL!!
[02:36:34] [H R]Ellz opens a naughty gift!
*Gift blows up*
[02:36:37] [H R]Ellz(4) says: FUCK
[02:36:38] {FFFFFF}Bruce_McCane{FFFFFF}: (10) RIP
[02:36:38] Lawrence_Kolta(42) says: AHHAHAHHA
[02:36:38] [H R]Ellz(4) says: FUCK
[02:36:38] [H R]Ellz(4) says: FUCK
[02:36:39] [H R]Ellz(4) says: FUCK
[02:36:39] Lawrence_Kolta(42) says: REKT
[02:36:39] [H R]Ellz(4) says: FUCK
[02:36:40] [H R]Ellz(4) says: FUCK
[02:36:40] [H R]Ellz (4) has been kicked by Sauron for flooding

[Khm]

looool

[Bruce.]

Funny thing is that he came back from being kicked... opened another gift which blew up again

[Kaze]

[23:24:14]=AV=Massi: (35) drop some /payday Sauron
[23:24:15]I am an eye in the sky, looking at you!
[23:24:27]TeaM_Eric: (48) #santaSauron
[23:24:27]Matteo_Gvardia: (43) /peidei
[23:24:30]=AV=Massi: (35) no man i don't need an Eye, i need MONEY
[23:24:35][WS]Alf_Svensson: (46) imao
[23:24:39]Kaze_Corleone: (39) lmao
[23:24:49]Lewis_Churchill: (58) say that to Fetty Wap Massi

[Spike.]

[23:24:27]Matteo_Gvardia: (43) /peidei

lmfao @PortuguesePeople

[Spike.]

[22:45:55] This $1,338 payday has been sponsored by [WS]EvilTeddy(62),

[22:45:55] TeaM_Arslan(8) says: nice palte

[22:45:55] [WS]Fuzzy(24) says: adsdfshgfsd

[22:45:55] {A42626}Marco_Corleone{FFFFFF}: (33) lol

[22:45:55] {FFFF00}Mang_Olas{FFFFFF}: (37) ty

[22:45:55] {FFFFFF}[WS]Alf_Svensson{FFFFFF}: (29) ooooh!

[22:45:55] {FFFFFF}Antonello_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (59) thanks Teddy

[22:45:55] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Arslan{FFFFFF}: (8) ty for the 1m teddy

[22:46:02] {FFFFFF}Dennis_Soprano{FFFFFF}: (6) Devin, Teddy challenged you.

[22:46:04] {FFFFFF}Erion_SOPRANO{FFFFFF}: (4) >smiles

[22:46:08] {FFFFFF}[Rstar]Devin{FFFFFF}: (44) hmm

[22:46:16] This $1,339 payday has been sponsored by [Rstar]Devin(44),

[22:46:18] {A42626}Marco_Corleone{FFFFFF}: (33) wow

[22:46:19] {0055FF}[WS]Derek_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (51) ty

[22:46:20] {FFFFFF}Antonello_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (59) lol

[22:46:21] {FFFFFF}Hudson{FFFFFF}: (56) lol

[22:46:21] {FFFFFF}Richard_Corleone{FFFFFF}: (19) Make it rain

[22:46:21] {A42626}Matt_Ryan{FFFFFF}: (67) ty

[22:46:21] {0055FF}=AV=Loris{FFFFFF}: (31) lol ty

[22:46:23] {FFFFFF}=AV=Mike_Kevin{FFFFFF}: (2) okay, ty

[22:46:24] {FFFFFF}Andreh{FFFFFF}: (54) ty

[246:24] This $1,340 payday has been sponsored by [WS]EvilTeddy(62),

[22:46:27] {FFFFFF}Dennis_Soprano{FFFFFF}: (6) Well Teddy! You can't tolerate this.

[22:46:29] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (50) wohooo!

[22:46:30] This $1,400 payday has been sponsored by [Rstar]Devin(44),

[22:46:30] {FFFFFF}Antonello_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (59) haha

[22:46:34] {FFFFFF}=AV=Salmonella{FFFFFF}: (57) looks like devin has the upperhand

[22:46:34] {FFFFFF}Andreh{FFFFFF}: (54) ty

[22:46:35] This $1,500 payday has been sponsored by [WS]EvilTeddy(62),

[22:46:37] {A42626}Marco_Corleone{FFFFFF}: (33) jesus

[22:46:38] {FFFFFF}Kenawa.Soprano{FFFFFF}: (32) Gog ogo!

[22:46:38] {FFFFFF}=AV=Salmonella{FFFFFF}: (57) teddy wins

[22:46:38] {FFFFFF}Macxy.{FFFFFF}: (11) hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[22:46:38] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (50) D:

[22:46:44] {A42626}Darius_Darius{FFFFFF}: (3) ty

[22:46:44] {FFFFFF}Kenawa.Soprano{FFFFFF}: (32) You can do it!

[22:46:44] This $5,000 payday has been sponsored by [Rstar]Devin(44),

[22:46:45] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Dizzy_Dros{FFFFFF}: (27) payday compitation

[22:46:48] {FFFFFF}Ivan_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (68) enough

[22:46:48] {0055FF}=AV=Loris{FFFFFF}: (31) Lol

[22:46:48] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (60) lol

[22:46:49] {FFFFFF}Hudson{FFFFFF}: (56) wow

[22:46:50] {0055FF}Lawrence_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (46) touche

[22:46:50] This $6,000 payday has been sponsored by [WS]EvilTeddy(62),

[22:46:51] {FFFFFF}Ottoman_Corleonesi{FFFFFF}: (13) Oh guys

[22:46:51] {FFFFFF}Dennis_Soprano{FFFFFF}: (6) Well, teddy rekt

[22:47:16] {FFFFFF}Hudson{FFFFFF}: (56) thanks anyway

[22:47:18] {FFFFFF}Pedro_Gvardia.{FFFFFF}: (0) 1

[22:47:18] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (50) Devins turn

[22:47:19] {FFFFFF}Pedro_Gvardia.{FFFFFF}: (0) 2

[22:47:20] This $9,999 payday has been sponsored by [Rstar]Devin(44),

[22:47:21] {FFFFFF}=AV=Salmonella{FFFFFF}: (57) who's the bigger man?

____________A few dozen "HAAHHAHAHAHAz" later________________

[22:47:27] {FFFFFF}Antonello_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (59) spam

[22:47:27] {FFFFFF}Macxy.{FFFFFF}: (11) omg

[22:47:27] {FFFFFF}Ramo_Corleone{FFFFFF}: (14) HAHAHAHAHAHHA

[22:47:27] {FFFFFF}=AV=Mike_Kevin{FFFFFF}: (2) LOLOL

[22:47:28] This $10,000 payday has been sponsored by [WS]EvilTeddy(62),

[22:47:29] {FFFFFF}Richard_Corleone{FFFFFF}: (19) Heh

[22:47:29] {FFFFFF}Kenawa.Soprano{FFFFFF}: (32) And the winner issss....

[22:47:30] {A42626}Marco_Corleone{FFFFFF}: (33) OOOO

[22:47:30] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Dizzy_Dros{FFFFFF}: (27) yay

[22:47:30] {FFFFFF}Pedro_Gvardia.{FFFFFF}: (0) AHAHA

[22:47:31] {FFFFFF}Macxy.{FFFFFF}: (11) hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[22:47:31] {FFFFFF}Macxy.{FFFFFF}: (11) hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[22:47:32] {0055FF}=AV=Loris{FFFFFF}: (31) haha

[22:47:32] {FFFFFF}Jay_Araatus{FFFFFF}: (61) ahaha

[22:47:32] {FFFFFF}Kenawa.Soprano{FFFFFF}: (32) HAHAHAHAHA

[22:47:32] {FFFFFF}Dennis_Soprano{FFFFFF}: (6) WOW, Teddy is totally out!

[22:47:32] {0055FF}John_Collin{FFFFFF}: (15) NIIIICE

[22:47:33] {FFFFFF}Ramo_Corleone{FFFFFF}: (14) Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh snap

[22:48:19] {FFFFFF}Grandpa_Corleone{FFFFFF}: (12) lets all /q before the tax days come

[22:48:21] {FFFFFF}[Rstar]Devin{FFFFFF}: (44) *cough*

[22:48:21] {FFFFFF}Dennis_Soprano{FFFFFF}: (6) ^

[22:48:22] This $10,001 payday has been sponsored by [Rstar]Devin(44),

[22:48:24] {FFFFFF}Macxy.{FFFFFF}: (11) hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[22:48:24] {FFFFFF}Ramo_Corleone{FFFFFF}: (14) OHHHHHHHH

[22:48:25] {FFFFFF}Macxy.{FFFFFF}: (11) hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


____________After some "hhhhhhhhhhhhhh....." spam________________

[22:49:06] {0055FF}[WS]Derek_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (51) teddybear, take the lead

[22:49:09] This $10,002 payday has been sponsored by [WS]EvilTeddy(62),

[22:49:11] {FFFFFF}Kenawa.Soprano{FFFFFF}: (32) waiting for Teddy to strike


____________A few dozen "LOLz" later________________

[22:49:23] {FFFFFF}Macxy.{FFFFFF}: (11) devin you lost

[22:49:24] {FFFFFF}Jeremy_Russell{FFFFFF}: (22) DEVIN IS THE BEST

[22:49:26] {FFFFFF}Ottoman_Corleonesi{FFFFFF}: (13) I wanna slap myself

[22:49:26] {FFFFFF}Kenawa.Soprano{FFFFFF}: (32) LMFAO

[22:49:28] {FFFFFF}Richard_Corleone{FFFFFF}: (19) Feeling generous today? <3

[22:49:28] {FFFFFF}=AV=Salmonella{FFFFFF}: (57) the counter is at 60k

[22:49:32] {FFFFFF}[WS]Spike_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (49) inb4 FLA rushing to buy RPGs

[22:49:32] {FFFFFF}[WS]Alf_Svensson{FFFFFF}: (29) Teddy <3

[22:49:33] {FFFFFF}Adam_Vaughan{FFFFFF}: (69) Devin sweating again, what will he do this time.

[22:49:35] {FFFFFF}Trane_Kiedis{FFFFFF}: (43) Devin, are you going to let Teddy win?

[22:49:36] {0055FF}[WS]Derek_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (51) devin, just admit it you lost

[22:49:39] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Dizzy_Dros{FFFFFF}: (27) I bet Devin wont respond

[22:49:40] {FFFFFF}Dennis_Soprano{FFFFFF}: (6) Sure he is.

[22:49:41] {FFFFFF}Antonello_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (59) time for tax day xD

[22:49:42] {FFFFFF}Ottoman_Corleonesi{FFFFFF}: (13) I love you Teddy and Devin!

[22:49:44] A generous payday is available for you for a limited period of time for the amount of $-2,000. Use /collectpayday to collect it

____________A few dozen "No thanks" later________________

[22:49:58] {FFFFFF}Adam_Vaughan{FFFFFF}: (69) Devin = Donald Trump


[22:50:05] {0055FF}Lawrence_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (46) Teddy for Mayor

[22:50:05] This $10,500 payday has been sponsored by [Rstar]Devin(44),

[22:50:06] Mang_Olas(37) says: i cant find laws on parking

[22:50:06] {0055FF}[WS]Derek_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (51) devin 2016

[22:50:07] Mang_Olas(37) says: help

[22:50:08] {A42626}Marco_Corleone{FFFFFF}: (33) damn

[22:50:08] {0055FF}Lawrence_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (46) oooooooooooo

[22:50:08] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (50) Wohoo!

[22:50:09] {FFFFFF}[WS]Alf_Svensson{FFFFFF}: (29) Vote Teddy for Teddy 2016!

[22:50:11] {0055FF}Lewis_Churchill{FFFFFF}: (10) Can't Stump the Trmp

[22:50:12] {FFFFFF}Macxy.{FFFFFF}: (11) hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh omh omh omh omg omg omg

[22:50:13] {FFFFFF}Macxy.{FFFFFF}: (11) hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh omh omh omh omg omg omg

[22:50:13] {FFFFFF}Mane_Lucchese{FFFFFF}: (53) shots fired!

[22:50:14] {0055FF}Bruce_McCane{FFFFFF}: (41) 30k more

[22:50:14] This $10,600 payday has been sponsored by [WS]EvilTeddy(62),

[22:50:14] {FFFFFF}Andreh{FFFFFF}: (54) ty <3

[22:50:15] {FFFFFF}Jeremy_Russell{FFFFFF}: (22) DEVIN IS THE BEST

[22:50:15] {0055FF}Bruce_McCane{FFFFFF}: (41) cmon


[22:50:17] {A42626}Marco_Corleone{FFFFFF}: (33) holy

____________A few dozen "LMFAOs" later________________

[22:50:39] [Rstar]Devin has been banned by [WS]EvilTeddy(62) for stop fighting me.

[22:50:40] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Dizzy_Dros{FFFFFF}: (27) teddy the beast

[22:50:43] {FFFFFF}Pedro_Gvardia.{FFFFFF}: (0) AJ

[22:50:43] {FFFFFF}Lan_Araatus{FFFFFF}: (81) LOOOL

____________A few dozen "LOLz" later________________


[22:50:48] {0055FF}Rob_Williams{FFFFFF}: (25) haha

[22:50:49] {A42626}[Rstar]Carbon{FFFFFF}: (66) Hahahah

[22:50:53] This $1,001 payday has been sponsored by [Rstar]Devin(44)

[Josh_White]

 

[Dizzy.]

the payday competition was gainful for us 

[Adam]

Adam_Vaughan(19) says: First to answer 1x2x3x4x5x6x7x8x9 correct wins 150k

Luis_Gvardia(8) says: 362880

You have sent $150,000 to Luis_Gvardia(8).

Luis_Gvardia(8) shouts: LOOOL!!

Adam_Vaughan(19) says: Luis wins!

Luis_Gvardia(8) shouts: THANKS ADAM <3!!

PM to Luis_Gvardia(8): you're rich though, give it to someone poor:p 

PM from Luis_Gvardia(8): I am poor! Been using this shirt and pants for over 2 years :'(

PM from Luis_Gvardia(8): Time to buy myself some new clothes

PM from Luis_Gvardia(8): I /donate'd

PM to Luis_Gvardia(8): That gives it to the state... 

PM from Luis_Gvardia(8): You must be fuckin' kidding me

PM to Luis_Gvardia(8): its /sponsor ... 

PM from Luis_Gvardia(8): FUUUUCK

PM to Luis_Gvardia(8): rofl 

PM from Luis_Gvardia(8): OMG

PM from Luis_Gvardia(8): Please don't tell anyone about this -.-

[Stivi]

But he asked you not to tell anyone about it. And I'm glad you did.

DONT BE GREEDY KIDS, SHARING IS CARING.

[Luis.]

I say it's not my fault and it was a legitimate mistake!

[Wingman]

[23:24:14]=AV=Massi: (35) drop some /payday Sauron
[23:24:15]I am an eye in the sky, looking at you!
[23:24:27]TeaM_Eric: (48) #santaSauron
[23:24:27]Matteo_Gvardia: (43) /peidei
[23:24:30]=AV=Massi: (35) no man i don't need an Eye, i need MONEY
[23:24:35][WS]Alf_Svensson: (46) imao
[23:24:39]Kaze_Corleone: (39) lmao
[23:24:49]Lewis_Churchill: (58) say that to Fetty Wap Massi[/b]

LOL

[Bundy]

[23:07:21] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): Hello

[23:07:35] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): can you hear me 

[23:07:52] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): Yeh

[23:08:14] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): i will pay 120g

[23:08:24] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): Meet me at CH

[23:08:36] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): i was wondering if after all these years 

[23:08:54] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): come to City Hall

[23:08:56] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): hello from the other side 

[23:09:04] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): Hello

[23:09:07] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): i mustve called a thousand times 

[23:09:23] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): come to City hall

[23:09:29] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): come there please

[23:09:38] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): im sorry for everything that i've done 

[23:09:56] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): but when i call you never seem to be home 

[23:10:25] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): u have weed?

[23:10:47] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): hello from the outside 

[23:11:03] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): Please sell to me 120 grams

[23:11:19] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): at least i can say that ive tried to tell you 

[23:11:33] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): Tell me what

[23:11:36] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): im sorry for breaking your heart 

[23:11:45] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): i want weed

[23:12:03] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): but it dont matter it clearly doesnt tear you apart... anymore.... 

[23:12:38] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): hello how are you its so typical of me to talk about myself 

[23:12:50] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): im sorry i hope you're well 

[23:13:03] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): invite me in ur family

[23:13:13] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): Please as an associate

[23:13:24] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): did you ever make it out of that town 

[23:13:28] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): where nothing happened 

[23:13:40] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): i will dont do anything

[23:13:48] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): can u invite me in ur fammily

[23:13:52] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): can u invite me in ur family

[23:15:00] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): hello

[23:15:00] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): its no secret that the both of us are running out of time 

[23:15:28] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): hello from the other side 

[23:15:49] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): invite me or give me some weeds Choose

[23:15:55] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): i mustve called a thousand times to tell you 

[23:16:53] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): im sorry for everything that ive done 

[23:17:04] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): but when i call you never seem to be home 

[23:17:15] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): Dont do like this

[23:17:29] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): hello from the outside 

[23:17:48] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): at least i can say that ive tried to tell you 

[23:18:00] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): tell me what

[23:18:24] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): im sorry for breaking your heart 

[23:18:53] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): but it dont matter it clearly doesnt tear you apart anymore 

[23:19:42] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): yeh